Teen Titans in…
Angry Letters!!
By: AzarathCrazy
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans.
One day in Titans Tower in Jump City…
The Teen Titans got some mail…
Dear Robin,
What makes you think that you have the right to give out orders? What do you think we are? Sled dogs? By the way get a new fucking hair style you god damn spiky haired, pimple faced idiot! You suck!! Nobody likes you, and the only reason Starfire likes you. Is because you would promote her if she slept with you!! Well the only people that would sleep with you is Batman, and yes even Slade. So get a life you stupid freak!!!
Dear Starfire,
Listen carefully…stop acting like a stupid child. Grow up, stop making the rest of us titans feel ashamed that we are so familiar with this stupid planet. You dumb, stupid whore!!!
Dear Cyborg,
You are so idiotic, get a new catchphrase. Boo-yah is not a catchphrase; it is a word that says hooray…be like Bart Simpson and say something cool. God dammit…
Dear BeastBoy,
Do I even need to say it? GET A LIFE YOU STUPID NEANDERTHAL!!!! I HATE YOUR FREAKING GUTS!!! YOUR JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY!! AND WHEN PEOPLE LAUGH IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE HUMORING YOU!!! SO KNOCK IT OFF!!!
While reading these letters the titans got both really angry and hurt… "I wonder who wrote these letters of a hurtful words" asked Starfire. "Yeah dude these letters were harsh" said BeastBoy, Cyborg couldn't even use his technology to find out who wrote them. Robin looked over his letter, and said "hold how many letters were there?" and every titan looked at each other "4. Why man" asked BeastBoy.
"Hey guys" greeted Raven, then she looked at the shocked titans. She took Cyborg's letter, and said "I can explain". The titans got this really angry, furious look and chased Raven all around the tower and through Jump city. As all that was happening one thing went through Raven's mind… "how did those letters get sent anyway"?
Few weeks ago… A shadowy figure approached Raven's desk in her room… "This will show that bitch for stealing my man" snickered a female voice. As she took the letters and mailed them. Once they were mailed the female left the post office and laughed like her master had taught her. "MWAHAHA!!! MY REVENGE IS COMPLETE!! BEASTBOY WILL BE MINE AGAIN!!!"
Little did the titans know that at the end of their letters was a small message that was the same for each of them…P.S. And I could not be happier with the friends I have. The only titan that noticed this was BeastBoy who had cornered Raven, only to give her a big hug and kiss.