Voldy Does Crack

by lucy forst

A little rhyme about why good, old Voldy is the was he is.

Disclaimer: All characters mentioned are the property of J.K. but the rest is mine. All mine! MINE! MUHAHAHAHA!...sorry, I tend to get carried away.

To me, for once, for being such a nut.

NOTE: All people who know a decent thing or two about rap/poetry/ songwriting kindly stay away from this one.

VOLDY DOES CRACK

Male Voice:

Here's my main man Voldy…

Here's my main man Voldy

And Voldy does crack

All the psychiatrists are wonderin' why he's so whack

They say he's got an inferiority complex

They don't get that he's the king of darkness

Most wanted monster aside from Loch Ness

And he does crack (HEY!)

And he does crack (HEY!)

And Voldy does, Voldy does, Voldy does crack!

He don't mean to kill

It just happens

Avada Kedavera is his addiction

He's got a soft-side

A Twilight

Hides it under his bed

And reads it at night

And he does crack (HEY!)

And he does crack (HEY!)

And Voldy does, Voldy does, Voldy does crack!

(HEY!)

Female Voice:
All Voldy wants is a hug

All Voldy wants is a hug

Oh Oooh Oh Oh

All Voldy wants is Malfoy

And Snape and…

WHAT THE FUCK?

(But anyways…)

Voldy does crack!

And he does crack (HEY!)

And he does crack (HEY!)

And Voldy does, Voldy does, Voldy does crack!

(HEY!)

This is why he's hot

This is why he's cool

This is why, this is why, this is why

Voldy does crack.