Yami Misty: Well this story is based on Yami somewhat learning the value of Christmas. I also included my friend and myself in it to. Oh and Yami gets hurt a lot in this. I mean a lot. So enjoy. Oh and I DON'T OWN Yu-gi-oh so don't even try to flame me. I do own Elyssa and Misty and also mixed them up in this story, so oh you'll find out who's, who after you start reading.

Chapter: 1 Joyful Holiday Fun.

Yu-Gi-Oh Christmas Story

Yugi: (Skipping across room) Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la la la la la. Mmmmm. what was the rest of it.

Yami: What the hell are you so happy about?

Yugi: It's the Christmas season. Everyone is happy at this time of year.

Pegasus: (comes down stairs and whistles) I have Mistletoe above my head.

Yami: and what in Ra's name is he doing here?!?!

Elyssa: (come in front door) What the? What's he doing here? No better yet who invited him to our house?! (stares at Yami and Yugi.)

Yami: hey don't look at me. I never wanted to see that bastard in my life.

Yugi: I may be into the Christmas spirit but I would never sink that low.

Elyssa: Ok then there's only one person left. MISTY!!!!!!!

Misty: (looks so innocent) What it was a holiday prank.

Elyssa: (pushing Pegasus out the door) Prank or no prank, I never want him in my house again!

Pegasus: (outside door) Hey I didn't get my kiss from Yami yet.

Elyssa: (Sticks gun to his head) Don't go there with me. (Pushes Pegasus off front step and he runs in to Kirstin.)

Pegasus: (See Kirstin) Hey cutie.

Kirstin: (kicks Pegasus in the bails) Don't mess with me I'm in a very bad mood. Oh and don't call me cutie.

Elyssa: You go girl.

Kirstin: What was he doing here? (looking confused)

Elyssa: Misty used him as prank material, she was going to get him to kiss Yami. Some prank isn't it.

Kirstin: Some prank my ass.

Elyssa: That's what I thought.

Kirstin: Oh well lets go play video games.

Elyssa: Ok. Oh and Misty no more holiday pranks.

Misty: Oh fine. That means no more holiday fun.

Kirstin: Oh boo hoo suck it up princess.

Misty: (mumbles) Bitch.

Elyssa: What the hell did you say?

Misty: Nothing dear sister.

Kirstin: don't mess with me you fucking bitch! You know what happened last time you did.

Yugi: (interrupts) Hey don't you two want to help decorate the tree? Elyssa our family has done it for years.

Elyssa: Not today ok squirt. I have something else in mind. But maybe tomorrow.

~Ding dong~

Yami: Who the hell could that be?

Door opens and there stands Malik and Y/M.

Malik: (With a big grin on his face) Hey guys how are all of you doing?

Kirstin: Oh just shut up you cue tip ass for brains.

Y/M: Well put.

Kirstin: Thank you.

Elyssa: Hey want to join us in a video game war upstairs. Away from these losers.

Y/M: Yeah sure why not.

So Y/M, Kirstin, and Elyssa head upstairs from the now known losers. As Yugi, Misty, and Malik just stood there not surprised about the insult, but Yami on the other hand was filled with rage with what Elyssa just said.

Yami: I'm so going to kick her ass to Egypt and back.

Yugi: Yami please calm down. Fists aren't the answer.

Yami: Shut up midget from hell.

Yugi: (On the ground crying from what Yami just said.) Whhhhhhaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! I'm not a midget from hell. (Sniff.)

Elyssa: (comes down stairs to see what happened to Yugi.) What in Ra's name happened now?

Malik: Yami called Yugi a midget from hell.

Elyssa: (Mumbles) Oh shit on a stick. (back in normal tone) Oh it's ok Yugi. Just don't listen to that old retired pharaoh. He's out of his mind anyways.

Yami: (very pissed at Elyssa) I'M NOT AN OLD RETIRED PHARAOH!!!

Kirstin: Hey Elyssa what's wrong now, damn it.

Elyssa: Oh it's nothing Kirstin.

Yami: You and your friends are all fucked up morons.

Kirstin: (walks up to Yami and Kicks him square up the ass.) Don't ever say that about me.

Yami: Oh crap that hurt.

Elyssa: It should have. You know Kirstin doesn't like being called a moron. (Then kick him in the head, giving him a brose.)

Yugi: (Still crying.) Elyssa fists aren't the answer.

Elyssa: Yes I know Yugi, but insults are insults and when those are thrown at you can take them in and kick the person's ass that started it. Kirstin showed a perfect example of how this works in some cases.

Yami: Example my purple ass.

Kirstin: I didn't know you had a purple ass.

Elyssa: You should have known that by now. It's purple because we were kicking it so much.

Yugi: That wasn't nice you guys.

