RATED M
not for the faint of heart
Hello?" Winry answered.
"Hey...uh..winry?" Edward answered quietly.
"Yeah, Ed? What's it this time?" Winry asked.
"Alphonse needs a uhh.." Edward wrapped the phone cord his finger.
"Upgrade".
"You'll have to be more specific" she replied.
"Well it's like a cylindrical device. Like a... piston.." He muttered.
"Why? I don't see a reason for him needing it." Winry said, curiously.
"I...COMBAT!" Edward yelled unintentionally.
"Your answer still doesn't satisfy my question. But I won't pry." Winry said, sighing loudly.
"So you'll do it?" Edward asked, in high hopes.
"Yeah but it'll cost ya" she said.
"Dicks shouldn't cost shit" Edward stated wisely.
"What?" she asked.
"UUHH NOTHING. Yeah I'll pay" he said.
"alright... I'll get back to you then" winry said before hanging up.
" Alright Al we got it, but it's gonna cost us." Edward explained.
"Dicks shouldn't cost shit" Al declared.
"I feel ya pal" Edward moved closer and whispered "I feel ya.."
After al obtains robo weiner..
"Ed... I can't wait anymore..."
Al ripped off Eds pants with lustful vigor, revealing Edwards massive twelve inch cock and grabs it's erected glory. Al makes a noise like an orgasming 14 year old would, and starts to stroke Edwards cock gently. A dick flys by. Edward now crumples to his knee, moaning.
"Aaaaalllllll..." He whines, "Not so rough!" "THATS THE WRONG HOLE"!
"MMMMaaMMGGgr"
"AIORDETGSRTT"
"Daddy..." Al moaned accidentally.
SUDDENLY THE DOOR OPENED
"eD Omg FURL WHAYCHU DOIng JESUS FUCKhbg CHEIST HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELLINCEST IS ASIN BURN THE WATCH SHIT BOYZ ?!-lickz mah nekoears- SHIT" winry sCREAMED!
La fin.