A.N.
Yay first story up please read and review :3
Or dont and make her cry
Isabella's right I wrote this so not doing either of those would break my iddle heart :(
Since you forgot...ahem neither of us own the characters or show and thats the only disclaimer your going to get.
This Isn't A Joke
Against all odds Hidan had fallen in love. Of course the person he fell in love with hated his guts. When Hidan figured that out he didn't even try to deny it. Even he knew about love, mostly from books that would describe it in great detail. Apparently the crap written in the books was totally true. His heart would start to pound and flutter against his chest at the same time.
So he didn't deny it, but he still hated it. Especially since his "crush" was Kakuza, his partner that hated his guts. Yeah so that wasn't good. And Hidan knew he did, after being called an idiot and a dumb ass for a few hours you kinda figure that out. Hidan was yanked out of his thoughts when a shoe hit his head.
"Dude, What the hell?!" he shouted a Kakuza who had thrown said object.
"Shut up Hidan we have a mission." He replied taking a scroll out of his cloak.
"What?! We're still recovering from our last mission and we're not even at the base!"
Kakuza sighed. Hidan was right they had only finished their mission 2 days ago and were currently at a hotel. He pulled out a package from his cloak. Apparently the scroll and the package came together. Kakuza unrolled the scroll with Hidan looking over his shoulder.
Dear Hidan & Kakuza,
You are to gather information about the movements and plans of Lord Cion. You will disguise with the outfits in the package. (Yes the outfits are your size. no don't ask me how I know.) as Miss Lady Yuki and her bodyguard Razul. You were chosen since everyone else was on missions. Failure will not be accepted.
Pein
P.S. Kakuza do not hit, threaten or attempt to kill Hidan. It's rude to hit ladies in public.
Hidan do not curse, hit, yell or kill. It's not ladylike.
P.S.S You may break any pervert's arms/legs.
Both Hidan and Kakuza finished reading at the same time. There was a long pause. Which was naturally broken by Hidan.
"You've go to be joking!" He yelled
Suddenly a small piece of paper fell out of the scroll.
No this is not a joke, This is a mission. –Pein
Both of them sweat dropped. Hidan sighed and Kakuza pulled out the clothes. 'Why me?'
A.N.
So short...but dont worry theres more :)
Yay them