The Invaders Who Don't Do Anything

by Discordant Rose

ONESHOT/SONGFIC. After the fall of Earth, Zim, G.I.R, and Skoodge, have become infamously known as 'The Invader's Who Don't Do Anything.' For having become nearly as lazy as the Tallest's, so they decide to express it song, or more so, G.I.R decide's for them.

Disclaimer: I don't own Invader ZIM, or Veggietales. I just had this random idea to use the characters, and a song.

"And now, it's time for Stupid Songs with G.I.R, the part of the show where G.I.R come's out, and sing's a stupid song. joining him are Zim and Skoodge, together they form the infamous group of aliens, The Invader's Who Don't Do Anything!"

G.I.R, Zim, and Skoodge, are sitting on top of the massive with space suits on, playing cards and watching TV, when suddenly G.I.R breaks out in song unexplained.

"We are the Invaders, who don't do anything!

We just sit here, and lie around!

And if you ask us, to do anything, we'll tell you...

We don't do anything."

Zim then sent Skoodge a look that said 'Don't encourage him!' Skoodge ignored it, stating to dance, and Zim facepalmed, joining in, and singing nearly an entire verse.

"Well I've never been to Vort, and I've never been to Blorch,

And I've never been to Venus, and I've never conquered Mars!

And I've never been to Meekrob in the fall!"

CHORUS:

Cause were the Invaders, that don't do anything!

We just stay home, and lie around!

And if you ask to do anything, we'll tell you...

We don't do anything!

SKOODGE SOLO:

Well I've never used a laser,

And I've never smashed a building,

And I've never used the Voot because I never fly at all!

And I've never owned a Earth Ferret

And I've never been to Meekrob in the fall!

CHORUS:

Cause we're the Invaders, who don't do anything,

We just stay home, and lie around!

And if you ask us, to do anything, we'll tell you...

We don't do anything!

G.I.R SOLO:

And I've never eaten batteries,

And I've never smashed a muffin,

And I've never kissed a monkey,

And I've never thrown my pizza at the wall!

And I've never gotten headlice,

And I've never been to Meekrob in the fall!

"Wait wait wait!" Zim interupted "What's a Monkey and pizza got to do with invading?"

Skoodge blinked "Oh yea, were supposed to sing about Invader-y things!"

Zim yelled "And whoever's kissed a monkey! That's just stupid! Why even bring it up! Am I right? What to you think?"

"I think you look like Captain Crunch" Skoodge said, smirking.

"I DO NOT!" Yelled Zim, scowling at his friend.

"You do!" "Do Not!" "Your making me hungry"

"That's it!" Zim yelled "You're exlpoding!"

"Say's who?"

"Say's the leader of the mission, the captain!"

Skoodge smirked "Aye aye, Captain CRUNCH!"

Zim growled "AAAGGHHH!"

G.I.R SOLO:

And I've never sniffed a pony,

And I've never stomped a stinkbug,

And I've never eaten bacon on a big blue rubber ball!

And I've never bathed in ice cream,

And I don't look good in dark red...

Zim shook his head "You just don't get it!"

CHORUS:

And we've never been too Meekrob in the fall!

Zim sighed "Pass the chips. who's got the remote control!" G.I.R pulled it out of a couch that came from nowhere saying, "Here it is!" He proceeded to turn on the Angry Monkey show. Skoodge's eye twitched. "Oh, I don't like this show." And for some random reason, G.I.R said "Hey look, I found a dollar!"