HEY! It's night time and I cannot sleep. If you like my writing styles this is good news for you, because no sleep equals more stories! This is my first official one-shot for kick! Hope you enjoy. This idea just came to me, I haven't read a story like my idea before so I hope you like it. If you have read a similar story, let me know and I'll give the author credit. This is going to be an all dialog fan fic. Been reading a lot of those lately and the idea intrigues me tremendously. Anyways, hope you enjoy, Jack and Kim, the Boyfriend tag.
Setting: Kim and Jack are sitting side by side on the couch, with a video camera in front of them.
"Kimmy is it playing?"
"..."
"Ow! What was that for?"
"Jack I told you to stop calling me Kimmy!"
"Well excuse me for trying to give my girlfriend a cheesy pet name. I could call you baby?"
"...Kimmy it is"
"That's what I thought"
"Anyways, yes it's on! I hit record thirty seconds ago"
"Oh well then, I've never done this before. How do we start?"
"I'll start. Hello people watching this via the internet. My name is Kim Crawford, beside me sits my loser of a boyfriend Jack Anderson-"
"Hey!"
"-and this is the boyfriend tag. A couple of my friends dared me to do it, so done it is. Hope you enjoy. Alright, question number one. Where did you meet? Yeah Jack, where did we meet?"
"The Seaford High school cafeteria. My first day of school I caught her apple."
"Awwh, you remember,"
"Of course I remember. Question number 2. Where was our first date Kimmy?"
"..."
"Ow! Alright, you hit me again for calling you Kimmy, I going to call you baby!"
"...Fine. Anyways, are first date was at Circus Burger after the Ricky Weaver incident. That stupid-"
"Privet jet flying, San Francisco burger buying, hot tubing dolled haired monster?"
"Exactly. Number three. What's one thing you don't like about each other? What kind of a question is that!"
"Uh..."
"So Jack, what don't you like about me?"
"I love everything about you, you're perfect"
"That's the correct answer, but I want to know the real answer. I can think of a couple of things I don't like about you."
"Oh really? Well in that case, you're so needy."
"Pardon?"
"You constantly need to be reminded I like you because your insanely jealous."
"..."
"OW! And you hit me!... Love hurts."
"You're an idiot."
"Then why are you laughing?"
"..."
"That's what I thought. So Kimmy, what don't you like about me?"
"I really want to hit you... I don't like how I can never be mad at you"
"Come again?"
"You can screw up so bad, but as soon as I see you and you say you're sorry and look at me with your stupid big, brown eyes, I can't be mad anymore"
"That's cute. Good to know I can get away with things."
"..."
"OW STOP HITTING ME!"
"I love you?"
"Number 4. How long have you been together and when is your anniversary?"
"Three months come the seventeenth"
"Eighteenth"
"No seventeenth"
"It's the eighteenth"
"Jack it's the seventeenth"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"Ok, fine whatever. It's the seventeenth"
"That's what I thought. Kim Crawford is always right."
"No she isn't"
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"Mmmmhmmm. Number 5. What's your favorite thing about your partner?"
"I like the fact that she is herself. No matter who we are around, she never changes. Not for me, not for her friends, not for anyone. I love that."
"Yeah, of course he plays the personality card..."
"Plus she's smoking hot... Better?"
"...Much. I love his smile. He has one of those contagious smiles that when you see it you just have to smile back"
"..."
"Jack quit smiling at me..."
"..."
"Stop it!"
"..."
"..."
"OW! Stop hitting me!"
"Then stop smiling, you're making me laugh"
"Number 6. Who wears the pants in your relationship?"
"I do"
"No I do"
"Jack I defiantly wear the pants"
"I am the man, and men are superior therefore, I wear the pants"
"Uh, in what world? Are you kidding me! Hun, your whipped!"
"...I am not... Ok fine. But if being whipped gets me kisses, then I'm alright with that."
"That's cute. Number 7. Who said I love you first?"
