DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO!!!

Orochimaru's Fangirls

By Agent Swiper

WARNING: MOSTLY FOR OROCHIMARU FANS, NOT FOR TEAM 7 FANS

Yo! Finally, a new fanfiction from me.

I felt like writing an Orochimaru fanfic since I love him so much! glomps Orochimaru chibi

And CAUTION, I dislike all of Team 7 (Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke…) very much, though I like Kakashi, so please, I'm just voicing out my opinion. Sorry if it offends you:(

Ok…some last minute notes before the fic…

Sasuke's nickname in this fic is Sauce-gay Uchikoona. Don't ask me why.

I hate the Third Hokage (no offending intended!).

All of Team 7 are going to have their roles here as 'enemies', while Ino, Tenten, Orochimaru and the rest (ex. Anko, Kakashi, Gaara, etc.) are going to be the protagonists

And without further ado…

Chapter 1#

Orochimaru: Evil and Hot

ONE DAY IN KONOHA…

Sauce-gay Uchikoona strutted down the busy streets of Konohagakure.

A bunch of girls were following behind him anxiously, waiting for the moment they would get the sucker's autograph.

"When's he gonna' acknowledge us?" Ino asked impatiently.

"Jeez, I don't know," Tenten groaned. "I'm just doing this so I can keep face, y'know?"

"So am I," Ino mumbled. "Looks like Haruno's having a good time, huh?"

Tenten examined the stupid overreacting sexist girl.

Sakura was the one closest to Sauce-gay.

She was talking to him and he was replying!Dumbasses.

"They're both freaks," Tenten muttered. "C'mon, Ino, this guy's boring."

Ino followed Tenten in agree and suddenly, a building in Konoha fell over in a cloud of smoke!

Ino and Tenten shielded their faces, and then, they saw a gigantic violet snake towering over the fallen building.

And on its head stood Orochimaru, Konoha's top enemy.

People nearby screamed and ninja started running up to the intruding enemy, but in a few seconds, Sand and Sound nin were flooding into Konoha, killing fighting Konoha ninjas.

"C'mon, Ino, we should take cover!" Tenten shrieked, pulling Ino's arm.

"But…"

"But what?!"

Ino took out binoculars and looked up.

"Tenten…" Ino said slowly. "He's so…"

"What?" Tenten asked eagerly. "What?!"

"…Hot!" Ino finished, lifting the binoculars again.

"What?! He's an enemy!" Tenten shrieked. "Enemies can't possibly be—"

Ino held the binoculars in front of Tenten and in seconds, Tenten had gone mad.

"Have I died and gone to Heaven?" Tenten asked dreamily. "And am I currently looking at an angel…?"

"OMG!" Ino shrieked. "He's so much hotter then Sasuke the Gay!"

"I know!" Tenten screeched gleefully as she watched Orochimaru with Ino's binos. "Oh my God, he just pulled a sword out of his mouth!"

"OMG!" Ino screamed as she snatched away the binoculars. "Sasuke can't do that!"

"I know!" Tenten screamed back with glee. "And he has more fashion sense! All Sasuke can think of is his stupid Uchiha clan symbol and the color blue! Orochimaru wears something more sensible!"

Ino watched Orochimaru jump off his snake and kill off a few Jounin.

"See?" Ino said, pointing. "Sasuke can't do that."

"Because he's too gay to kill others of the same sex!" Tenten explained happily.

As the two girls commented on the greatest Leaf enemy with glee, Naruto watched in the background despite the battle going on.

He curled his hands into fists.

"Wait till I tell Sasuke!" he screeched confidently.

END OF CHAPTER

That was a bit random, wasn't it? Well, I needed a Konoha invasion PRONTO, so that's why it starts like that.

Thanks a bunch 4 reading (if you have):D