Twisted Twilight Chat Room(A.C.A\T.T.C.R)
*turns on computer
*logs on user
*opens up project file
Nix:Hi first story what what!
Edward:its not that exiting you haven't even started typing the story.
Nix:who!what!when!why!how!Edward!
Edward:i hacked Ur copuper(sounds totally proud of himself total jerk)
Nix:YOU LITTLE #*%&$(use Ur imagination)!
Bella:NIX I swear im gonna *&^$% U WITH my #$*^ SO U HAVE 2 %&^* SIDEWAYS!IF U EVA SAY DAT AGAIN!
Edward&Nix:...........
Nix:(thinks)'holly shoots dude!im scared'
edward:me 2 Nix me 2
Bella: what Ru talking about!
Nix:EDDY Poo! DID U JUST READ MY MIND?! NOOOO,GET OUTTA MI HEAD!
Bella:WHAT DID U CALL HIM(jumps on Nix pulls hair)
Nix:OWY! STOP IT BELLA ITS JUST A NICKNAME I GOTS 1 4 U 2!
Edward:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT'S SO.......(HE CANT TALK LAUGHING 2 HARD)
Nix:(whispers the nickname in Bella's ear)
Bella:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! U BETTER NOT TELL ANY BODY IF U DU I KILL U!
Nix:jasper disclaimer!
Edward:y jazz?
Nix:cause i likes lucin at him(dreamy expression on face as jasper walks on the moniters screen)
jasper:NIX36-
Nix:honey bear call me Nixie!
jasper:k "Nixie"(nix366946)does NOT own any thing its just a fan fake so calm down!
Nix:that's right!ooooohh sawoon jazi Ur absolutely adorable!i could just eat u!
jasper:...um thanks(blushes deep scarlet (wait vampires cant blush(oh well)at all)and turns away from nix.)
Edward:'what about Alice?'he asked in his head
jasper felt Edwards tension and worry and said "she ran off with ash from Pokemon a month ago!so Ive givin up lovin her"
Nix:jazbery isnt that a song ,loving u?
jasper: yeah D'Cinnamons-Loving You,why?
Nix:la'gasp i love that song!
Bella: me tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Edward:ugh this chat iz getting reeeaaally random I'm out of here!
Bella:eh..oh uh ,Edward wait 4 me!
Nix:no Bella Edward i need u 4 the story come back!ugh 2 late.
jasper:Nixie u haven't even started the story we've been chatting 4 3 hours!
Nix:WHAT!IT FEELS LIKE SECONDS!
jasper:so u still gonna publish it?
Nix:well.....probably i mean we spent 3 HOURS just talking 2 each other!
jasper:alrighty u want me 2 get the HOLE family of twilight 2 come say goodbye 4 now?
Nix:nah jazzier ill do it u can go wait at my house.
jasper:do u want me 2 buy the name brand wipcream or the stores cheep knockoff.
Nix:brand name
jasper:do u want pie 2?
Nix:not me i hate pie!get ice cream instead!
jasper:what Ru talking about who hates pie? everyone loves pie!
Nix:IVE ALWAYS HATED PIE U NEVER UNDERSTOOD ME!
jasper:UR A PIE RACIST!
Nix:WELL UR A COBLER WHORE!
(carlisle walks on screen)
Carlisle:4 GOD SAKES GET OFF PIE!!!!!!!!
Nix&jasper:....sorry.
Carlisle:that's better now say goodnight 2 the viewers and go home!
Nix:(loud air kiss like the animaniacs) GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!
jasper:yeah see ya later!
(Nix and jasper get off the screen)
Carlisle:PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!(in a sing song voice with expanding hand gestier)
*file save
*shut down program
*log off user
*turn off compuper
cool hu? thanks 4 those who made me funny!
scrubs, yugio abridged, and saturday mornin cartoons!
leave revews and try 2 gues on what bellas nickname is!