Jelly Belly Helly
By: Lauryn Marino
3/28/2002
This fic contains a concept that may make a few people uncomfortable. Only people with a sense of humor and an open mind will enjoy this. Once you figure out what the fic is about, if you don't like it, then STOP reading! There's nothing horrible, but there are some weird people out there that get offended easily. No one's forcing ya to read this. Otherwise, ENJOY!
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Goku whistled as he walked down the busy city sidewalks, swinging some shopping bags in his hand. He and ChiChi had been in town all day to re- stock their supplies, and Goku had been banned from the grocery store where his wife was currently shopping. Instead, the Saiyajin had been assigned to a few small things such as soap, shampoo, and other household items. Goku stopped as his stomach growled loudly, looking around at the various surrounding stores for a place that sold food. He still had some money left for a little snack. "Hey, over here." a voice called. The Saiyajin blinked and looked down the alley next to him, spotting a strange looking old woman standing behind a booth with odd items. She motioned for him to come over, smiling. Goku shrugged and walked over to her, figuring that he had plenty of time before he had to meet ChiChi outside the grocery store.
"How are you today, young man?" the old woman asked, still smiling widely. "Hungry." Goku answered simply, looking around the alley. "Uh…why are you set up back here?" The strange woman blinked, a sweat drop forming on her forehead. "I'm sensitive to the sun…" she finally replied, chuckling nervously. "So you're hungry, you say?" the woman asked, trying to change the subject. "Yeah! I've been picking things up for my wife all day. I was just about to go pick up a snack before you called me in here." the Saiyajin said, glancing back towards the shops outside the alley. The old woman beamed happily and disappeared behind the booth, rustling around for something. Goku blinked and leaned over the booth in an attempt to see what she was doing. The old woman suddenly popped back up, surprising the Saiyajin and causing him to fall backward. "She moves pretty fast for an old lady…" Goku muttered as he got back up. No sooner he had gotten back to his feet, the old woman held out a bag of something to him, urging him to take it. "What's this?" he asked, taking the bag and looking it over. It seemed to be some sort of candy. "They're called Jelly Beans! I'm sure they'll hold you until you can get a good meal." the woman said, smiling almost evilly. Goku didn't notice as he shrugged and handed the woman what was left of his money. "Ok, thanks." He waved as he turned and started walking back toward the busy streets. "I'm sure your day will become interesting very soon, young man! Enjoy!" the old woman called. Goku raised an eyebrow as he looked back into the alley, gasping when he saw nothing but a few boxes. "Wha--- Where'd she go?!" "Over here!" a voice called. The Saiyajin blinked and looked toward the other side of the alley, where the old woman was waving. "Oh…" Goku waved and began walking toward the grocery store, munching on the jelly beans he'd just bought.
On his way to the store, Goku noticed that he was getting odd looks from a lot of people. Mainly men, who tended to stare or smile oddly. "These city people are oddballs…" the Saiyajin muttered as he popped another jelly bean in his mouth. As he neared the grocery store, Goku began to notice that something seemed a bit off. Either a lot of people suddenly got taller, or he got a little shorter. Usually the Saiyajin was a little taller than most people, or at least just as tall, but it seemed that he was about even in height to most the women he passed on the street. Goku shrugged it off as his target came into view, figuring that all the women must be wearing bigger heels or something.
Goku smiled when he spotted ChiChi standing outside the grocery store with six carts filled to the brim with food. The Saiyajin's stomach growled in response, causing his wife to look up. "Hey ChiChi!" Goku said, smiling. The woman blinked, scratching her head. "Hello. Do I know you from somewhere?" The Saiyajin chuckled as he placed the bags he was holding into one of the shopping carts. "Oh come on! Quite fooling around!" ChiChi put her hands on her hips at she stared at him, looking as if she were in deep thought. The Saiyajin paused and raised an eyebrow, realizing that his wife was serious. "ChiChi? Are you feeling ok? It's me, Goku." The woman's jaw suddenly dropped open as she looked at her 'husband' up and down, her mouth moving, but no words coming out. Goku cocked his head to one side, glancing down at himself. "What're you looking ---EEEEEEE!!!" The Saiyajin's eyes widened as he looked at himself….or should I say…HERself. "Wha…wha…WHAT HAPPENED?!" Goku cried, slapping his hand over his mouth when he noticed for the first time that his…er…her voice was a lot higher than normal. The Saiyajin ran around in a small circle, flapping 'her' arms around in horror. "I'M A WOMAN!!" she shouted. "You certainly are!" a passing man called, whistling. Goku froze and looked over at the man, her face turning beet red. "YOU'RE SICK!!' she finally shouted, pointing at the confused man.
ChiChi watched as her 'husband' shouted at a few men who were smiling at 'her', yelling for them to keep moving. The woman finally managed to find her voice and walked over to Goku, patting her on the shoulder in an attempt to calm her down. "Why are they acting like that, ChiChi!? No one pays this kind of attention to you!" "HEY!" ChiChi cried, batting her 'husband' upside the head. She grabbed Goku's arm and lead him over to the store window, where she could see her new reflection. The Saiyajin's face immediately turned red as she looked at herself. "Oh…" Goku blinked as she looked at her reflection. Her gi seemed to have changed as well, now fitting pretty snuggly as to show off her new and more curvy body. Goku's hair was now a lot longer and had become straighter, resembling ChiChi's hair when it wasn't pulled into a bun. Her eyes were larger and shinier than normal and seemed to be an even darker color than ChiChi's were. After a few more minutes of studying her new self, Goku couldn't help but smile. "Man! I'm hot!" ChiChi shook her head, covering her face with her hand. "I can't believe this… My husband makes a prettier girl than me…"
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"Put on some make-up, woman! You look like something Trunks dragged in from the backyard!!" Vegeta shouted, eyeing Bulma, who had just gotten out of bed. "Shut up! Women don't always wake up looking as nice as they do during the day! Give me a break!" the woman shouted, running a brush through her tangled blue hair. "Well at least most women wake up looking like women." the prince grinned, ducking as Bulma threw her brush at him. "You men are the worst! I wish you knew what it was like to be a woman! Then you'd know it wasn't so easy!!" The Saiyajin snorted and folded his arms. "Too bad. That'll never happen, woman."
