Hello! Yes, I know, I really should be working on Tongue Tied (one of my stories with the main pairing being Franada), but I couldn't resist writing this! I'm currently working on another USUK one-shot (should be done by tomorrow or Saturday), and on a story about my OC, Philippines (Dalisay Flores), who is a major character in this story. If you want to read more about her, I'm hoping to get the first chapter of her story out by this weekend or next week! Anyway, before you read the story, Dalisay is pronounced dah-LEE-sigh, and she is best friends with America (Alfred), Hungary (Elizabeta), Seychelles (Victoria), Liechtenstein (Lili) and Belgium (Charlotte). Seychelles, Liechtenstein and Belgium will probably only be mentioned in the story. Also, in case it ever comes up in the story, and the chapter for Philippines's story isn't out yet, Philippines is in love with Switzerland, who knows she exists (as she's friends with Liechtenstein), but has never spoken to her. By the way, before you all start getting ideas, this story has no femmeslash (not that I'm against femmeslash), but Hungary will just have to suffice with yaoi love instead of her getting an actual romance! And also, it's only this chapter that'll be written through text! The other chapters will be normal!
I don't think we should be txting during a meeting.
-Dalisay
Please, it's not like anybody'll ever notice.
-Elizabeta
Still.
-Dalisay
You're so stubborn. OMG, you remind me of Austria with your stubbornness!
-Elizabeta
I have a feeling that you're about to tell me something. ;)
-Dalisay
Yep! I got my yaoi fix! EEEEEEEPPPPPP!
-Elizabeta
Prussia and Austria? :D
-Dalisay
Hell yes! I've been waiting for them to get together for like, ever!
-Elizabeta
Can you show me the pictures after the meeting?
-Dalisay
I was planning on it. I have to show my partner-in-crime (besides Kiku)!
-Elizabeta
I'm so glad that Alfred was able to get me into World Meetings.
-Dalisay
He's been your best friend way longer than me, hasn't he?
-Elizabeta
Well, yes, but I love you both equally. :D
-Dalisay
Speaking of America, who do you think would top? America or England? ;D
-Elizabeta
Why England?
-Dalisay
OMFG, Dalisay, do you not see the looks they share? It's so obvious! I thought you would've known by now!
-Elizabeta
Well, I did know, but I don't trust England with Alfred.
-Dalisay
Why not? England's a gentleman, and he's not a pervert like France!
-Elizabeta
I'm glad that England's not a pervert, but I still don't trust him with Alfred. I've seen Alfred at his worst, and I know he's still heartbroken over him.
-Dalisay
Really? That's so cute!
-Elizabeta
You call crying over someone for centuries 'cute'?
-Dalisay
Well, not cute, but I think it's romantic, in a sense. We should totally get them together!
-Elizabeta
I don't know. I don't trust England. No matter how much of a gentleman he is, he's much older than Alfred and he doesn't know how innocent Alfred really is.
-Dalisay
How innocent? ;)
-Elizabeta
He's never been kissed, and he's never had sex. I don't want England taking advantage of him. Alfred's like a brother to me.
-Dalisay
I know you're protective over America, but don't you think you're going a bit overboard?
-Elizabeta
No. I don't want England hurting him again.
-Dalisay
But don't you want to see America happy? You know he'll be happy with England.
-Elizabeta
I know, but still. What if he just wants to use Alfred?
-Dalisay
I doubt it. I've seen the way he cares for America. Besides, how is America the one who's hurt? America rebelled against England in the Revolutionary War.
-Elizabeta
Alfred rebelled because his people wanted him too, and because he knew that if he stayed a colony of England's, England would never see him as anything but a little brother. Alfred's loved England since he was a colony.
-Dalisay
All the more reason to get them together.
-Elizabeta
Hungary.
-Dalisay
Philippines.
-Elizabeta
Elizabeta.
-Dalisay
But that's so romantic! America rebelled because of his loyalty to his people and because he wanted to be more than a little brother to England! OMG, that's so beautiful!
-Elizabeta
It's romantic, but I'll never trust England, even if you pay me, or give me all the shark and calamari in the world.
-Dalisay
All right, I'm not going to argue with you, but I will convince you that you should let America be with England.
-Elizabeta
Not anytime in the near future.
