BTW: I know this sorta sucks but just read it… :P
And this is my first fan fic so don't insult me that harshly
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Gondaime's office
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Tsunade (aka gondaime) was behind her desk, waiting impatiently for three certain teenagers.
She drank some green tea and a brisk knock came from the magohony door. 'Come in.' Tsunade said, snapping her fingers.
A pink haired girl wearing a red top and a beige skirt came with a blonde hair boy and an expressionless black haired dude. They were known as Haruno Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto and Sai.
'I have a D rank assignment for you. You are to fetch our honoured guest and tour them around Konoha. This must be done perfectly, as when we die, we would be treated with utmost respect. They would be arriving near Ichiraku Ramen,' the 5th hokage said with her serious expression.
Just as she expected, there would be a loud outburst.
'That's just fing crap!' Naruto roared bashing his hands on the table. 'I want to go on a proper mission! I wont do it!'
Naruto's screaming was muffled as Sakura placed her hand over Naruto's mouth. 'Well, we better be going!' Sakura said and she jumped out of the window with the still protesting Naruto followed by Sai.
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Soul Society
Kon's me me diary
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First, some introductions. I am Kon.
King
Of
New york.
Just kidding. I feel so bored, there is nothing to do. I WANNA SEE BUXOM YOUNG GIRLS, NOT STUCK WITH ICHIGO!
I am sooo jealous! That stupid guy with long-ish hair gets to be with Rukia! ITS NOT FAIR! I AM STUCK WITH GUYS! I WANNA BE WITH BABES!
Well, we are going to the world of the living in this place called kon…kon…
Whatever. I only remember the Kon bit because I am Kon! This village really respects me… Oh, the senkai gate is opening! I hope they have me hot and sexy girls there…
Kon
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Ichiraku Ramen
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Naruto started walking around in circles, his stomache rumbling.
'Why cant we just have a teeny weeny snack?' Naruto cried, squinting at the direction of Ichiraku Ramen. 'The smell of ramen is getting into me!'
'JUST WAIT NARUTO YOU ASS!' Sakura shouted, slamming a fist into Naruto's face. ' Just be patient and don't throw us that shitty attitude to us.'
Just then, a brown gate suddenly appeared in front of the trio and a tall boy with orange hair came out with an assortment of people.
Naruto could just stare at them. The carrot headed freak had a lion plushie on his shoulder. 'A dude.' With a plushie.' Naruto thought. Then he bursted out laughing!
'Naruto!' Sakura yelled punching him in the stomach to stop his laughs and tears.
Sakura looked at the orange haired guy. 'He was quite cute, but not as much as Sasuke-kun!' Sakura got out from her thoughts and looked at the boy.
'Are you the guys who would give us a tour in your village? I am Kurosaki Ichigo, nice to meet you.' He stuck out a hand in greeting
'Hey, I'm Haruno Sakura! We are the guys who will give you a tour!' Sakura squealed shaking his hand. She can't help noticing that Ichigo's hand was…warm.
'You are turning red, are you hot?' Ichigo said curiously. Sakura went back to her senses and noticed that she was blushing! 'Oh n-nothing, yeah I am hot whaddya think…' Sakura babbled.
Rukia, gave a glare at Sakura, who of course, did not notice her. 'How dare she steal my boyfriend!' Rukia shouted in her thoughts.
Naruto looked extremely fuming and angry. He was jealous of course, since he could see Sakura falling for Ichigo.
Sai, as usual, had no reading whatsoever on his pale face.
Then a flurry of orange came jumping towards Sakura. 'N-N-N-N-E-E-E-E-E-E-S-S-S-S-A-A-A-A-N-N-N-N-N!' the ball of orange cried.
KAPOW! Using her superhuman strength she gave the ball a knuckle sandwich.
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Back to Kon's me me diary
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I just saw this super hot pink haired girl! Her name is Sakura! (What a lovely name)
I tried pouncing to her chest to give me all my llluuuuuuvvvv but instead I got a punch on my 'skull', even though I don't have one.
That babe then took us to the boss of the village. I saw lots of people giving me stares.
I mean come ON! Where are their manners! It is not polite to stare! And it is very common to see a plushie lion able to walk and talk by itself!
When we met the leader of Konoha, I had to resist myself! Her name is Tsunade and her chest was very big!