Bulma was about to make her come back when the phone stopped her. The woman glared over at the smirking prince as she picked up the phone. "Hello?" Vegeta raised an eyebrow as Bulma pulled the phone away from her ear, the person on the other end obviously yelling. "Calm down, ChiChi. I don't understand you…" She waited as she listened to what the other woman was saying. "Alright. I'll see you soon then." Bulma hung up the phone and looked over at Vegeta, who was frowning. "What did Kakarotto's woman want?" Bulma shrugged and walked back into the bathroom to continue freshening up. "I don't know. She said it was something I had to see to believe. She'll be here soon." The prince snorted and got up to leave the room. "Probably found an anti-wrinkle cream that actually works." The Saiyajin once again ducked as another object was hurled at his head.
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"No ChiChi!! I'm not going! You can't make me!!" Goku cried, latching onto the doorknob as the other woman attempted to pull her out the door. "Come on, you big baby! Bulma may know how to get you back to normal! I want my husband back!!" The Saiyajin finally lost his grip on the door and both women, (snicker), tumbled to the floor. ChiChi grabbed hold of Goku's wrist and began dragging her out the door. "Let's go! Gohan and Goten will be back any minute. Do you want them to see you like this?!" The Saiyajin gasped and immediately raised her fingers to her forehead, transporting herself and ChiChi to the front door of Capsule Corp.
Goku jumped behind ChiChi as the other woman knocked on the door, not wanting anyone to see her in her current state. A couple minutes later, Bulma opened the door and smiled as she stood to the side to let both women in. "Hi ChiChi! Who's your friend?" the blue haired woman asked as she closed the door. Before she could answer, Vegeta walked into the room and stalked over to ChiChi. He studied her for a minute before smirking. "Nope. I was wrong. She didn't discover an anti-wrinkle cream that works." Goku gasped and grabbed hold of the other woman as she attempted to murder the prince, kicking and screaming profanities. Vegeta looked over at Goku, raising an eyebrow. Not many women were strong enough to hold back the banshee known as ChiChi. The prince noticed that the new woman looked very much like the few Saiyajin women he had seen on his home planet as a child, minus the tail. He smirked. Goku noticed Vegeta staring at her, and despite her best efforts, a blush crept onto her face. Bulma noticed the wandering eyes of her husband as well and punched him in the arm. "Don't you have training you do?!" "Not right now." Vegeta smirked, still staring at the other Saiyajin, who was attempting to disappear. Bulma growled angrily. "Fine then. I guess Goku will always be stronger than you." The prince finally snapped out of his daze and glared at the blue haired woman. "That baka is not stronger than me!!!" Bulma smirked as the Saiyajin stormed away, cursing loudly.
Bulma finally turned back to ChiChi and smiled. "Sorry about that. So what was it that I had to see to believe?" The dark haired woman pulled Goku in front of her. "Her." Bulma blinked and studied the other woman. "Well she's very pretty, but I don't see anything out of the ordinary." ChiChi smirked, enjoying the suspense. "Meet Goku." The blue haired woman smiled and shook Goku's hand. "Hi! Did ChiChi tell you that her husband's name is Goku too?" The Saiyajin covered her face with her hand and moaned, unable to get rid of the blush that seemed to be permanently stuck on her face. ChiChi laughed and patted her 'husband' on the shoulder. "No. I mean this IS Goku. My Goku. The Goku you grew up with. Get it? THE Goku!" Bulma fell silent as she stared at the other woman, who attempted to avoid eye contact with her at all costs. "NO WAY!" she suddenly cried, grabbing the Saiyajin by the arms for a better look. She leaned in until she was nose to nose with Goku, staring so hard that her eyes felt as if they'd fall out. The Saiyajin finally frowned and pulled away a bit. "Take a picture, Bulma. It'll last longer!" The other woman nearly fell over. "Oh my god! It IS you!! Stay right there!" ChiChi and Goku blinked in confusion as the woman ran from the room, returning a couple seconds later with a camera. "No, Bulma!!" Goku cried, covering her face. "What?! You said I could take a picture!" the blue haired woman cried, snapping off picture after picture. "I wasn't serious!!" the Saiyajin cried.
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After Bulma had run out of film, she, ChiChi, and Goku all sat down in the kitchen to get something to eat while they talked. "So? How'd it happen?" Bulma asked, watching as Goku shoved piles of food into her mouth. "Goku! Try to be a bit more lady like, will ya?!" ChiChi cried. The Saiyajin glared over at her and continued eating. The dark haired woman sighed and turned back to Bulma. "We don't know. We were in town this morning and when we met back up, he…er…she was like this. She claims she doesn't know how it happened." The blue haired woman studied the Saiyajin, her eyes narrowing a bit as she rubbed her chin. Goku blinked and looked up at her. "What?" "You…You're prettier than me!!" Bulma cried, causing the other two women to fall out of their chairs. "That's beside the point! Get me back to normal!!" Goku cried, tugging at her long hair. Bulma scratched her head. "I don't know what to do… Since I don't know what caused it… I can't fix it. We'll have to wait until we have more information…" The Saiyajin gasped in horror. "You mean I have to stay like this?!" "Only until we've found out what caused this." the blue haired woman explained. ChiChi and Bulma looked at each other, then back at Goku, smiles forming on their faces. The Saiyajin eyed them suspiciously. "W….what?" "Well…Now that there's a new girl in the group, I think it's only right if we go shopping for some new clothes for you…" ChiChi said, eyeing the gi Goku was wearing. "No way!! You can't make me!!" the Saiyajin cried, jumping up from the table. "I'm not leaving this house! I'm a freak of nature!!" Goku jumped as Bulma and ChiChi's eyes narrowed at her. She chuckled nervously and backed away a bit. "Ok…let's go…"
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Goku frowned at the new clothes she was wearing. "Couldn't I have bought baggier clothes?" Bulma looked at the snug jeans and shirt the Saiyajin was wearing, along with a black, unbuttoned over shirt. The outfit was completed with a black belt and white sneakers. "What're you talking about? You look great!" "Yeah!" ChiChi agreed, starting to like the woman version of her husband. "I'm actually starting to get jealous! You're getting more attention than either of us!" Goku blinked and looked around the mall. "Sure enough, she was getting a lot of attention." She frowned and folded her arms. "Did either of you stop to think that this is extremely embarrassing for me?!" "Why?" Bulma asked. "No one knows who you are…"
Goku was about to protest when a very familiar, and annoying, laugh reached her ears. She glanced around and finally spotted none other than Master Roshie, who was ogling over some girls and getting slapped in the process. The Saiyajin's eyes narrowed. "Can we go the other way?" she asked, already starting to turn around. The other two women were about to question her when they noticed what she had noticed. Unfortunately, it was already too late. "Bulma, ChiChi! Hello ladies!!" the turtle hermit called, running over quickly. All three women moaned in annoyance, knowing it was too late to run. "Hey, who's your friend?" Roshie asked, staring at Goku. "Hey! Eyes up here, pervert!" the Saiyajin shouted, pointing to her eyes. Bulma and ChiChi chuckled. "This is…uh…Keko." ChiChi finally answered, putting her arm around a very confused Goku's shoulders. "Keko, eh? How would you like to take a stroll around my island with me?" The Saiyajin's eyes narrowed dangerously at the hermit. "Forget it, old man!" Roshie chuckled and edged closer to Goku. "Come on, baby! I may be old, but I have spunk!" This caused both Bulma and ChiChi to burst out laughing. Goku, on the other hand, was beginning to feel sick to her stomach. "I'll take your silence as a yes!" Roshie said, grabbing the Saiyajin's hand and kissing it before she could react. Goku gasped and suddenly flared into Super Saiyajin mode, knocking the turtle hermit across the entire length of the huge mall. "I think she likes meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!" Roshie shouted as he flew off.
