Secret Enemy, Unwanted Ally
by mulege
Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim the show and all Characters belong to Mr Vasquez.
It was a dark rainy night and Dib Had just sat down to watch misters Mysteries much to Gaz's dismay of course what Dib didn't expect was that he was being watched from afar by strange men in black suits men who while part of the government were not as incompetent as everybody else appeared to be.
These men were the nightmare of Paranormal Investigators and Aliens alike they go by many names they are MIB's, G men, government Men, and Men in Black.
And on this fateful night they would actually be coming to dibs house to try and scare him away from his Paranormal studies.
There was a strange knock at the door and Dib got up from the couch he was sitting on he then looked through the scanner his dad put next to the door and saw a site that he wished he could un-see.
"an MIB... GAZ! We have to get out of here the government is here to capture us we must hurry!"
of course gaz was not listening because she was too focused on her game slave to see the danger they were in. suddenly a trio of shadows slipped under the door and was moving swiftly along the wall only to be stopped by a strange energy barrier that Dib had put in place across his room door.
"good that Shield that I stole the schematics for from Zim's base seems to be working and good thing too because now I can warn my fellow Swollen Eyeball members... GAZ? GAZ!"
"oh shut up dib I didn't see any government people and besides they are nothing but buffoons"
"not these guys gaz these guys are ruthless and deadly."
"come in Swollen eyeball can anyone hear me im uploading my scans now... we have a problem the MIB have found me they are right outside my door and I need anything you can give."
"Moth man? Boy did you step into some deep crap. We must terminate this link immediately or risk outing the rest of our organization! Eyeball out!"
he had one last chance and Dib knew it he had to get to Tak's ship and Escape so he pressed a key combination on his computer grabbed Gaz and was sucked down a tube into the cockpit of Tak's ship.
The next moment the shadows were starting to enter the Garage where he housed the ship so Dib Blasted his Garage door open and flew away much to the dismay of his pursuers.
"Phew Gaz that was really close we almost got our buts replaced with mindless Drones..."
"drones? What kind of fool do you take me for Dib?"
"fine then maybe I should drop you into their hands and let you find out hmm?"
Gaz Realizing he was truly serious and not on one of his paranormal fantasies decided to go back to her game and end it right there.