Hey everyone. This is my first fan fic so please be nice when you review!
Also if you have anything you want to say to the characters, post it in a review and I will get them to answer it before we go to the story.
ADVENTURE TIME IS AWESOME!
Marceline sucked at a strawberry. She needed to find a way to forget her crazy memory and idea.
"Crab apples!" The thoughts came flooding back.
Ever since Marceline told her Fiona and Cake fan fiction story to the Ice King's kidnapped princesses, she couldn't stop thinking about all the characters, and what it would be like if they were real. And Marshall Lee, he was really cool, and probably the perfect boyfriend for her. Black, shaggy hair. A vampire bite like hers. At least he was better than Ash ever was.
The crazy idea Marceline had had all started when Shelby had told her the story of how the Ice King had kidnapped Tree Trunks, Shelby, Lemongrab, and Neptr, and put them all (including himself) into a dungeon. They each possessed the abilities to make it to the end of it. What was at the end was the Ancient Sleeping Magi of Life Giving and the Ice King gave the Magi his book of Fiona and Cake fan fiction. Unfortunately, the Magi had turned the book to life, not the stories.
But maybe, just maybe, if Marceline could get the Ice King (Simon) to help her find the Ancient Sleeping Magi of Life Giving (which should definitely be called ASMLG for the sake of the author's hands), she could bring the characters to life.
And who wouldn't want the characters to come to life?
"No! I am absolutely banaynays!" Marceline cried out loud. Maybe just that one time she had jammed with the Ice King, but working with him? Not only was he crazy, but also he brought back so many memories of Simon.
"Knock knock." came a voice from outside her door. It sounded like Finn. Marceline floated over to the door and opened it. Sure enough, it was the hero.
"Hey Finn. Where's Jake?"
"He went off to spend some time with Lady Rainicorn. Her parents are visiting, and he decided this time I shouldn't be there."
Marceline remembered what had happened the last time Lady's parents had visited and Finn had been there. It wasn't pretty.
"Yeah, I guess that was a good idea. So, why did you come here?" Marceline cocked her head and put her hand on her hip.
"I want a rematch for that time you and Ice King kicked my butt at basketball!"
Marceline smirked, "You think you can beat me? Ha!" Suddenly she felt thoughtful. Should she tell him about her banaynays plan? She did tell him about Simon before, but… she just didn't know. Would he want the characters to come to life?
"Finn? Do you know about Fiona and Cake?"
"Yeah! They're cool. Slime Princess told me your story about them."
"Oh. I didn't know you knew."
"Yeah. The Ice Jerk was the one who told us the first Fiona and Cake story. We were freaking frozen in ice, so we had to listen."
"Well… I was thinking about them and…"
4 minutes later
Finn eyes were wide, "You don't want to work with the Ice King! He's a total oxymoron!"
Marceline laughed. "He's the only one who can help me find ASMLG. Unless you know where he is…"
Finn's eyes narrowed. He didn't think this was a good idea. "Okay, but I'm coming along, just in case. And if he tries to pull some junk, I will punch him in the nuts."
Marceline laughed and then sighed. "Fine." She grabbed her purple umbrella, Finn jumped on her piggyback style, and they flew off towards the Ice Kingdom.
"Gunther, did you eat the soap bar?" the Ice King questioned. He stood with his hands on his bulky hips, chiding Gunther who was having a bath. Gunther shook his head and then burped, a soap bubble floating out of his mouth.
"Gunther that is nasty." Gunther batted at his tongue, trying to get rid of the putrid taste. "I'll take you to the kitchen and get a glass of ice water to clean your tongue."
He picked Gunther up and flew him to the kitchen. He froze some water, and then put it in a glass of… well, water. Gunther drank it as gratefully as a penguin could, and then made sure to smash the glass when he was done.
"Gunther! We talked about this. Smashing glasses are a no-no."
"Yo, Ice Terd!" Marceline and Finn came crashing though his window.
"Hi guys! Ooh, I have to show you something!" The Ice King rummaged through his bookshelves until he found a book called Best Buddies Quiz Book. "I bought this for us to fill out, you know, because we're best buddies."
Marceline and Finn made a face. Finn said, "Ice King, we came here to talk business. And don't pull any junk. Marceline, go ahead."
Marceline began, "So you know when you tried to make Finn and Fiona come to life by throwing your Finn and Fiona fan fiction to the ASMLG?"
"What's the ASMLG?"
"The Ancient Sleeping Magi of Life Giving. I abbreviated it for the author's sake."
"Oh. So what's this all about? The ASMLG is a terd. He'll pay for what he did!"
"Well, Ice King, I want Fiona and Cake and Marshall Lee and Prince Gumball and everybody to come to life, too!"
"You do?"
"Uh huh. And I want to kick his butt until he makes them real. Or just talk some sense into him."
"Is he evil? I will punch anything that's evil," Finn stated.
Marceline ignored Finn. "I don't know where he is. Do you?"
The Ice King nodded. "Yes, but you don't want to go there. That is a nasty, nasty place."
And with that I will end this chapter. If people like it, I will continue. And remember; just tell me if there's anything you want to ask the characters. I will choose a few to include.