Goku was breathing heavily from anger as she spun around to face Bulma and ChiChi, who were staring wide-eyed at the Saiyajin. "Oh great! She's even prettier as a blonde with green eyes!" Bulma shouted, throwing her hands in the hair angrily. Goku snorted angrily and returned to normal, looking down at her hand that had been soiled by the old man's disgusting lips. She grabbed her wrist as the reality of the situation finally hit home. "AH!! It burns!! I need water!!" the Saiyajin cried, bolting off toward the mall bathrooms. Goku paused when she got there, looking back and forth between the men's room and the women's room. The Saiyajin jumped from foot to foot, still clutching her wrist as she looked between her two choices. "I'm going to have nightmares!!" Goku cried as she ran into the women's room to wash her contaminated hand off.
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Bulma and ChiChi waited for ten minutes before Goku finally came out of the bathroom, still rubbing her hand with a paper towel. "It is REALLY clean in there! Wow!" The other two women nodded. "So I guess that little show back there means you still have all your Saiyajin powers…" Bulma said, rubbing her chin. "So… even if we can't get you back to normal, at least you'll still be able to fight." Goku gasped. "What do you mean, 'if we can't get you back to normal'??!! You have to! I can't fight like this!!" "And why not?!" ChiChi asked. "I used to fight!" The Saiyajin looked down at her hands. "Yeah… but I might break a nail…" The three looked at each other in silence for a moment before Goku grinned, then burst out laughing. Bulma and ChiChi exchanged glances and soon began laughing as well.
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"We're back!" Bulma called as the three women entered Capsule Corp, shopping bags in hand. Vegeta suddenly burst into the room, a strange look on his face. "Where is she?!" ChiChi raised an eyebrow. "Who?" "HER!!" the prince shouted, pointing at a surprised Goku. Bulma frowned, wondering what the other Saiyajin was up to. "Why? What do you want with Keko?" "Keko?! So that's her name, eh? Doesn't sound very Saiyajin to me." The color suddenly drained from Goku's face, fearing that the prince had figured it out somehow. "What makes you think she's a Saiyajin?" Bulma snapped, stepping in front of Vegeta to block him from getting any closer to Goku. Vegeta snorted and pointed over to Roshie, who was sitting on the couch, staring at the women. "That old man crash landed in the living room! He claims that Keko turned into a Super Saiyajin and sent him flying when he tried to ask for directions!" "DIRECTIONS?!" Goku suddenly shouted, glaring over at Roshie. "That's right, baby! Directions! Right to your heart!" "WHY YOU!!" Goku growled and bounded across the room, wrapping her hands around the hermit's neck. Vegeta watched for a moment in amusement before Bulma hit him in the arm. The Saiyajin rolled his eyes and ran over to Goku in an attempt to pull her off Roshie. He raised an eyebrow in surprise when he was unable to break her grip and decided to go Super Saiyajin. Goku, who was determined to get revenge on the old man, also went Super Saiyajin to avoid being pulled away. Vegeta's eyes widened in shock, never having seen a female Super Saiyajin. After several failed attempts to pry the other Saiyajin off the hermit, the prince shrugged and began to tickle Goku's sides instead, knowing that that was Bulma's ticklish spot as well. The other Saiyajin's growls of anger turned into snickers, and then full fledge laughter, despite his efforts to kill Roshie. Vegeta smirked triumphantly as he finally pulled the woman away from the turtle hermit, who collapsed on the floor, gasping for breath.
Goku snorted angrily and pulled away from the prince, folding her arms angrily. "You got lucky this time, old man!" Roshie slowly sat up, rubbing his throat. "I think we both have different definitions for 'getting lucky." Goku blinked, staring at the hermit for a moment as she processed what he meant. The Saiyajin gasped in disgust as the meaning finally hit her and bounded over the couch in an attempt to get another go at the old man. Unfortunately, Vegeta was already there to stop her and pulled the other Saiyajin away from Master Roshie. The prince grinned as Goku yelled profanities at the old man. "Well she's got spunk!"
After several more perverted comments and several more attempts on Roshie's life, Goku was finally calm. Everyone sat in the living room, staring at each other…except for Roshie, who had been kicked out of Capsule Corp. Little did they know, the hermit was still ogling at the women from the window. Vegeta stared at Goku intensely, his arms folded. "Something is familiar about you…" the prince finally said, earning everyone's attention. Goku looked over at Bulma and ChiChi, who each looked at each other, then back at the Saiyajin. Bulma grinned and looked over at the prince. "Maybe that's because you've met her before." Vegeta frowned and looked back at the other Saiyajin. "I never forget a face, woman! I've never seen her before in my life." The blue haired woman chuckled, knowing she'd enjoy this. "I'll give you a hint. Her real name starts with a K." Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Her name is Keko!!" Bulma smirked and reloaded her camera with film casually. "Nuh uh. Think about it. She looks familiar. She's a tailless Saiyajin, she came here with ChiChi, she's a Super Saiyajin, and when she first got here, she was wearing an orange gi…" Vegeta's face drained of more and more color with each word that came from his wife's mouth. The Saiyajin slowly turned to Goku, who's face was once again a deep shade of red. "Kak….KAKAROTTO?!" "Ding, ding!" Bulma laughed, taking a picture of the priceless look on the prince's face.
