This is a kuroshitsuji story that i hope joo guys r gonna like. My friend blackdagger143 is posting it because my brother decided to be the ramen monster and spill it all over my keyboard. So standard disclaimer... NOWAKI AND HIOU!
The author owns nothing in this story except for me and nowaki. She does not want little lawyer people with pointy sticks chasing her so this is why we are forced to say this...

So joo heard it from them. Not mine except them which the appearances i will explain later in qnother story with them. So enjoy~

~Blakusagi465

It was quiet in the dimly lit hallways of the Phantomhive manor as Sebastian- " SEBASTIAN! UNDERTAKER I'S TRYING TO RAPE NOWAKI!" - not. 'It had been a nice morning' Sebastian thought to himself. 'until a certain demon decided to wake up. This past week was the most hated thing of Sebastian. At first he thought it was him finally going into heat, but nooo this surpassed it by 1,000,000 miles.

Flashback~!

Sebastian POV

Sunday

I sat silently on my bed petting the small black kitten on my chest. Tonight was a quiet one so far. No one had tried to steal the young master from under his nose... Yet. My mental clock was at about 3:30 am before I heard the mysterious voice that had been visiting me for the past few weeks. It was soft, gentle, and caressing me with it's voice as it floated through the air. " sebby- chan, why did you leave me?" I had been hoping this mysterious voice would leave soon, it was preoccupying my head, bringing me away from my duties as a Phantomhive family butler. And again the voice immediately changed from female to male to throw me off of it's true gender. It had whispered the same sentence a few more times before it faded out. "...soon... Soon I will appear..." honestly because of what the decapitated voice I spaced out for the rest of the day.

Monday

Monday. I hate you. With a burning passion. Why do you plague me so? What have I done to deserve this treatment from you? If I glare at your name on the calendar long enough will you spontaneously combust? Or maybe you can feast your ugly self to the Trancy estate and leave me alone? No? Well then, we shall speak no more.

Tuesday

Ah, Tuesday. You are not Wednesday but, you are not Monday. How I love you Tues- "SEBAS-CHAN!" -not. This is not how I want to spend my mornings or my day as a matter of fact. Throwing away the precious food I made for the young master because some one stepped on the cake. Cleaning up after Mey-rin AGAIN! the red headed hom- shinigami just had to visit afterwards so he could try to rape me. Apparently that he/she knew something that I didn't. William then decided to stop by hitting everything with his retarded stic- reaper sythe and then proceeded to drag Grelle away leaving scratch marks on the floor. Then Undertaker flew in through the now broken window making things worse. He kept saying something about the love of his life appearing in an alleyway all bloody. Lovely. He also mentioned Aku no Shinigami ( whatever the heck those are) and proceeded to sing a random song that sounded eerily like the waffle song. Of course by now the young master was awake by all the commotion and threw a tantrum about leaving such messes and that if I do ever 'get it on' again with Undertaker he was to castrate me. I hate my life. Undertaker then laughed saying something about not being gay and left. you know what? Screw you Tuesday.

Wednesday and Thursday.

I HATE both of these days now too. Let me summarize. Full house, annoying supernatural beings that keep feeling me up at any time of the day, annoying royals, and horny shinigami. That is all.

Friday

Finally the voice had appeared before me. Of course this... Person was genderless for the moment. All I could tell was that it had one large blue eye ( from what I could see) long, black hair, and was wearing virtually nothing except for an over sized t-shirt. I would ask it's name but so far it has been screaming for I think it was 20 minutes now? Well after I got her I now found out to be quiet long enough I found out her name was Hiou Michealis and that she was searching for her friend who had been separated from her when they were traveling here from the demon plane. I was shocked for a moment at her name before the young master barged in extremely angry. Of course all the anger was at me because of the young bra- master not knowing who she was and Hiou not knowing that a chibi blueberry was running the manor. I explained as calm as I could ( almost strangling them) and we left it at that.

Saturday

This day is the worst. Hiou went to find her friend, flashed everyone, attacked Undertaker and the love of his life, destroyed his funeral parlor, and now refuses to wear a maids dress instead cutting my pants into shorts, made stockings into very long socks, made one of my tailcoats smaller to fit her, shrunk one of my vests and dress shirts, and is now wearing knee high laced up heels... Oh damn. She also found her friend who is named Nowaki, who is being trained under Undertaker and dresses exactly like him... Except with no hat and a shorter robe. I mentally face palm her because now as I said earlier they had to stay here with us. I hate my life.

END FLASHBACK

Sebastian's eye twitched as Hiou woke every being in the house, including the young master, with her shriek.' As if a mansion full of demons, humans, and shinigami was enough' Sebastian grumbled to himself. No of course not! William was assigned here with Grelle and Ronald because of the excess amount of demons. Then Pluto finally decided to show up after disappearing for a month. Prince Soma thought it was a party so he stayed with Agni trailing behind him. Alois also thought it was a party of supernatural beings so he tagged along with Claude, Hannah, Canterbury, Timber, and Thompson. How does everyone fit you may ask? Recently they had to renovate because Pluto destroyed half the house and Sebastian fixed it with about 100 more rooms. Now Sebastian simply had the pleasure of working with demons and incompetent humans, a spider demon butler who felt him him up every night, a red headed shinigami feel him up during the day, walking into a pair of retired shinigami get in on, a stuck up shinigami and a party animal shinigami get it on 24/7. 'why me...?' Sebastian thought as he trailed back through the hallways to drag the gender shifter named Hiou away from Undertaker's room. 'why me...?' he thought once more as he heard the sound of china breaking into a million pieces.

Hiou POV

OH. MY. BOB! my eyes are scarred... I thought as I absentmindedly dusted a wall after Sebastian dragged me away. He didn't get too far of course because Claude decided to show up out of nowhere and start making out with him. Normally I would say no but he didn't resist so I let it be. The more I thought about what happened to Sebby the more I thought that I should tell him. " geez... First Ronald and William, Nowaki and Undertaker, now claude and Sebastian?" suddenly the image of a happy Claude standing behind and hugging a very pregnant Sebastian flashed through my mind. " I think...I think I should finally tell my twin that he too, is a hermaphrodite..." I trailed off suddenly as I got a very sneaky idea.