Author's Note: The original 2 paragraphs of this story are from my friend's (pen name: fluffisacoolword) story, Dusk. When she left the computer to get some food, I wrote in the rest of the chapter for her. Her story is very serious - mine is not. I hope you like it! R&R please.
I drifted slowly into consciousness, awoken by the glare of the sunlight shining through the south wall of Edward's room. I smiled, remembering the night before, remembering that I now officially belonged to Edward – I was his wife. As if that wasn't enough to make me absolutely giddy, I also knew that my transformation was not far over the horizon. He had promised, and I knew he would keep his word.
I shifted over in bed so I could see him, and his appearance amazed me. His skin glittered in the sunlight, reminding me of the diamond that now took permanent residence on my finger. His eyes were closed and he was breathing evenly, and I had to remind myself that he was not asleep. As he felt me turn over, his eyes fluttered open and he smiled.
"Good morning, Mrs. 22 orgasms."
"Eddie, darling, isn't this just capital?"
"Damn straight, bitch. How'd you likes some fodder?"
"I say, old chap! What a jolly good idea!"
"What you want?"
"Some tea and crumpets would be grand, though I have a hankering for a croissant."
"What the J.P. Morgan is a crussant?"
"Eddie, don't get up in a tizzy. We have gone over this previously. It's quite delightful, especially if you sprinkle powdered sugar and nutmeg over it."
"Well, all rightyroo. But if you weren't so damn fine…"
"Indeed."
We both got up and stretched, and I yawned lazily. I noticed Edward staring at me in a weird way, sort of a mix of regret and grief.
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Srsly, what?"
"Well, I was just thinking… that was one of the last yawns you'll ever have… are you sure you want to do this?"
"You know what? I'm sick of your bitching and moaning. Let's just call the whole marriage off, and I'll ask Alice to convert me tonight."
As soon as I said it, I knew I never should have. His eyes turned red and his canines began to grow. He advanced menacingly and growled,
"Why wait till tonight?"
"Uh… Eddie? You're kinda freaking me out."
I woke up in Edward's bed, his arms wrapped around me. Everything was normal. His teeth were normal-sized and when he opened his eyes, they were the mesmerizing gold I knew them to be. I breathed a sigh of relief, turned over, and saw Jacob lurking in the corner.
"Fuck."