As much as CM Punk and Jeff Hardy hated each other on screen, they hated each other off screen as well. They were polar opposites and could just never see eye to eye. Punk used to at least try to pretend he could stand Jeff, but that went out the window when they got a storyline together. You'd think spending so much time together would bring them together, but it just pushed them further apart.
Punk had said a few unscripted things during a promo and that pushed their feud over their edge. Jeff had actually had a crush on Punk before that, but those words completely destroyed it.
Jeff's good friend John Morrison actually had to spend the night consoling Jeff after that. John was also really good friends with Punk, so it was just awkward all around for him. And now he was right in the middle of all their fights. Anytime they needed to vent about each other, they came to him. John was beyond sick of it at this point, he just wanted them to build a bridge and get over each other.
For the Smackdown taping tonight, they were in Jeff's hometown of Cameron, North Carolina. This put Punk in an extra bad mood for the show. Punk walked into the arena and went to the men's locker room. That was another thing that pissed him off about Jeff, the Hardys got their own private locker room.
He glared when he saw Jeff in there talking to Edge. "What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in your own locker room doing drugs or something?."
Jeff glared at him. "Fuck you."
"No thanks, but you can suck my dick if you really want to," said Punk, setting his bag down.
Jeff scoffed. "Sorry, putting small objects in my mouth is a choking hazard."
With that Jeff left the room, and Punk glared after him.
"So, Jeff won that one," said Edge. "What's the score now? Ten for him, none for you?"
"Shut up," grumbled Punk, starting to change into his ring gear.
John Morrison was changing in the men's locker room after the show when Punk angrily stormed in. His match with Jeff went less than great considering they were both pissed at each other, and Vince spent fifteen minutes ripping them a new one for it. It wasn't that it looked too fake, it looked real. Probably because it was.
"Hey man," said John, as Punk walked in. "How are you?"
"Fucking great," grumbled Punk, digging through his bag.
"Why are you always so grumpy?" Said John.
"Trust me, John. I wouldn't be half as grumpy if Jeff just fell off the face of the Earth," said Punk.
"You're just mad cause you can't get with him," said John, with a smirk.
Punk crossed his arms. "I'd never want to get with Jeff. And if I did I guarantee you I could."
"Doubt it," said John.
"That skank would beg for it," said Punk.
"Oh really?" Said John. "You gonna put your money where your mouth is?"
Punk grabbed his wallet and pulled out some cash. "Fifty bucks, I can get him in bed."
John scoffed. "Deal. I'm about to get fifty bucks richer."
Punk smirked and finished getting dressed. "Trust me, I'm the one that's about to get richer." He finished changing before leaving the locker room and immediately setting out to find Jeff.
"Hey, Matt," said Punk, walking up to Matt Hardy. "Where's your brother?"
"He's in our locker room," said Matt. "Don't fuck with him right now, he's not in a good mood."
"I'm not gonna fuck WITH him," said Punk, walking towards the Hardys' locker room. He knocked on the door, and Jeff answered just a few moments later still in his ring gear. Before Punk could get a word out the door was slammed in his face. He sighed and knocked again. "Jeff it's important, it's about... The show."
Jeff opened the door and let Punk in. "Hurry up, I have to change."
Punk smirked and shut the door behind himself. "You can change, I don't mind."
Jeff glared and crossed his arms. "What do you want?"
"I just wanted to say... sorry," said Punk. That was harder to say than he thought it'd be.
Jeff furrowed his brows. "What?"
"I'm sorry, for saying all that shit," said Punk, rubbing the back of his neck. "I was, out of line."
Jeff got a small glare. "Bull shit."
"No, I really am," said Punk. "I can prove it to you."
"How?" Said Jeff.
"There's a carnival in town tonight," said Punk. "Let me take you to it."
Jeff scoffed. "Just an hour ago you hated me, and now you want to take me to a carnival?"
"I want to make it up to you," said Punk, taking a step closer to Jeff.
Jeff furrowed his brows. "What are you planning?"