"But…But how?! It's not possible!!" Vegeta cried, running around the couch a few times to get a better look at the other Saiyajin. Goku frowned and folded her arms. "Vegeta! Cut it out! You're making me feel weird!!" The other Saiyajin stopped running around and pointed at her. "I'm making YOU feel weird?! I was attracted to you!!!" Everyone feel silent, their eyes wide. Vegeta lowered his pointed hand as his face turned a deeper shade than Goku's. ChiChi slowly put her hand over her mouth to muffle a few chuckles, which soon turned into laughter. Bulma was quick to join in. Goku, who had been staring at Vegeta the whole time in shock, finally saw the humor in the situation, and couldn't help but laugh herself. "STOP YOUR LAUGHING!" the prince shouted angrily. When no one listened, he ran over to Goku and slapped her across the face. The other Saiyajin blinked and looked back over at the prince. A grin crept back onto her face. "You hit a girl!" Snickers once again filled the room.
Vegeta huffed angrily and flopped back onto a chair, folding his arms angrily. "I can't believe this! Not only did Kakarotto become the first Super Saiyajin in over 1,000 years, but now he…she has become the first female Super Saiyajin ever!! The gods are playing with me! I know they are!!!"
MEANWHILE, AT THE LOOKOUT…
Mr. Popo looked over at Dende, who was playing with a Vegeta action figure.
BACK AT CAPSULE CORP…
"Hey! I'm the real victim here!" Goku cried, jumping up from the couch. "Look at me!!" "I did! Several times!" the prince shouted, mentally slapping himself. Goku slapped her hand over her face and started walking toward the door to leave. "I'm tired of this! Someone call me when you've figured out how to turn me back to normal!" Before the Saiyajin could leave, the door swung open, revealing almost the entire Z senshi. Goku froze in his tracks, his face going pale. Gohan, who was the first to enter, stared at the woman, then looked back at Roshie, who nodded and grinned. The demi-Saiyajin's eyes widened. "F…father?!!" "ROSHIE!!!" Goku cried, once again lunging for the old man, only to be restrained by Vegeta again. The turtle hermit laughed, standing just outside the reach of the restrained Saiyajin. "Sorry, baby! When I heard the news, I couldn't help but tell a few people, heh, heh!!" "Stop calling me baby!!!" Goku screamed, throwing a ki blast at the old man, which sent him flying out of Capsule Corp. The Z senshi exchanged glances, then edged away from the still restrained Goku, who was shooting them all evil glares, daring them to say something.
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Goku mumbled to herself as she felt some prying eyes on her, folding her arms angrily. She stormed out of the room where everyone was talking about the situation and walked into the kitchen. The Saiyajin walked over to her discarded gi and reached into one of the pockets, pulling out what was left of the bag if jelly beans she'd bought earlier. After shoving a few more into her mouth, Goku grabbed a soda from the fridge and returned to the living room, punching Roshie in the face as she passed by.
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Vegeta snorted as he got up and left the room, entering the kitchen for a much needed snack. "Stupid Kakarotto…" The prince paced back and forth, still disturbed by the whole situation. He glanced at the table, noticing a bag of candy sitting there. The Saiyajin raised an eyebrow and picked up a handful of jelly beans, popping them into his mouth.
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"Do you think this is a Saiyajin thing?" Piccolo asked, looking at Goku. Bulma raised an eyebrow as she rubbed her chin. "It might be. I don't remember Vegeta ever mentioning it though…" Everyone once again fell silent as they stared at the Saiyajin. "Would you people stop staring at me?!" Goku cried, throwing her hands in the air. Yamcha glanced between the Saiyajin and Bulma. "Gee. I think I made the wrong choice!" The desert bandit screamed in horror as both women tackled him and started pounding the life out of him. "Joking!! JOKING!!!" Goku and Bulma stopped their attack as a high-pitched scream erupted from the kitchen. Everyone jumped up and ran to investigate.
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Vegeta screamed in horror as he looked down at himself. His Saiyajin armor was now showing off more than he would have liked. His hair had become longer and didn't stuck up anymore, and judging from his scream, his voice had gotten higher. The prince…or rather, princess, looked up as she heard several muffled gasps, jumping back when she spotted everyone staring at her. "You too?!" Bulma cried!! "You're prettier than me as well!!!" Everyone fell over at the statement. "Woman! This is not the time!!" Vegeta shouted, flinching at her own voice. Goku couldn't resist a snicker, happy that the attention was momentarily taken off of her. Vegeta heard the little snicker and glared at the other Saiyajin. "You want a piece of this, Kakarotto?!" "No, but he probably does." Goku grinned, pointing at a drooling Roshie. Vegeta growled in annoyance and blasted the hermit.
Bulma blinked when she noticed that jelly beans sitting on the table and picked up the bag. Her eyes widened as she read the package. "This!! Did you two both eat any of these?!" Goku looked over at her and nodded. "Yeah, those are mine. Some weird woman sold them to me." Vegeta nodded as well. The blue haired woman smirked. "Well these are what turned you into women. "WHAT?!" the two Saiyajins shouted at once. "Yep. But don't worry. It's only temporary. Each bean will keep you a woman for about two days." Goku suddenly went pale. "But… but I ate half the bag!!!" Vegeta's mouth dropped open. "And I ate most of the other half!!" Bulma ran her fingers through her hair, taking a deep breath. "Well, it looks like you two will be needing more clothes then…" Vegeta slowly looked over at Goku, who was staring straight ahead with wide eyes. "This…THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!" the Saiyajin screamed, tackling Goku. The Z senshi watched in silence as the two women fought with each other. "Rarr. Cat fight." Roshie grinned, only to get blasted by both Saiyajins once again.
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Well, that's it for chapter 1. Please review and let me know if you'd like to see more! I've got plenty more where that came from.
