This is the missing script from the third 3 Ninjas film. It takes place
just before the scene where the boys are massaging grandpa in the bath.
The scene starts with grandpa in the bath and the 3 Ninjas stood around him.
Grandpa: Okay boys, hop in!
Rocky: What? We're not getting in there, my mum already thinks we spend too much time with you. Even I think this is going a bit too far.
Grandpa: Just get in, this is all part of your ninja training like that time when I threw those eggs at you, remember?
Colt: Yeah but you haven't actually taught us anything yet, all we can do is run around and scream "heeyaaaaaa!!!" We have a totally unconvincing stunt double to do the rest.
Grandpa: Yeah but your stunt double wouldn't give me a massage so you will have to do it.
1 Reluctantly the 3 Ninjas climb into the bath…
Grandpa: Okay, put your hands on my back and…Wax on… Wax off… Yes, that's it, and my shoulders, do my shoulders.
Tum-Tum: Oh god, I'm going to have nightmares again tonight. Remember when he got us to cut his toenails? I didn't sleep for a week afterwards.
Grandpa: Tum-Tum…. A ninja must be silent at all times… so shut your stupid fat face.
A loud ripping noise is heard and a load of bubbles rise to the surface of the water.
Colt: Grandpa! That's disgusting!
Grandpa: Oh, ahem… no no, its all part of your ninja training……uh….. Always be on the lookout for a possible sneak attack. Be on guard at all times. Even in the bath.
Colt: Look, Grandpa… every time you let rip you just try to deny it or cover it up with some sort of stupid excuse. Give it up.
Grandpa: All part of your ninja training boys, all part of your ninja training.
Rocky climbs out of the bath.
Rocky: That's it! I'm sick of this, I'm going to go to the kitchen now to ninja train myself to drink all of Grandpas beer.
Grandpa: So that's where its all been going! I knew someone was stealing my alchohol! You little shi…uh…ninja. Get back here right now, Grandpa has thought up some new ninja training for you. You can lance Grandpa's ninja boil on Grandpa's ninja ass.
The 3 Ninjas: Ooooh Graaandpaaaa!!!
The scene starts with grandpa in the bath and the 3 Ninjas stood around him.
Grandpa: Okay boys, hop in!
Rocky: What? We're not getting in there, my mum already thinks we spend too much time with you. Even I think this is going a bit too far.
Grandpa: Just get in, this is all part of your ninja training like that time when I threw those eggs at you, remember?
Colt: Yeah but you haven't actually taught us anything yet, all we can do is run around and scream "heeyaaaaaa!!!" We have a totally unconvincing stunt double to do the rest.
Grandpa: Yeah but your stunt double wouldn't give me a massage so you will have to do it.
1 Reluctantly the 3 Ninjas climb into the bath…
Grandpa: Okay, put your hands on my back and…Wax on… Wax off… Yes, that's it, and my shoulders, do my shoulders.
Tum-Tum: Oh god, I'm going to have nightmares again tonight. Remember when he got us to cut his toenails? I didn't sleep for a week afterwards.
Grandpa: Tum-Tum…. A ninja must be silent at all times… so shut your stupid fat face.
A loud ripping noise is heard and a load of bubbles rise to the surface of the water.
Colt: Grandpa! That's disgusting!
Grandpa: Oh, ahem… no no, its all part of your ninja training……uh….. Always be on the lookout for a possible sneak attack. Be on guard at all times. Even in the bath.
Colt: Look, Grandpa… every time you let rip you just try to deny it or cover it up with some sort of stupid excuse. Give it up.
Grandpa: All part of your ninja training boys, all part of your ninja training.
Rocky climbs out of the bath.
Rocky: That's it! I'm sick of this, I'm going to go to the kitchen now to ninja train myself to drink all of Grandpas beer.
Grandpa: So that's where its all been going! I knew someone was stealing my alchohol! You little shi…uh…ninja. Get back here right now, Grandpa has thought up some new ninja training for you. You can lance Grandpa's ninja boil on Grandpa's ninja ass.
The 3 Ninjas: Ooooh Graaandpaaaa!!!