"I did. I had to like force it out of her because she thought that was 'too big of a commitment at our age' and 'people throw love around like it's nothing' Blah blah blah..."
"..."
"What?"
"Are you done insulting me now?"
"Why yes, yes I am. Question 8..."
"Jack, why'd you cover your eyes?"
"WHAT'S MY EYE COLOR!"
"Coffee brown...?"
"Awwh you do know! I'm proud of you! By the way, yours is light brown"
"Alrighty then... 9. What their favorite snack?"
"Apples. She weird with them though! She like takes the potato cutter and takes off the skin, then continues shaving the apple, then eats the shavings! it's really weird!"
"... It tastes good"
"But it's weird"
"Oh hush. His is cereal"
"What cereal"
"Lucky Charms"
"..."
"..."
"Stop looking at me like that they're magically delicious! Question number 10. What unique talent do they have? Wait, you don't have talent"
"..."
"OW. WELL?"
"That was rude. I have talent! It's just... undiscovered."
"Oh yeah, undiscovered, that's it. More like inexistent."
"He can squirt milk out of his nose."
"Don't tell people that!"
"Why not! You're telling them I'm talentless! Besides... Its cool. Number 11. They are sitting in front of the T.V, what are they watching?"
"Easy, Criminal minds."
"I love that show."
"I know you do Kim."
"Morgan is so hot."
"What was that?"
"I love you?"
"Mmmhmm..."
"You wouldn't be watching T.V. You'd be playing video games."
"You know me so well."
"I know."
"Number 12. You're out for dinner, what do they order?"
"He'd order a cheeseburger and salad... Heath nut."
"Hey, there's nothing wrong with eating a salad! She'd probably order a bacon cheeseburger, with fries and a chocolate shake. Fatass."
"..."
"OW. I deserved that one."
"Yeah you did. Three more. Number 13. Who is their best friend?"
"I am. I am her best friend. With out me she has no one."
"Oh yeah Jack, even though my FRIENDS dared me to do this, you know."
"The first step to getting help is admitting you have a problem Kimmy."
"Oh shut up. His is a tie between Jerry, Milton and Eddie."
"You forgot someone."
"Who'd I forget?"
"You."
"... Awhh"
"I thought it was good. Question number 14. What is your favorite thing about your relationship?"
"I like that we know how to turn it off. We were friends before so we know how to just be friends and chill with a group of people without having to be on top of each other like some couples I know. I find it comforting. But on the same note, we know how to be a couple. Like, he's not ashamed of holding the crazy girls hand in public"
"No I am not."
"No."
"...No what?"
"That's not the right answer. Your supposed to say "Kimmy, you're not crazy.'"
"Ok... Kimmy you're not crazy... Better?"
"Yes thanks. So Jack, what's your favorite thing about our relationship?"
"Referring back to the previous question. She's my best friend. Not a lot of guys can say their best friend is also their girlfriend. I like it because I know she's always going to be there for me, and no matter where we end up in the future, weather we're going out still or just friends, she'll always be apart of my life."
"... What are you implying?"
"Nothing Kim. I'm not implying anything."
"..."
"I love you. Don't get so paranoid you forget it."
"Moving in... Last but not least. Question number 15. Have you done it yet? Done what?"
"..."
"WHAT THE HELL? Why would it ask that? God, people don't need to know that much into our relationship-"
"...Your welcome for closing her mouth. Before she brakes free because she is stronger than she looks, thanks for watching the boyfriend tag. It was... entertaining. Well, bye!... OW KIM DON'T BITE ME!"
This amused me greatly. This is how I picture Kick, I honestly don't picture them all lovey dovey. I hope it amused you as well. My first dialog only Fic. Hope I didn't screw up that bad. Feel free to leave a review letting me know what you think. And I'm stressing that if someone else had this idea, let me know and I'll give them credit. In my opinion, this was a pretty fantastic idea if I do say so myself ;) So I wouldn't be overly surprised if someone did it before me. Anyways, let me know what you think. Worked really hard on it so please state your constructive criticism nicely. Thanks for reading!