"No plan," said Punk. "Just come to the carnival, it'll be fun."
"I doubt that," said Jeff.
"Trust me, you'll have fun," said Punk, winking at him.
"Are you... Trying to flirt with me?" Said Jeff.
"Depends," said Punk, taking Jeff's hand and moving closer to him. "Is it working?"
Jeff pulled back and moved away. "You're being really weird."
"Just come to the carnival," said Punk. "You won't regret it."
Jeff sighed. "I have to change first."
Punk smirked. "Alright, I'll wait outside for ya."
Jeff stared with a confused look as Punk left. He sighed and shook his head before getting dressed. Jeff put on his WWE shirt and some black jeans before leaving his locker room.
Punk smirked at him. "Ready to go?"
"As I'll ever be," said Jeff, walking past him. Punk followed and tried to put his arm around Jeff's waist but got his hand smacked. He chuckled as Jeff glared at him.
Punk led Jeff to his car and opened the door. Jeff mumbled a thanks and Punk smirked before walking to the other side. He drove down the road and onto the highway.
"What kinda music do you like?" Said Punk, turning on the radio.
Jeff shrugged. "I like just about anything."
Punk put on a rock station and turned the volume up when a Journey song came on. He looked over at Jeff and saw he definitely approved. Punk smirked. "I knew you were a rock fan."
Jeff got a small smirk. "What gave you that hint? The black nails or the purple hair?"
Punk chuckled. "It'd have to be the face paint."
Jeff laughed a little and looked out his window. Punk got a smirk. "How does that taste, by the way?"
Jeff furrowed his brows at him. "Taste? Why?"
"You're a pretty creative person," said Punk, shrugging. "Those kinds of people tend to be pretty kinky in bed."
Jeff gasped and his cheeks got red. "I do not use it for that!"
"You can't tell me you haven't made out with someone while wearing it," said Punk.
Jeff blushed. "One time, and it was only cause I just got back from a match."
"Uh huh," said Punk, with a smirk. "And where did that lead to?"
"We only made out," said Jeff. "I didn't screw him that night."
"That night?" Said Punk. "So you have slept with a coworker?"
"That is my business," said Jeff.
"Come on," said Punk. "You can tell me. I'll keep my mouth shut, promise."
Jeff sighed. "It was long before you worked here."
"Ooo, attitude era star?" Said Punk.
"Yeah," said Jeff.
"Who was it?" Asked Punk.
"Why are you curious?" Said Jeff.
"Just tell me. I'll make it worth your while" said Punk, reaching over and running his hand up Jeff's thigh with a wink.
Jeff smacked his hand away with a glare and was silent for a few moments. "Dwayne."
Punk's eyes widened. "Woah, Dwayne? As in Dwayne Johnson? The Rock?"
"Yes," said Jeff softly, blushing.
"No way," said Punk. "You got fucked by The Rock?"
"I was young," said Jeff. "I made some bad decisions."
Punk got a smirk. "So, you're a bottom?"
Jeff gasped and glared. "Punk!"
Punk chuckled. "I'm a curious guy."
Jeff rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. "Pervert."
Punk winked at him. "You won't be complaining later."
"In your dreams," said Jeff, with a scoff.
"You're damn right it's in my dreams," said Phil, smirking as he got another glare from Jeff. "What?"
Jeff just shook his head. "I don't know what's more annoying, your flirting or your insult."
"You'll learn to love the flirting," said Punk, putting his arm over Jeff's shoulders.
Jeff sighed, not bothering to push his arm away. "You are really something else, you know that."
"Thank you," said Punk. "So, the paint-"
"Stop talking about the paint," said Jeff.
Punk smirked. "Does it like, get on the other person-"
"Punk, I swear to god," said Jeff.
"Is it flavored?" Said Punk. "Cause that would really be something."
"Punk!" Said Jeff. "I've never used it for sex! And I never will!"
"Never say never," said Punk, winking at him.
AN: Hope you guys like it so far! Leave a review and let me know what you think! :)