Misty: (has been quite for a while watching the bickering.) Well Yugi like Elyssa said before. He started it so they finish it.

Elyssa: Ok I'm out of here.

Kirstin: I'm going back to playing video games. If I'm lucky Y/M improved he game while I was down here. So if he did I'm still going to kick his ass.

Y/M: Ok I have finally improved my gaming skills at your video game Elyssa and I am ready to destroy Kirstin's fuckin reputation.

Elyssa: I would like to see you try bastard.

Y/M: No problem. Bring it bitch.

Kristin: Oh that's it you son of a bitch, your ass is mine. So bring it on.

So Y/M and Kristin went up stairs to Elyssa's room, as Yami left the room to go to his room. He didn't want to be in the room if he was going to get his ass kicked. Misty on the other hand left all the same. She went over to Marina's house to learn a higher mix of magic spells. Yugi and Malik at that time went back to decorating the Christmas tree. As for Elyssa she walked into the kitchen looking for something to eat.

Well an hour passed since they somewhat went our different ways. Kirstin and Y/M went to Elyssa's room, Yami went to his room, Misty went to Elyssa's friend Marina's, Yugi and Malik are still decorating the tree (Damn it how long does it take to decorate a fucking Christmas tree), and Elyssa went to the kitchen to eat something.

Kirstin: Ha you yellow belied jackass. You always lose.

Y/M: Shut up I know I always lose. Oh and Malik I'm going home b/c I lost to many times.

Malik: Ok. I'll see you at home.

As Y/M opened the door there was Seto Kaiba standing there. He moved to the side to let Y/M through.

Seto: What's wrong with him?

Elyssa: He lost one too many times to Kirstin.

Seto: Oh, ok. Hey Kirstin want to go out and see a movie tonight?

Kirstin: Not in your life.

Seto: Ok. What about you Elyssa?

Elyssa: Sorry have plans already.

Seto: Oh man. Hey where's Misty?

Elyssa: At Marina's learning magic spells, and she going to help me with my plans tonight. Sorry, but maybe tomorrow when were not so busy, ok. Well some of us for the most part.

Kirstin: You got that right. I will never go out with him.

Seto: I'll remember that next time.

Yami: (finally come out of his room) Like hell you will anyway (tones down to a whisper) if we gang up on her we can be sure to get one or two kisses each from her.

Seto: hey cool but how?

Yami: come to my room and we can make plans.

Yugi: Come on you guys it the Christmas season. Can't we be a little nicer. Look Malik and I finished the tree.

Has they stopped fighting we looked at the tree. For Seto, Elyssa, and Malik it was a beautiful sight. For Kristin she thought they did a good job. Yami was a different story, he didn't know why they spent their time decorating a pine tree. So he thought it was weird and stupid.

Malik: Yugi did most of it. I just handed him the ordainments.

Elyssa: Well Yugi it's beautiful. You did a wonderful job.

Kirstin: Yeah you did a great job. It looks cool.

Yami: I say it looks like crap.

They all stopped to see how Yugi would take that insult. He just looked down at his feet, then walked up the stairs, and went to his room. (SLAM) They just then gave Yami an evil glare. If only glares could kill, cause Yami would have ended up six feet under.

Elyssa: You idiot. You just killed Yugi's Christmas sprit.

Seto and Kirstin: Good move Yami.

Seto: jinx now you have to kiss me.

Kirstin: Yeah sure right after you kiss my ass!

Yami: (interrupting) Well I don't really understand you're "Christmas Season" as you guys say it.

Elyssa: I'll explain it later. Right now I have to calm Yugi down. (Heads up to Yugi's room.)

Yugi: (in his room crying as Elyssa comes through the door.) Go away!

Elyssa: (sits on Yugi's bed next to him.) Oh Yugi. Yami doesn't know the meaning of Christmas, so he didn't know what the tree meant.

Yugi: (tears running down his face.) Well if he didn't know then why didn't he ask what it meant?

Elyssa: Sorry to say but he did after he hurt your feelings, so I'm going to explain it to him. Do you want to help?

Yugi: (puts his face in his pillow.) I just want to be left alone.

Elyssa: Ok I'll leave you alone now. (Then leaves the room slightly fuming.)

Yami: Oh that's what it meant, now I understand. Kinda.

Elyssa: (sigh) It didn't work, he just wanted me to leave. Hey where's Kirstin?

Seto: She had to go home after a little while. So I explained what the tree meant to us. Now Yami understands. A little.

Elyssa: well Misty should come home soon. Then I'll explain what happened to her and we'll set up Yugi's surprise so he'll see it at night. That's the best time to see it at.

Yami: What's the surprise?

Elyssa: Oh you'll see soon enough.

Yami Misty: Well that's all for now please send me the review. I'll have the next chapter up in a while. So later days.