By: Lauryn Marino
3/28/2002
This fic contains a concept that may make a few people uncomfortable. Only people with a sense of humor and an open mind will enjoy this. Once you figure out what the fic is about, if you don't like it, then STOP reading! There's nothing horrible, but there are some weird people out there that get offended easily. No one's forcing ya to read this. Otherwise, ENJOY!
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Goku whistled as he walked down the busy city sidewalks, swinging some shopping bags in his hand. He and ChiChi had been in town all day to re- stock their supplies, and Goku had been banned from the grocery store where his wife was currently shopping. Instead, the Saiyajin had been assigned to a few small things such as soap, shampoo, and other household items. Goku stopped as his stomach growled loudly, looking around at the various surrounding stores for a place that sold food. He still had some money left for a little snack. "Hey, over here." a voice called. The Saiyajin blinked and looked down the alley next to him, spotting a strange looking old woman standing behind a booth with odd items. She motioned for him to come over, smiling. Goku shrugged and walked over to her, figuring that he had plenty of time before he had to meet ChiChi outside the grocery store.
"How are you today, young man?" the old woman asked, still smiling widely. "Hungry." Goku answered simply, looking around the alley. "Uh…why are you set up back here?" The strange woman blinked, a sweat drop forming on her forehead. "I'm sensitive to the sun…" she finally replied, chuckling nervously. "So you're hungry, you say?" the woman asked, trying to change the subject. "Yeah! I've been picking things up for my wife all day. I was just about to go pick up a snack before you called me in here." the Saiyajin said, glancing back towards the shops outside the alley. The old woman beamed happily and disappeared behind the booth, rustling around for something. Goku blinked and leaned over the booth in an attempt to see what she was doing. The old woman suddenly popped back up, surprising the Saiyajin and causing him to fall backward. "She moves pretty fast for an old lady…" Goku muttered as he got back up. No sooner he had gotten back to his feet, the old woman held out a bag of something to him, urging him to take it. "What's this?" he asked, taking the bag and looking it over. It seemed to be some sort of candy. "They're called Jelly Beans! I'm sure they'll hold you until you can get a good meal." the woman said, smiling almost evilly. Goku didn't notice as he shrugged and handed the woman what was left of his money. "Ok, thanks." He waved as he turned and started walking back toward the busy streets. "I'm sure your day will become interesting very soon, young man! Enjoy!" the old woman called. Goku raised an eyebrow as he looked back into the alley, gasping when he saw nothing but a few boxes. "Wha--- Where'd she go?!" "Over here!" a voice called. The Saiyajin blinked and looked toward the other side of the alley, where the old woman was waving. "Oh…" Goku waved and began walking toward the grocery store, munching on the jelly beans he'd just bought.
On his way to the store, Goku noticed that he was getting odd looks from a lot of people. Mainly men, who tended to stare or smile oddly. "These city people are oddballs…" the Saiyajin muttered as he popped another jelly bean in his mouth. As he neared the grocery store, Goku began to notice that something seemed a bit off. Either a lot of people suddenly got taller, or he got a little shorter. Usually the Saiyajin was a little taller than most people, or at least just as tall, but it seemed that he was about even in height to most the women he passed on the street. Goku shrugged it off as his target came into view, figuring that all the women must be wearing bigger heels or something.
Goku smiled when he spotted ChiChi standing outside the grocery store with six carts filled to the brim with food. The Saiyajin's stomach growled in response, causing his wife to look up. "Hey ChiChi!" Goku said, smiling. The woman blinked, scratching her head. "Hello. Do I know you from somewhere?" The Saiyajin chuckled as he placed the bags he was holding into one of the shopping carts. "Oh come on! Quite fooling around!" ChiChi put her hands on her hips at she stared at him, looking as if she were in deep thought. The Saiyajin paused and raised an eyebrow, realizing that his wife was serious. "ChiChi? Are you feeling ok? It's me, Goku." The woman's jaw suddenly dropped open as she looked at her 'husband' up and down, her mouth moving, but no words coming out. Goku cocked his head to one side, glancing down at himself. "What're you looking ---EEEEEEE!!!" The Saiyajin's eyes widened as he looked at himself….or should I say…HERself. "Wha…wha…WHAT HAPPENED?!" Goku cried, slapping his hand over his mouth when he noticed for the first time that his…er…her voice was a lot higher than normal. The Saiyajin ran around in a small circle, flapping 'her' arms around in horror. "I'M A WOMAN!!" she shouted. "You certainly are!" a passing man called, whistling. Goku froze and looked over at the man, her face turning beet red. "YOU'RE SICK!!' she finally shouted, pointing at the confused man.
ChiChi watched as her 'husband' shouted at a few men who were smiling at 'her', yelling for them to keep moving. The woman finally managed to find her voice and walked over to Goku, patting her on the shoulder in an attempt to calm her down. "Why are they acting like that, ChiChi!? No one pays this kind of attention to you!" "HEY!" ChiChi cried, batting her 'husband' upside the head. She grabbed Goku's arm and lead him over to the store window, where she could see her new reflection. The Saiyajin's face immediately turned red as she looked at herself. "Oh…" Goku blinked as she looked at her reflection. Her gi seemed to have changed as well, now fitting pretty snuggly as to show off her new and more curvy body. Goku's hair was now a lot longer and had become straighter, resembling ChiChi's hair when it wasn't pulled into a bun. Her eyes were larger and shinier than normal and seemed to be an even darker color than ChiChi's were. After a few more minutes of studying her new self, Goku couldn't help but smile. "Man! I'm hot!" ChiChi shook her head, covering her face with her hand. "I can't believe this… My husband makes a prettier girl than me…"
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"Put on some make-up, woman! You look like something Trunks dragged in from the backyard!!" Vegeta shouted, eyeing Bulma, who had just gotten out of bed. "Shut up! Women don't always wake up looking as nice as they do during the day! Give me a break!" the woman shouted, running a brush through her tangled blue hair. "Well at least most women wake up looking like women." the prince grinned, ducking as Bulma threw her brush at him. "You men are the worst! I wish you knew what it was like to be a woman! Then you'd know it wasn't so easy!!" The Saiyajin snorted and folded his arms. "Too bad. That'll never happen, woman."
