Preface
I hate my life. Now before you go, oh, don't be so dramatic, life's not that bad, I have very good reasons as to why I distain living. One, it's normal for a teenage girl, especially one like me- dramatic over-the-top pre-Madonna, I'll own that I'm a selfish chick with a serious attitude problem- to hate life. However, it got progressively worse when my brother started seeing the pale manipulative child. Actually when Isabella Swan first arrived in Forks is number 2. Am I the only one who can see through her act? Bella Swan is a skilled actress. Clever? Yes. Selfless? Not in the slightest.
Jacob has always been a loveable annoyance to me and my sisters but honestly Isabella Swan made him much more irritating. He was always talking about her when she was dating that other guy, Edwin Sullen or something , who I now know is a vampire along with the rest of his "family." Then when she was morning his leaving- drama queen, much?- he was moaning like a PMS-y girl after her first break-up. Then when the vamp came back and Swan got back together and then dumped him for my brother, he was cockier than Paul about winning a wrestling match. So, their relationship, number 3.
Between the time of the vamp leaving and coming back, I shifted. Jacob and the bane of my existence got into an argument when he first shifted. He was nearly in tears when he got back to the house. That was he biggest mistake yet. Piss me off if you will but mess with my baby brother and will make you wish you had never been born. I shifted in the middle of the living room, shocking all of the pack. A female had never shifted before. Me and Leah were the only ones in our history. Being the first female to shift, number 4.
Then a ginger vamp decided to go after the little drama queen. So naturally, my brother just had to come to her rescue. Sam made the rest of the pack follow. I was forced to help them and her. My worst freaking nightmare come to life. We had to train with the bloodsuckers, apparently one of them has a history with the things we are dealing with. Having to put up with vampires and Isabella Swan, number 5.
During the training, I laid eyes on Isabella's ex-boyfriend, Edward Cullen. He was, in that instant, the center of my universe. I imprinted on a freaking vampire! Number 6, imprinting on a bloodsucker.
And finally number 7; falling in love with a vampire that is still in love with the bane of my existence.
So, do I have your sympathy now?