-Dalisay
You're so difficult sometimes!
-Elizabeta
I get that from Alfred.
-Dalisay
I can tell. OMG, look at Spain and Romano!
-Elizabeta
Spain's totally making googly-eyes with Romano, his "Lovi"!
-Dalisay
IKR!
-Elizabeta
Look at France. He's totally checking out Mattie! Not sure if I'm glad or not. I mean, France is a perv, but at least he notices Matthew.
-Dalisay
Matthew? Mattie? Who's that?
-Elizabeta
CANADA!
-Dalisay
Oh yeah! Canada's above the United States on a map, right?
-Elizabeta
If looks could kill, you'd be dead. And if Victoria knew, she'd kill you too. You know that they're really good friends.
-Dalisay
OMG, I totally forgot about Victoria! We should totally go visit her in Seychelles!
-Elizabeta
I agree. =D
-Dalisay
OMG, Russia's being a creeper!
-Elizabeta
How? Oh wait, I see Latvia shaking like a leaf. I feel so bad for him.
-Dalisay
Whatever. We all know that Latvia has a little crush on Russia anyway. Yay, more yaoi for me!
-Elizabeta
' :}
-Dalisay
What's that supposed to be? A constipated smiley face? Prussia?
-Elizabeta
That's me raising my eyebrow. It's not just more yaoi for you, it's for me too!
-Dalisay
Oh whoops, sorry about that, Phili! ;D
-Elizabeta
Don't call me that, or I'll call you by your lovely nickname given to you by Prussia! =D
-Dalisay
You're so evil. Love ya!
-Elizabeta
Love you too. Anyway, back to yaoi. Look at China and Japan.
-Dalisay
OMFG!
-Elizabeta
There's so much UST in this room, it makes me want to cry!
-Dalisay
How about a more optimistic approach, Filipina? "There's so much yaoi love in this room, it makes me want to cry rainbows because we can totally help all of them get together"!
-Elizabeta
I like your style of thinking, Hungarian.
-Dalisay
You bet you do. :D
-Elizabeta
How are we going to help them all? It'll take too much time and work to help them all individually.
-Dalisay
What do they all have in common?
-Elizabeta
I know what England, France, Spain, China and Russia have in common.
-Dalisay
What?
-Elizabeta
They're all in love with their former charges. Shotacon!
-Dalisay
Ooh, my favorite! Well, formerly shotacon for most of them, but with Russia/Latvia, it's still shotacon!
-Elizabeta
I bet you're having a lot of fun right now.
-Dalisay
I am!
-Elizabeta
Of course.
-Dalisay
Okay, so now we know what they have in common. They'll be separated into two groups: England, France, Spain, China and Russia, and then there's America, Canada, Romano, Japan and Latvia.
-Elizabeta
Now we just have to figure out which group to work with.
-Dalisay
I say the older nations.
-Elizabeta
I agree with you. But what should we do? Talk to them individually?
-Dalisay
No, in a group. I'll text them all and tell them we're going to help them, so they just need to stay here after the meeting's over.
-Elizabeta
What will we say to them after the meeting?
-Dalisay
We'll talk about how we know that they all love their former charges (though Russia/Latvia is different), and we'll discuss how to get them. Honestly, I find it sad that we have to help France with love.
-Elizabeta
He probably doesn't realize he's in love, or thinks it's wrong to love his former charge.
-Dalisay
And yet he gropes his friends.
-Elizabeta
I'll never understand Frenchmen.
-Dalisay
Hahahaha…
-Elizabeta
That's it! That's one of the topics we should discuss with them! If they feel guilty about loving their former charges, we should talk them out of it!
-Dalisay
Awesome idea (!), as Prussia would say.
-Elizabeta
Salamat.
-Dalisay
Should I text them now?
-Elizabeta
Yes. Can't wait till the end of the meeting! :D
-Dalisay
Neither can I!
-Elizabeta
So, what'd ya think? I'll try to update this as soon as possible, maybe tomorrow after I publish my USUK one-shot, or maybe just a day or two before I update Tongue Tied, which should be updated by next Tuesday! I apologize for the lack of updating for Tongue Tied, so I hope this and the USUK one-shot will suffice! Oh, and salamat means thank you in Filipino! Please review!