Bulma was about to make her come back when the phone stopped her. The woman glared over at the smirking prince as she picked up the phone. "Hello?" Vegeta raised an eyebrow as Bulma pulled the phone away from her ear, the person on the other end obviously yelling. "Calm down, ChiChi. I don't understand you…" She waited as she listened to what the other woman was saying. "Alright. I'll see you soon then." Bulma hung up the phone and looked over at Vegeta, who was frowning. "What did Kakarotto's woman want?" Bulma shrugged and walked back into the bathroom to continue freshening up. "I don't know. She said it was something I had to see to believe. She'll be here soon." The prince snorted and got up to leave the room. "Probably found an anti-wrinkle cream that actually works." The Saiyajin once again ducked as another object was hurled at his head.
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"No ChiChi!! I'm not going! You can't make me!!" Goku cried, latching onto the doorknob as the other woman attempted to pull her out the door. "Come on, you big baby! Bulma may know how to get you back to normal! I want my husband back!!" The Saiyajin finally lost his grip on the door and both women, (snicker), tumbled to the floor. ChiChi grabbed hold of Goku's wrist and began dragging her out the door. "Let's go! Gohan and Goten will be back any minute. Do you want them to see you like this?!" The Saiyajin gasped and immediately raised her fingers to her forehead, transporting herself and ChiChi to the front door of Capsule Corp.
Goku jumped behind ChiChi as the other woman knocked on the door, not wanting anyone to see her in her current state. A couple minutes later, Bulma opened the door and smiled as she stood to the side to let both women in. "Hi ChiChi! Who's your friend?" the blue haired woman asked as she closed the door. Before she could answer, Vegeta walked into the room and stalked over to ChiChi. He studied her for a minute before smirking. "Nope. I was wrong. She didn't discover an anti-wrinkle cream that works." Goku gasped and grabbed hold of the other woman as she attempted to murder the prince, kicking and screaming profanities. Vegeta looked over at Goku, raising an eyebrow. Not many women were strong enough to hold back the banshee known as ChiChi. The prince noticed that the new woman looked very much like the few Saiyajin women he had seen on his home planet as a child, minus the tail. He smirked. Goku noticed Vegeta staring at her, and despite her best efforts, a blush crept onto her face. Bulma noticed the wandering eyes of her husband as well and punched him in the arm. "Don't you have training you do?!" "Not right now." Vegeta smirked, still staring at the other Saiyajin, who was attempting to disappear. Bulma growled angrily. "Fine then. I guess Goku will always be stronger than you." The prince finally snapped out of his daze and glared at the blue haired woman. "That baka is not stronger than me!!!" Bulma smirked as the Saiyajin stormed away, cursing loudly.
Bulma finally turned back to ChiChi and smiled. "Sorry about that. So what was it that I had to see to believe?" The dark haired woman pulled Goku in front of her. "Her." Bulma blinked and studied the other woman. "Well she's very pretty, but I don't see anything out of the ordinary." ChiChi smirked, enjoying the suspense. "Meet Goku." The blue haired woman smiled and shook Goku's hand. "Hi! Did ChiChi tell you that her husband's name is Goku too?" The Saiyajin covered her face with her hand and moaned, unable to get rid of the blush that seemed to be permanently stuck on her face. ChiChi laughed and patted her 'husband' on the shoulder. "No. I mean this IS Goku. My Goku. The Goku you grew up with. Get it? THE Goku!" Bulma fell silent as she stared at the other woman, who attempted to avoid eye contact with her at all costs. "NO WAY!" she suddenly cried, grabbing the Saiyajin by the arms for a better look. She leaned in until she was nose to nose with Goku, staring so hard that her eyes felt as if they'd fall out. The Saiyajin finally frowned and pulled away a bit. "Take a picture, Bulma. It'll last longer!" The other woman nearly fell over. "Oh my god! It IS you!! Stay right there!" ChiChi and Goku blinked in confusion as the woman ran from the room, returning a couple seconds later with a camera. "No, Bulma!!" Goku cried, covering her face. "What?! You said I could take a picture!" the blue haired woman cried, snapping off picture after picture. "I wasn't serious!!" the Saiyajin cried.
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After Bulma had run out of film, she, ChiChi, and Goku all sat down in the kitchen to get something to eat while they talked. "So? How'd it happen?" Bulma asked, watching as Goku shoved piles of food into her mouth. "Goku! Try to be a bit more lady like, will ya?!" ChiChi cried. The Saiyajin glared over at her and continued eating. The dark haired woman sighed and turned back to Bulma. "We don't know. We were in town this morning and when we met back up, he…er…she was like this. She claims she doesn't know how it happened." The blue haired woman studied the Saiyajin, her eyes narrowing a bit as she rubbed her chin. Goku blinked and looked up at her. "What?" "You…You're prettier than me!!" Bulma cried, causing the other two women to fall out of their chairs. "That's beside the point! Get me back to normal!!" Goku cried, tugging at her long hair. Bulma scratched her head. "I don't know what to do… Since I don't know what caused it… I can't fix it. We'll have to wait until we have more information…" The Saiyajin gasped in horror. "You mean I have to stay like this?!" "Only until we've found out what caused this." the blue haired woman explained. ChiChi and Bulma looked at each other, then back at Goku, smiles forming on their faces. The Saiyajin eyed them suspiciously. "W….what?" "Well…Now that there's a new girl in the group, I think it's only right if we go shopping for some new clothes for you…" ChiChi said, eyeing the gi Goku was wearing. "No way!! You can't make me!!" the Saiyajin cried, jumping up from the table. "I'm not leaving this house! I'm a freak of nature!!" Goku jumped as Bulma and ChiChi's eyes narrowed at her. She chuckled nervously and backed away a bit. "Ok…let's go…"
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Goku frowned at the new clothes she was wearing. "Couldn't I have bought baggier clothes?" Bulma looked at the snug jeans and shirt the Saiyajin was wearing, along with a black, unbuttoned over shirt. The outfit was completed with a black belt and white sneakers. "What're you talking about? You look great!" "Yeah!" ChiChi agreed, starting to like the woman version of her husband. "I'm actually starting to get jealous! You're getting more attention than either of us!" Goku blinked and looked around the mall. "Sure enough, she was getting a lot of attention." She frowned and folded her arms. "Did either of you stop to think that this is extremely embarrassing for me?!" "Why?" Bulma asked. "No one knows who you are…"
Goku was about to protest when a very familiar, and annoying, laugh reached her ears. She glanced around and finally spotted none other than Master Roshie, who was ogling over some girls and getting slapped in the process. The Saiyajin's eyes narrowed. "Can we go the other way?" she asked, already starting to turn around. The other two women were about to question her when they noticed what she had noticed. Unfortunately, it was already too late. "Bulma, ChiChi! Hello ladies!!" the turtle hermit called, running over quickly. All three women moaned in annoyance, knowing it was too late to run. "Hey, who's your friend?" Roshie asked, staring at Goku. "Hey! Eyes up here, pervert!" the Saiyajin shouted, pointing to her eyes. Bulma and ChiChi chuckled. "This is…uh…Keko." ChiChi finally answered, putting her arm around a very confused Goku's shoulders. "Keko, eh? How would you like to take a stroll around my island with me?" The Saiyajin's eyes narrowed dangerously at the hermit. "Forget it, old man!" Roshie chuckled and edged closer to Goku. "Come on, baby! I may be old, but I have spunk!" This caused both Bulma and ChiChi to burst out laughing. Goku, on the other hand, was beginning to feel sick to her stomach. "I'll take your silence as a yes!" Roshie said, grabbing the Saiyajin's hand and kissing it before she could react. Goku gasped and suddenly flared into Super Saiyajin mode, knocking the turtle hermit across the entire length of the huge mall. "I think she likes meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!" Roshie shouted as he flew off.
