What if the Nyan-Nyans really DID get an opportunity to change Taitsu-kun´s
face?? Wouldnt that be just.....strange???
Disclaimer: Well, i DID wish Fushigi Yugi for christmas but my mum didn´t get it for me! Wasn´t tha truly evil!?! T_T so I´ll just say that as long as no one gives me it as a birthdaypresent I do NOT own the FY-cast.(btw, who WOULD like owning Taiitsu-kun??)
Uhhm, this is my first FY-fic I put on the net so be gentle with flames, please?
The night was dark and mysterious. The shadows were even darker as always and so was the rooms in Taitsu-kun´s strange place... Around the corner of some wall there came a bunch of even darker shadows. They jumped up and down but in some way you could see that they were up for something that a lot of people would call strange or even the work of a maniac. Taitsu-kun would probably call it the work of Nakago or something.... Back to the story. Our doubtful heroines were approaching Taitsu-kun´s bedchamber and you could see how they were getting more and more excited. As we zoom these strange-looking shadows, we see that they are all alike. NO! Not like twins or someting like that! They were IDENTICAL..... (no duuh....).... We then zoom REALLY close and so we see that they really ARE very excited about something.
They slowly opens the door to Taiitsu-kun´s chamber and almost by an instant flies back through the door and out again because well, for those who didn´t know.... Taitsu-kun SNOORE! And not exactly light and sweet ones either, they are pretty nasty as our doubtful heroines, who by the way keeps whispering "fix!" and "heal", now surely and probably in a very unpleasant way has found out. Well now they have come back, their tiny fists filled with bricks and stones and yet again they enter the room, still shouting what i think is their battlescream because the "fix"es and "heals" has been risen yet again and this time with improved strength. It's actually quite scary...(authoress scans her room as if frightend or paranoid and then continues with more confidence to the screen when she sees that no scary Nyan-Nyans are there)... They jump towards the big bed and stare at the sleeping and snooring Taiitsu-kun. They stick a napkin in her nose and so she stops snoring and they can drop their "dead weight" in stones and bricks.
And so they begun to operate. With all their might they take the huge mission to change Taiitsu-kun forever in their tiny little hands but since the night is deep and dark (and the author is too scared of the Nyan-Nyans and Taiitsu-kun to approach the bed) we will have to wait until moring to find out what has happened.
- NYAN-NYANS!!! WHAT HAVE YOU MISERABLE PATHETIC LITTLE BRATS DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL AND RESPECTED FACE!?!?
- FIX!!
- NOOO!!!!! I look like Miaka no baka!! Or even worse. HOTOHORI the evil bastard of a emperor who dared to be evil to ME!!!!!
- HEAL!!
- WHYYY YOU EVIL TWITS!!! I´ll MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS!!
As I, the almighty authoress sneak closer I see that the Nyan-Nyans have made a wonderful job. Taiitsu-kun is now looking like a female Hotohori or maybe even more beautiful, if that wasn´t impossible, that is.
Taiitsu-kun is not looking very pleased about this however, she seems to have nervous breakdown or atleast mad enough to break the whole realm. what a scary thought in deed.
- I WILL SEND YOU TO THE PLACE WHERE YOU EVIL SPIRITS BELONG! And with a single blow she has blown all the Nyan-Nyans to the place where they will have to live until they have found an apartment or something.
In the Palace of Konan.
- WHATTA FREAKIN F**K IS THAT THING DOING IN MY ROOM!?!?
- DAAAA!!! Who let the Nyan-Nyans in no da!?!?
- Well ain´t you a cute one? Widdle Nyan-Nyan seem so lonely, come to mama Nuriko now!
- AHH!!! It´s eating my food!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
- DON´T EAT MIAKA´s FOOD YOU EVIL THING!!
- Nyan-Nyan, I feel that we should exchange workexperiences.
- A KID! YES!! Im not alone anymore with all these scary grown-ups! Yay!
- YOU HAVE DISRUPTED MY BEAUTY-SLEEP AND FOR THAT YOU MUST DIE!
And as the Suzaku seishis found that they now had some extra roommates, Taiitsu-kun was very relieved, happy and pleased with the quiet house where she could spend the rest of the eternity without stupid Nyan-Nyans.
Well, there we go. Oh n by tha way, I have a plot with this so if ya want I can skip this being a one-shot and make another chapter..
Just click the blue widdle button down there n gimme a review, PLEASE!?! I love reviews! Flames are also acceptable as long as they are fair.
- Whatta yeh mean "plot"?? This freakin sounds like a fu**ing scary thing if yeh ask meh.
- No one asked you, Tasuki-chan^^ and if you ain´t nice I´ll be EXTRA evil if these readers wants another chapter=P
- I think we should leave the authoress alone. We must keep ourselfes alive to summon Suzaku.
- Such a clever boy you are, Hoto-chan. But I allready HAVE plans for you so.
- Damn.
- O.O Mr Majesty cursed!?! Wooow, that must be like.the first time or something.
- I´m so ashamed! You will die for this, evil authoress.
- Noooo!! Ohh well, atleast I´ll die with a smile upon my lips.
- Hotohori-sama, we must NOT make her a saint, that´ll just backfire on us instead, no da.
- Maybe so, Chichiri.-san but then I´ll just destroy her computer instead.
- NOO!!! NOT MY COMPUTER!! You will SO die for this Mr Majesty! T_T
- Aww crap, tha fu**ing authoress is freakin crying! - YOU ARE SO EVIL!!! T_T I´ll NEVER forgive you!
