WARNING: The story you are about to read is made of pure CRACK.
That is all.
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Matt stared wide-eyed at the scene before him. His blond lover lay bleeding on the floor, the smoking gun in the hands of a man who could pass as Matt's twin. The gamer began to shake with fury as he calmly picked up his Wii remote.
"My name is Inigo Montoya," he murmured in a near-perfect Spanish accent. "You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Light Yagami looked quizzically at him. "Who the hell are you?"
Suddenly Matt lunged, swinging the Wiimote and knocking the gun from Light's hand. "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"You already said that, and I still have no idea what it means." Light reached for the gun, but was whacked on the wrist with the Wiimote.
"Okay, so I lied!" Matt hit him again for good measure, this time in the head. "My name isn't really Inigo Montoya! Prepare to die anyway!"
Light flailed his arms in a feeble attempt to ward off Matt's onslaught. "What do you want from me?" he wailed.
Matt glared daggers at him. "I want my Mello back, you son of a bitch."
"He's still alive! Gahd! Stop hitting me with that thing!"
"You left him alive?" Matt turned his head to Mello, who just lifted a hand and said, "Sup."
"... Oh my gosh. I am so sorry." The redhead backed away. "I totally thought you'd... Wait a minute, you tried to kill him! That's just as bad!" He hit Light once more with the Wiimote. "I bet you're Kira too! Aren't you? AREN'T YOU?"
"Oh, he is," Mello said casually. "And I hate him for that, even though he is shockingly handsome. Do kill him, won't you? I seem to be injured..."
"I'll hit him extra hard for that."
And so, Matt murdered Light with the Wii remote, and he and Mello lived happily ever after. The end c:
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If you don't get the reference, go watch The Princess Bride RIGHT NOW. I command you. IT IS THE MOST AMAZING LOVE STORY EVAR. And it's funny :D