Goku was breathing heavily from anger as she spun around to face Bulma and ChiChi, who were staring wide-eyed at the Saiyajin. "Oh great! She's even prettier as a blonde with green eyes!" Bulma shouted, throwing her hands in the hair angrily. Goku snorted angrily and returned to normal, looking down at her hand that had been soiled by the old man's disgusting lips. She grabbed her wrist as the reality of the situation finally hit home. "AH!! It burns!! I need water!!" the Saiyajin cried, bolting off toward the mall bathrooms. Goku paused when she got there, looking back and forth between the men's room and the women's room. The Saiyajin jumped from foot to foot, still clutching her wrist as she looked between her two choices. "I'm going to have nightmares!!" Goku cried as she ran into the women's room to wash her contaminated hand off.
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Bulma and ChiChi waited for ten minutes before Goku finally came out of the bathroom, still rubbing her hand with a paper towel. "It is REALLY clean in there! Wow!" The other two women nodded. "So I guess that little show back there means you still have all your Saiyajin powers…" Bulma said, rubbing her chin. "So… even if we can't get you back to normal, at least you'll still be able to fight." Goku gasped. "What do you mean, 'if we can't get you back to normal'??!! You have to! I can't fight like this!!" "And why not?!" ChiChi asked. "I used to fight!" The Saiyajin looked down at her hands. "Yeah… but I might break a nail…" The three looked at each other in silence for a moment before Goku grinned, then burst out laughing. Bulma and ChiChi exchanged glances and soon began laughing as well.
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"We're back!" Bulma called as the three women entered Capsule Corp, shopping bags in hand. Vegeta suddenly burst into the room, a strange look on his face. "Where is she?!" ChiChi raised an eyebrow. "Who?" "HER!!" the prince shouted, pointing at a surprised Goku. Bulma frowned, wondering what the other Saiyajin was up to. "Why? What do you want with Keko?" "Keko?! So that's her name, eh? Doesn't sound very Saiyajin to me." The color suddenly drained from Goku's face, fearing that the prince had figured it out somehow. "What makes you think she's a Saiyajin?" Bulma snapped, stepping in front of Vegeta to block him from getting any closer to Goku. Vegeta snorted and pointed over to Roshie, who was sitting on the couch, staring at the women. "That old man crash landed in the living room! He claims that Keko turned into a Super Saiyajin and sent him flying when he tried to ask for directions!" "DIRECTIONS?!" Goku suddenly shouted, glaring over at Roshie. "That's right, baby! Directions! Right to your heart!" "WHY YOU!!" Goku growled and bounded across the room, wrapping her hands around the hermit's neck. Vegeta watched for a moment in amusement before Bulma hit him in the arm. The Saiyajin rolled his eyes and ran over to Goku in an attempt to pull her off Roshie. He raised an eyebrow in surprise when he was unable to break her grip and decided to go Super Saiyajin. Goku, who was determined to get revenge on the old man, also went Super Saiyajin to avoid being pulled away. Vegeta's eyes widened in shock, never having seen a female Super Saiyajin. After several failed attempts to pry the other Saiyajin off the hermit, the prince shrugged and began to tickle Goku's sides instead, knowing that that was Bulma's ticklish spot as well. The other Saiyajin's growls of anger turned into snickers, and then full fledge laughter, despite his efforts to kill Roshie. Vegeta smirked triumphantly as he finally pulled the woman away from the turtle hermit, who collapsed on the floor, gasping for breath.
Goku snorted angrily and pulled away from the prince, folding her arms angrily. "You got lucky this time, old man!" Roshie slowly sat up, rubbing his throat. "I think we both have different definitions for 'getting lucky." Goku blinked, staring at the hermit for a moment as she processed what he meant. The Saiyajin gasped in disgust as the meaning finally hit her and bounded over the couch in an attempt to get another go at the old man. Unfortunately, Vegeta was already there to stop her and pulled the other Saiyajin away from Master Roshie. The prince grinned as Goku yelled profanities at the old man. "Well she's got spunk!"
After several more perverted comments and several more attempts on Roshie's life, Goku was finally calm. Everyone sat in the living room, staring at each other…except for Roshie, who had been kicked out of Capsule Corp. Little did they know, the hermit was still ogling at the women from the window. Vegeta stared at Goku intensely, his arms folded. "Something is familiar about you…" the prince finally said, earning everyone's attention. Goku looked over at Bulma and ChiChi, who each looked at each other, then back at the Saiyajin. Bulma grinned and looked over at the prince. "Maybe that's because you've met her before." Vegeta frowned and looked back at the other Saiyajin. "I never forget a face, woman! I've never seen her before in my life." The blue haired woman chuckled, knowing she'd enjoy this. "I'll give you a hint. Her real name starts with a K." Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Her name is Keko!!" Bulma smirked and reloaded her camera with film casually. "Nuh uh. Think about it. She looks familiar. She's a tailless Saiyajin, she came here with ChiChi, she's a Super Saiyajin, and when she first got here, she was wearing an orange gi…" Vegeta's face drained of more and more color with each word that came from his wife's mouth. The Saiyajin slowly turned to Goku, who's face was once again a deep shade of red. "Kak….KAKAROTTO?!" "Ding, ding!" Bulma laughed, taking a picture of the priceless look on the prince's face.
