Plot, Fail, Blow Up
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Summary: (ONE SHOT)(ROMYish)(Logancentric) Logan has decided he doesn't like the Cajun. Run, Remy, run!
First Notes: This is, in fact, a sidefic for my Triangles Series. It's capable of standing alone, however, so even if you haven't read the series, you'll get it. But I'd appreciate if you read the other fics as well...
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Logan doesn't like the Cajun.
It's a plain and simple fact.
He doesn't like him because he's suave and overconfident and thinks he's just-so-sexy.
And Logan thinks that this Frenchie'll break Marie's heart.
Come on, is he not supposed to worry about Rogue? She's like his daughter (or maybe his niece—yeah, that sounds better) and he doesn't want her to get hurt.
Maybe it would have been better if she'd stayed with Bobby.
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Logan is trying (discreetly, discreetly) to break up Gambit and Rogue.
It doesn't seem to be working.
The first plan he sets up completely blows up in his face. He's swapped the present that Remy is going to give her for their three-month anniversary (accidentally, of course) with some kind of weird anti-wrinkle cream.
Remy blames it on Bobby.
So Rogue gets mad at Bobby instead of Remy.
Shit.
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Recently, Logan is been trying (discreetly, discreetly) to kill Remy off.
It doesn't seem to be working.
He's pushed Remy into the pool (accidentally, of course) and makes sure that he gets caught on a well-placed hook. Unfortunately, Summers has to play hero and save the damn Cajun before he drowns. Huh. Stupid Frenchie doesn't even think about taking off the damn pants and saving himself.
But Remy blames it on Bobby.
And Rogue, when she hears about it, gets mad at Bobby instead of Remy.
Shit.
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Lately, Logan is been trying (discreetly, discreetly) to discredit Gambit.
It doesn't seem to be working.
He has found Remy's Black Book (accidentally, of course) and decides to call up one of the girls, pretending to be the Cajun. So she (quite a looker, actually) comes up to the mansion and flirts with the confused man, even kissing him in front of Rogue. But come on. How is Logan supposed to know she's Bobby's long-lost childhood friend?
So Remy doesn't even have to blame it on Bobby.
Rogue is already mad at him.
Shit.
Maybe Logan is being a little too discreet.
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Logan is stumped about what to do next.
"Logan," the Cajun greets, falling in step beside the Wolverine as he stalks through ahallway of the mansion.
"Gumbo."
The Frenchie frowns.
And then something soars out from a doorway to land before them.
Logan and Remy blink.
It is silver and steadily expanding. The two mutants watch in fascination.
And then the stink bomb explodes onto them.
"FOR THE LOVE OF—"
"WHAT—"
"BOBBY!" they shout at the Iceman, who is making his clean getaway, sleeve over his nose to block out the terrible stench.
Funny how truces come about, isn't it?
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Author's Notes
Whew. This came to be in a storm of X-Men inspiration out of nowhere.
I love these characters dearly, I do. But I love Bobby especially.
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