Hello all! Guess who's posting new stuff instead of updating all her stories? Me. As usual. I couldn't help it. Marriage equality just became a thing in all 50 states of the U.S. and if that doesn't get my slash juices flowing I don't know what will. So in celebration of marriage equality, I'm doing that whole 100 one shots for 100 different word prompts thing, but I'm doing it all with slash pairings. Whoop whoop. I got the prompt list from my BFF Stormfire76, who got it from someone else who I'm sure got it from someone else and so on. So you should totally check out her story, A World of Oneshots. And everything else she's written. (My one shots won't be nearly as long as hers b/c ain't nobody got time for that. I'm going for very tiny fics. Like a few hundred words each.) Anyways, here's the list of prompt things. Also! Drop a pairing in the reviews and I'll write one for them. I'll write any pairing, no matter how obscure or minor the character, as long as it's slash. Alright then, I'm starting out with some Kinzylla b/c I'm Kinzylla trash.
(P.S. stormfire I know I know I'll post smack but typing up things you've already written is boring and also I think it might end up being multiple chapters so whoops but anyway that'll happen tomorrow)
(P.P.S to anyone else invested in my other stories this shouldn't affect my usually poor update schedule b/c this is more of a when I don't have enough energy or inspiration to write anything else thing than a serious commitment. Like I only posted this b/c I was bored on a car ride and wrote some of these.)
Completed ones are bolded. Pairings for each one are in parentheses.
1. Introduction (KinziexHylla)
2. Love (ReynaxPiper)
3. Light (LacyxNyssa)
4. Dark (WillxNico)
5. Seeking Solace (NicoxLeo)
6. Break Away (AnnabethxThalia)
7. Heaven (NicoxWill)
8. Innocence (PercyxNico)
9. Drive (PiperxHazel)
10. Breathe Again (KinziexHylla)
11. Memory (JasonxPercy)
12. Insanity (PiperxReyna)
13. Misfortune (AnnabethxReyna)
14. Smile
15. Silence
16. Questioning
17. Blood
18. Rainbow
19. Gray
20. Fortitude
21. Vacation
22. Mother Nature
23. Cat
24. No Time
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness
30. Under the Rain
31. Flowers
32. Night
33. Expectations
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
39. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying-
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion
46. Family
47. Creation
48. Childhood
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Deep in Thought
53. Keeping a Secret
54. Tower
55. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead
57. Sacrifice
58. Kicked in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror
66. Traps
67. Playing the Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance-
70. 67%
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me?
75. Mirror
76. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral
86. Seeing Red
87. Food
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drowning
92. All That I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In the Storm
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
99. Solitude
100. Relaxation
1. Introduction
Kinzie sauntered into Hylla's office without knocking. Not that she ever knocked. It wasn't very professional, but Hylla figured their relationship was far beyond professional anyways.
Kinzie walked right up and sat on Hylla's desk, kicking off her heels.
Hylla glanced up from her paperwork. "I was going to use those papers you're sitting on."
Kinzie shrugged. "Well now you have to pay attention to me anyways. So no paperwork."
Hylla rolled her eyes as she pushed aside her paperwork. "You are very detrimental to my work ethic."
"This is actually official business." Kinzie said. "Unlike every other time. Promise."
Hylla leaned back and crossed her arms. "Alight then, what's the business?"
Kinzie pulled a stack of lined paper from her bag. "Okay. So you're speaking at that conference next week, and I, of course, am in charge of doing your introduction."
"Don't speakers usually get to choose who introduces them?"
"Yup." Kinzie responded. "You chose me. I read your mind."
Hylla rolled her eyes. "Okay, so if you've already chosen yourself to introduce me, why do you need me now?"
"So I can read my introduction to you, and you can check over it." Kinzie explained. "I'm worried it's not professional enough."
"Oh Gods." Hylla leaned forward. "Okay, hit me with it."
Kinzie cleared her throat. "My name is Kinzie, and I am here today, before you all, a group of terribly exciting people who spend their time at shipping conferences, like seriously who does that-"
"That part will have to go." Hylla cut it.
Kinzie pulled a red pen from behind her ear and made some marks on her paper. She continued. "To introduce a miraculous women. Like super miraculous. You should see her in b-"
"Strike it." Hylla interrupted, still maintaining a serious attitude, though she was holding back a laugh.
"Stricken." Kinzie continued. "I have the pleasure of introducing her because I am, of course, her girlfriend. So stop looking at her, she's off the market."
"I'm not onstage yet, so that makes no sense." Hylla pointed out.
"Good point." Kinzie marked on her paper. "I need to make it future tense."
"Just strike it."
Kinzie stuck out her tongue. "You're cutting my best material." She cleared her throat again. "You probably know what an impressive individual Hylla RamÃrez-Arellano is, so I'll tell you some more little known facts about her."
"Oh gods."
Kinzie smirked. "For one, she totally falls asleep if you play with her hair. With snoring and everything. And here's a fun trick: if you want to get her off track, go for the neck. Neck kisses turn off business mode real quick."
Hylla finally let out a laugh. "I think you're going to have to strike your whole introduction."
Kinzie pouted. "Come on, I have another whole page."
Hylla laughed again. "Okay. So we could waste time for you to read off another page of this ridiculous introduction,"
"Don't call my introduction ridiculous."
Hylla ignored her, "Or, you could use whatever very professional introduction I know you've actually written because you're responsible like that, and we can spend this time on something else."
Kinzie raised and eyebrow. "Okay, I have an actual introduction." She admitted. "Does this mean we're back to paperwork?"
Hylla stood up and leaned across the table, bringing her face up to Kinzie's. She fiddled with the zipper on her jumpsuit. "Who said anything about paperwork?" Hylla whispered, "I have plenty of things to introduce to you."
Kinzie laughed. "You're so cheesy." She teased. But she kissed Hylla anyway.