You can say I wanted to jump and snuggle her but since I have been warned by a blondie idiot called Naruto that Tsunade could beat the hell out of me, I became very careful to choose which girl I can give my love.
It is pure coincidence that a sex bomb is ruling over KON-oha. This is one of the best news I've got so far.
After that, a black haired boring guy called Sai brought us to this hot spring! I am so hyped! Hot spring means naked girls. I'm practically drooling! WHOOO!
Hey. Something is not right. There is this guy in the hot spring(the male part). Whoa! That guy has white spiky hair! (note to mrs.w.hitsugaya: just like hitsugaya taicho)
He seems to be totally absorbed about this piece of wood separating the girls from the guys…
WAIT A MINUTE! He's not staring at the wood… he's looking through a hole! And do you know what that means? Heaven, HERE I COME!
Kon
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Konoha's hot spring
Male section
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'This is the Konoha hot spring,' Naruto said in a false cheery voice, 'Relax and have a nice time!' Then he glared at Ichigo with pure hatred.
Sai dunked himself in the hot water, looking pinker by the second.(because the water is steamy, so uh yeah)
Ichigo, Renji, Hisagi and Izuru jumped into the spring. 'AHHH' they sighed in unison.
Byakuya went into the spring and closed his eyes, looking handsome as usual, his dark black hair blowing in the breeze.
Ishida pushed his glasses up his nose then sighed. His glasses misted up every time he wiped it. 'Might as well take them off,' he thought with dismay.
Ukitake smiled, as Sentaro offered to massage is shoulders. After all, who would reject a massage?
'What about you Toshiro?' said Ichigo. 'Aren't you gonna have a dip?'
'I hate hot water and steam,' grumbled Hitsugaya Toshiro, 'and call me Hitsugaya taicho.'
Kon came running towards a white haired man whose eyes were looking into the world of females.
'Hey, whats your name?' Kon said as casually as he could to the man.
'The name's Jiraiya. What's yours, plushie?' Jiraiya replied, looking annoyed.
'Kon.' Besides what are you doing?' Kon growled.(not really growled but in a lion-ish way) 'Research.' Jiraiya said looking back into the minute hole.
'May I join ya?' Kon said hopefully. Jiraiya stared at the doll funnily. ' Well, why not?' Jiraiya said, obviously amused. 'You may look, but do not make any sounds…this hole is a secret, nobody is supposed to know. And I really like your enthusiasm, Kon.'
Kon, trembled, as he wasn't able to contain his excitement! He placed his beady, shining eye on the hole…
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Hot spring
Ladies section
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'Have a wonderful time at the Konoha hot spring!' said Sakura, 'I hope you enjoy your stay here!'
Yoruichi gave Sakura a nod then took off the towel that was wrapped around her body. Taking a perfect stance, she dived into the water headfirst.
'Ah! Yoruichi! You are marvellous at diving!' cried Soi Fon emotionally. 'I can never surpass my idol's diving skills!' the 2nd captain thought desperately.
Rukia, Orihime and Matsumoto splashed each other with hot water while gossiping over something about boys and love. They three took a sip of green tea next to them.
The 4th captain, Unohana was relaxing in the hot spring. A warm towel covered her eyes.
Then Tsunade came to the hot spring. 'Are you having a wonderful time in here?' she asked pleasantly. 'I think I'll take a dip for a while.'
'Oh yes, this is wonderful!' Orihime squealed, 'It's perfect! After this, I'd like to go to this ramen store Naruto-kun told me about!'
The 5th hokage suddenly took out a kunai and threw it through a black spot in the fence that separated the men hot spring from the ladies one.
'YYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' A terrifying scream came from the men's hot spring.
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Kon's me me diary once again!
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! This is so unfair! How can that Jiraiya peep at girls without getting caught?
This is the most unjust since I need that four-eyed freak to sew me back an eye! Her short sword thingy went straight into my eye! YOUCH! It really hurts!
After I got caught, goddess of the village gave me a punch that sent me flying away from the hot spring to the woods. Unfortunately, she punched me, I only saw a towel, no squishy squishy pudding!
It took me almost a whole day to find Ichigo! Oh why did I have to give away myself?
I need more practise…grrr. Stealth and sneaky… I should peep at babes more often.
Kon
To be continued next chapter
PS: I'm not going to continue until I have at least one review(And a GOOD ONE)