A/N: Okay this is my fic for Mandy's Challenge!! This conditions are-
-someone must have a "wizard" cold
-a dictionary has to fall out of the sky
-someone has to say "Atah Rotzeh Ani" which means "You want me" in hebrew.
-a charachter's feet must smell bad (ew)
-it must be funny
-a lizard has to be present at least once
-ron's broken wand must be mentioned. (because what DID happen to it????)
OKay and remember I own nothing!
" Atah Rotzeh Ani!!"
*Harry Ron Hermione Sirius Draco and Moldie Voldie fall onto my bed*
Me:Ummmm... Hi.
Voldie: good to see you too!!!
Harry: *sneeze, sneeze*
Me: Ewww.. cover your nose and mouth!!!!
Harry: *sneeze sneeze cough*
Sirius: He is sneezing sparks!! He has a... Drumroll please..... a Wizard cold!!!!!!!!!
Me: Whats that? Is it contagious? If it is, Dont touch anything Harry! Better yet maybe you should go home! Whats a wizard cold?
Hermione: Its not contagoius. Its is sort of like the regular cold except you cant talk cause when you do you sneeze and cough.
Me: O.. well Harry I am sending you home. I hope you feel better!! Okay does anyone have a wand I can use?
Hermione: You can use Ron's old one.
Draco: He still has that? How nasty!
Hermione: Its in his room in a glass display case.
Sirius: Display case? crazy kid!
Ron: *blush*
Everyone else: *crack up*
Me : *wheezing heavily* Why... is.... it.... in a.... display...... case?
Ron: because I had it for my first two years so its specail *blush*
Harry: *sneeze sneeze sneeze cough choke*
Me: okay whatever *tries hard not to laugh* Moldie Voldie get your nasty shoes off my BED!!!!
Voldie: *kicks off shoes* Smells like roses!!
Everyone: Ewwww!!!! Smelly!!!!!!
Sirius: Put them back on put them back on!! please!
Draco: *pulls airfreshener out of cloak and sprays it* You guys are Chickens!
Ron and Voldie: Cluck Cluck!!!
Hermione: My Hero!!! *runs over to Draco and tries hard to not to kiss him*
Draco: Atah Rotzeh Ani!
Hermione: Its so romantic when you speak french!
Voldie: *slaps forehead*
Ron: Its not french its Hebrew for You want me
Harry: *sneeze cough sneeze sneeze sneeze choke*
*Hermione shrugs and makes out with Draco*
Me: Get a room!!
Lizard: Rooms! Rooms! Get your red hot rooms! only 3 sickles!! Rooms! Big, small!! Come and get your room!!!
Me: I aint even gonna ask
Sirius: I am getting out of here! its almost as bad as Azkaban!! *takes Harry and disappears*
Ron: So its just me the author *shudders* and mr. Moldie Voldie over here
Me: Yep
Voldie: Me not Moldie! Me Voldie!!
Ron: Somebody do something!!
Me: Voldie has gone mad!
Ron: forget mad, he's beyond that!!
*dictionary falls out of the sky on to Voldies head and he passes out*
Me: Thank you almighty Dictionary God!!!
Ron: *edges away from me* help
Hermione: Draco I love that outfit on you its so... so... You!
Draco: Why thank ya Thank ya very much!
Ron: I love Elvis!! *Draco and Ron sing and dance like Elvis*
Me: You do know hes de--
Hermione: shhh.. you will break their hearts besides this is our chance to get away!!! *runs away*
A/N: I have one more thing to say.. I LIVE on reviews!!! hint hint
REVIEW PLEASE!!!!
Ginny Potter
-someone must have a "wizard" cold
-a dictionary has to fall out of the sky
-someone has to say "Atah Rotzeh Ani" which means "You want me" in hebrew.
-a charachter's feet must smell bad (ew)
-it must be funny
-a lizard has to be present at least once
-ron's broken wand must be mentioned. (because what DID happen to it????)
OKay and remember I own nothing!
" Atah Rotzeh Ani!!"
*Harry Ron Hermione Sirius Draco and Moldie Voldie fall onto my bed*
Me:Ummmm... Hi.
Voldie: good to see you too!!!
Harry: *sneeze, sneeze*
Me: Ewww.. cover your nose and mouth!!!!
Harry: *sneeze sneeze cough*
Sirius: He is sneezing sparks!! He has a... Drumroll please..... a Wizard cold!!!!!!!!!
Me: Whats that? Is it contagious? If it is, Dont touch anything Harry! Better yet maybe you should go home! Whats a wizard cold?
Hermione: Its not contagoius. Its is sort of like the regular cold except you cant talk cause when you do you sneeze and cough.
Me: O.. well Harry I am sending you home. I hope you feel better!! Okay does anyone have a wand I can use?
Hermione: You can use Ron's old one.
Draco: He still has that? How nasty!
Hermione: Its in his room in a glass display case.
Sirius: Display case? crazy kid!
Ron: *blush*
Everyone else: *crack up*
Me : *wheezing heavily* Why... is.... it.... in a.... display...... case?
Ron: because I had it for my first two years so its specail *blush*
Harry: *sneeze sneeze sneeze cough choke*
Me: okay whatever *tries hard not to laugh* Moldie Voldie get your nasty shoes off my BED!!!!
Voldie: *kicks off shoes* Smells like roses!!
Everyone: Ewwww!!!! Smelly!!!!!!
Sirius: Put them back on put them back on!! please!
Draco: *pulls airfreshener out of cloak and sprays it* You guys are Chickens!
Ron and Voldie: Cluck Cluck!!!
Hermione: My Hero!!! *runs over to Draco and tries hard to not to kiss him*
Draco: Atah Rotzeh Ani!
Hermione: Its so romantic when you speak french!
Voldie: *slaps forehead*
Ron: Its not french its Hebrew for You want me
Harry: *sneeze cough sneeze sneeze sneeze choke*
*Hermione shrugs and makes out with Draco*
Me: Get a room!!
Lizard: Rooms! Rooms! Get your red hot rooms! only 3 sickles!! Rooms! Big, small!! Come and get your room!!!
Me: I aint even gonna ask
Sirius: I am getting out of here! its almost as bad as Azkaban!! *takes Harry and disappears*
Ron: So its just me the author *shudders* and mr. Moldie Voldie over here
Me: Yep
Voldie: Me not Moldie! Me Voldie!!
Ron: Somebody do something!!
Me: Voldie has gone mad!
Ron: forget mad, he's beyond that!!
*dictionary falls out of the sky on to Voldies head and he passes out*
Me: Thank you almighty Dictionary God!!!
Ron: *edges away from me* help
Hermione: Draco I love that outfit on you its so... so... You!
Draco: Why thank ya Thank ya very much!
Ron: I love Elvis!! *Draco and Ron sing and dance like Elvis*
Me: You do know hes de--
Hermione: shhh.. you will break their hearts besides this is our chance to get away!!! *runs away*
A/N: I have one more thing to say.. I LIVE on reviews!!! hint hint
REVIEW PLEASE!!!!
Ginny Potter