"But…But how?! It's not possible!!" Vegeta cried, running around the couch a few times to get a better look at the other Saiyajin. Goku frowned and folded her arms. "Vegeta! Cut it out! You're making me feel weird!!" The other Saiyajin stopped running around and pointed at her. "I'm making YOU feel weird?! I was attracted to you!!!" Everyone feel silent, their eyes wide. Vegeta lowered his pointed hand as his face turned a deeper shade than Goku's. ChiChi slowly put her hand over her mouth to muffle a few chuckles, which soon turned into laughter. Bulma was quick to join in. Goku, who had been staring at Vegeta the whole time in shock, finally saw the humor in the situation, and couldn't help but laugh herself. "STOP YOUR LAUGHING!" the prince shouted angrily. When no one listened, he ran over to Goku and slapped her across the face. The other Saiyajin blinked and looked back over at the prince. A grin crept back onto her face. "You hit a girl!" Snickers once again filled the room.
Vegeta huffed angrily and flopped back onto a chair, folding his arms angrily. "I can't believe this! Not only did Kakarotto become the first Super Saiyajin in over 1,000 years, but now he…she has become the first female Super Saiyajin ever!! The gods are playing with me! I know they are!!!"
MEANWHILE, AT THE LOOKOUT…
Mr. Popo looked over at Dende, who was playing with a Vegeta action figure.
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"Hey! I'm the real victim here!" Goku cried, jumping up from the couch. "Look at me!!" "I did! Several times!" the prince shouted, mentally slapping himself. Goku slapped her hand over her face and started walking toward the door to leave. "I'm tired of this! Someone call me when you've figured out how to turn me back to normal!" Before the Saiyajin could leave, the door swung open, revealing almost the entire Z senshi. Goku froze in his tracks, his face going pale. Gohan, who was the first to enter, stared at the woman, then looked back at Roshie, who nodded and grinned. The demi-Saiyajin's eyes widened. "F…father?!!" "ROSHIE!!!" Goku cried, once again lunging for the old man, only to be restrained by Vegeta again. The turtle hermit laughed, standing just outside the reach of the restrained Saiyajin. "Sorry, baby! When I heard the news, I couldn't help but tell a few people, heh, heh!!" "Stop calling me baby!!!" Goku screamed, throwing a ki blast at the old man, which sent him flying out of Capsule Corp. The Z senshi exchanged glances, then edged away from the still restrained Goku, who was shooting them all evil glares, daring them to say something.
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Goku mumbled to herself as she felt some prying eyes on her, folding her arms angrily. She stormed out of the room where everyone was talking about the situation and walked into the kitchen. The Saiyajin walked over to her discarded gi and reached into one of the pockets, pulling out what was left of the bag if jelly beans she'd bought earlier. After shoving a few more into her mouth, Goku grabbed a soda from the fridge and returned to the living room, punching Roshie in the face as she passed by.
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Vegeta snorted as he got up and left the room, entering the kitchen for a much needed snack. "Stupid Kakarotto…" The prince paced back and forth, still disturbed by the whole situation. He glanced at the table, noticing a bag of candy sitting there. The Saiyajin raised an eyebrow and picked up a handful of jelly beans, popping them into his mouth.
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"Do you think this is a Saiyajin thing?" Piccolo asked, looking at Goku. Bulma raised an eyebrow as she rubbed her chin. "It might be. I don't remember Vegeta ever mentioning it though…" Everyone once again fell silent as they stared at the Saiyajin. "Would you people stop staring at me?!" Goku cried, throwing her hands in the air. Yamcha glanced between the Saiyajin and Bulma. "Gee. I think I made the wrong choice!" The desert bandit screamed in horror as both women tackled him and started pounding the life out of him. "Joking!! JOKING!!!" Goku and Bulma stopped their attack as a high-pitched scream erupted from the kitchen. Everyone jumped up and ran to investigate.
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Vegeta screamed in horror as he looked down at himself. His Saiyajin armor was now showing off more than he would have liked. His hair had become longer and didn't stuck up anymore, and judging from his scream, his voice had gotten higher. The prince…or rather, princess, looked up as she heard several muffled gasps, jumping back when she spotted everyone staring at her. "You too?!" Bulma cried!! "You're prettier than me as well!!!" Everyone fell over at the statement. "Woman! This is not the time!!" Vegeta shouted, flinching at her own voice. Goku couldn't resist a snicker, happy that the attention was momentarily taken off of her. Vegeta heard the little snicker and glared at the other Saiyajin. "You want a piece of this, Kakarotto?!" "No, but he probably does." Goku grinned, pointing at a drooling Roshie. Vegeta growled in annoyance and blasted the hermit.
Bulma blinked when she noticed that jelly beans sitting on the table and picked up the bag. Her eyes widened as she read the package. "This!! Did you two both eat any of these?!" Goku looked over at her and nodded. "Yeah, those are mine. Some weird woman sold them to me." Vegeta nodded as well. The blue haired woman smirked. "Well these are what turned you into women. "WHAT?!" the two Saiyajins shouted at once. "Yep. But don't worry. It's only temporary. Each bean will keep you a woman for about two days." Goku suddenly went pale. "But… but I ate half the bag!!!" Vegeta's mouth dropped open. "And I ate most of the other half!!" Bulma ran her fingers through her hair, taking a deep breath. "Well, it looks like you two will be needing more clothes then…" Vegeta slowly looked over at Goku, who was staring straight ahead with wide eyes. "This…THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!" the Saiyajin screamed, tackling Goku. The Z senshi watched in silence as the two women fought with each other. "Rarr. Cat fight." Roshie grinned, only to get blasted by both Saiyajins once again.
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Well, that's it for chapter 1. Please review and let me know if you'd like to see more! I've got plenty more where that came from.