Obi-Wan was on Corcuscant with Anakin, looking for that estranged bounty hunter. Suddenly, a stupid-looking man came up to him. "Would you like some deathsticks? I made them myself." Obi-Wan refused, knowing that a long time ago, Qui Gon Jin had told him not to accept anything from stupid looking people. Then he thought for a moment, and self-impression took over. He knew that he was strong and f.aithful in the force, so he must have self-control over the deathsticks, and hopefully just space out, which he liked to do, but the only way was to meditate. Obi Wan could not meditate in the middle of a bar. While he spaced out, he also could get some weight off from the bounty of his padawan, who already had attachments, was stubborn, and was trained late. So, he accepted a yellow deathstick, not knowing the drug's potency...

Anakin was confused. Where was his master? He looked around. Obi-Wan wasn't there. Anakin went out of the bar, and was almost blinded by all the lights before him. He looked around every corner of the city, until he came to the least expected place to find his master. There was loud, blaring music and...

There he was. Obi-Wan Kenobi was on the DJ board, doing the worm flop, waving his blue lightsaber around like a maniac. He was obviously high. How did he even get there? Wait a minute. He saw his master accept a glowing stick earlier from a stupid man earlier. Obi Wan told Anakin some time ago that you should never, ever, accept things from a stupid looking person. Not counting Yoda. Could that be it? Suddenly, he heard Obi-Wan calling him."I thought you were the Chosen One!" leered his master. "And you couldn't even find your own master! Leave!" Anakin knew better than to leave, so he got up to the board and dragged Obi Wan by the ears, and left. Obi-Wan was acting like an immature four-year-old. 'Let me go!" he screamed in a voice unlike his own, his eyes flashing madly. Then he kicked Anakin.

Therefore, when Obi-Wan was released from the effects of the drug, the Jedi Council told him he could not be a part of the Jedi Council. Obi Wan was very mad so he released hia anger and killed Jar Jar Binks. Everyone was very happy and then the Jedi Council made him head of the Jedi Council. The end.