Ehhe.that was just.ehum. I WILL probably write another chapter now.just for revenge..^____^
Im so evil.kekekekekekekee!! (evil laughter fades away as the authoress leaves this room)
Disclaimer: Well, i DID wish Fushigi Yugi for christmas but my mum didn´t get it for me! Wasn´t tha truly evil!?! T_T so I´ll just say that as long as no one gives me it as a birthdaypresent I do NOT own the FY-cast.(btw, who WOULD like owning Taiitsu-kun??)
Uhhm, this is my first FY-fic I put on the net so be gentle with flames, please?
The night was dark and mysterious. The shadows were even darker as always and so was the rooms in Taitsu-kun´s strange place... Around the corner of some wall there came a bunch of even darker shadows. They jumped up and down but in some way you could see that they were up for something that a lot of people would call strange or even the work of a maniac. Taitsu-kun would probably call it the work of Nakago or something.... Back to the story. Our doubtful heroines were approaching Taitsu-kun´s bedchamber and you could see how they were getting more and more excited. As we zoom these strange-looking shadows, we see that they are all alike. NO! Not like twins or someting like that! They were IDENTICAL..... (no duuh....).... We then zoom REALLY close and so we see that they really ARE very excited about something.
They slowly opens the door to Taiitsu-kun´s chamber and almost by an instant flies back through the door and out again because well, for those who didn´t know.... Taitsu-kun SNOORE! And not exactly light and sweet ones either, they are pretty nasty as our doubtful heroines, who by the way keeps whispering "fix!" and "heal", now surely and probably in a very unpleasant way has found out. Well now they have come back, their tiny fists filled with bricks and stones and yet again they enter the room, still shouting what i think is their battlescream because the "fix"es and "heals" has been risen yet again and this time with improved strength. It's actually quite scary...(authoress scans her room as if frightend or paranoid and then continues with more confidence to the screen when she sees that no scary Nyan-Nyans are there)... They jump towards the big bed and stare at the sleeping and snooring Taiitsu-kun. They stick a napkin in her nose and so she stops snoring and they can drop their "dead weight" in stones and bricks.
And so they begun to operate. With all their might they take the huge mission to change Taiitsu-kun forever in their tiny little hands but since the night is deep and dark (and the author is too scared of the Nyan-Nyans and Taiitsu-kun to approach the bed) we will have to wait until moring to find out what has happened.
- NYAN-NYANS!!! WHAT HAVE YOU MISERABLE PATHETIC LITTLE BRATS DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL AND RESPECTED FACE!?!?
- FIX!!
- NOOO!!!!! I look like Miaka no baka!! Or even worse. HOTOHORI the evil bastard of a emperor who dared to be evil to ME!!!!!
- HEAL!!
- WHYYY YOU EVIL TWITS!!! I´ll MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS!!
As I, the almighty authoress sneak closer I see that the Nyan-Nyans have made a wonderful job. Taiitsu-kun is now looking like a female Hotohori or maybe even more beautiful, if that wasn´t impossible, that is.
Taiitsu-kun is not looking very pleased about this however, she seems to have nervous breakdown or atleast mad enough to break the whole realm. what a scary thought in deed.
- I WILL SEND YOU TO THE PLACE WHERE YOU EVIL SPIRITS BELONG! And with a single blow she has blown all the Nyan-Nyans to the place where they will have to live until they have found an apartment or something.
In the Palace of Konan.
- WHATTA FREAKIN F**K IS THAT THING DOING IN MY ROOM!?!?
- DAAAA!!! Who let the Nyan-Nyans in no da!?!?
- Well ain´t you a cute one? Widdle Nyan-Nyan seem so lonely, come to mama Nuriko now!
- AHH!!! It´s eating my food!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
- DON´T EAT MIAKA´s FOOD YOU EVIL THING!!
- Nyan-Nyan, I feel that we should exchange workexperiences.
- A KID! YES!! Im not alone anymore with all these scary grown-ups! Yay!
- YOU HAVE DISRUPTED MY BEAUTY-SLEEP AND FOR THAT YOU MUST DIE!
And as the Suzaku seishis found that they now had some extra roommates, Taiitsu-kun was very relieved, happy and pleased with the quiet house where she could spend the rest of the eternity without stupid Nyan-Nyans.
Well, there we go. Oh n by tha way, I have a plot with this so if ya want I can skip this being a one-shot and make another chapter..
Just click the blue widdle button down there n gimme a review, PLEASE!?! I love reviews! Flames are also acceptable as long as they are fair.
- Whatta yeh mean "plot"?? This freakin sounds like a fu**ing scary thing if yeh ask meh.
- No one asked you, Tasuki-chan^^ and if you ain´t nice I´ll be EXTRA evil if these readers wants another chapter=P
- I think we should leave the authoress alone. We must keep ourselfes alive to summon Suzaku.
- Such a clever boy you are, Hoto-chan. But I allready HAVE plans for you so.
- Damn.
- O.O Mr Majesty cursed!?! Wooow, that must be like.the first time or something.
- I´m so ashamed! You will die for this, evil authoress.
- Noooo!! Ohh well, atleast I´ll die with a smile upon my lips.
- Hotohori-sama, we must NOT make her a saint, that´ll just backfire on us instead, no da.
- Maybe so, Chichiri.-san but then I´ll just destroy her computer instead.
- NOO!!! NOT MY COMPUTER!! You will SO die for this Mr Majesty! T_T
- Aww crap, tha fu**ing authoress is freakin crying! - YOU ARE SO EVIL!!! T_T I´ll NEVER forgive you!
Ehhe.that was just.ehum. I WILL probably write another chapter now.just for revenge..^____^
Im so evil.kekekekekekekee!! (evil laughter fades away as the authoress leaves this room)