Total Drama Island: My Way

by RedTurtle632

An alternate version of Total Drama Island with my ideas! In this episode, the campers catch animals! Gwen and Harold bond a bit but all does not end well when Gwen leaves Harold to be mauled by a bunny. Noah and Courtney have hit rough spots with Noah leaving Courtney stuck in a beaver's dam. Does Courtney have feelings for Noah? How will Duncan fare as a saboteur? Read now!

1. Not So Happy Coconuts Part 1

Hi Guys!This is my First Story and I Take Criticism Very Well So If theres anything you think is Wrong with this story Just Come Straight Out and Tell Me :).

22 Teens,1 Grand Prize,Most of them will lose But one of them will be lucky enough to win the Grand Prize of 1 Million Dollars!They will be split into two team And Compete in Challenges with the loser team sending someone home. Last One Standing Wins! There will be Be Relationships,Heartbreaks,Drama,Injuries and all that Right Here,Right now On Total Drama Island!~Chris

(My Version of the Theme Song Plays,Only in this Chapter)

Camera zooms into Chris who is Plucking his Nose Hair,Goes Up the Cliff Where Duncan is Seen Pushing Harold Down into the Waters.

*Scene Switches to the Beach*

Bridgette is seen surfing while Justin is Tanning and Izzy (In Her Bear Costume) Scares the Living Day Light out of Katie and Sadie who were admiring Justin.

*Switch to Outside the Cabins*

DJ Is Seen Petting Bunny as an Eagle takes Bunny Away and Gwen is seen Next to a tree drawing a Picture of Trent who is Fixing His Guitar's Strings.

*In the Boat House*

Noah is Seen Reading a Book Trying to get away from the Others And is Slightly Ok with Eva who is lifting some weights nearby.

*In the Screaming Gopher's Cabin*

LeShawna and Heather are seen throwing things at each other while Lindsay is doing her nails along with Beth.

*In the Killer Bass Cabin*

Courtney is ranting on and on to Geoff about his late night Parties and Tyler is seen Going on and on with how many trophies He Has Won in Sports while Ezekiel is listening Attentively.

*Scene then Goes to the Camp Fire where all 22 Contestants are Present*

Cody is Making Music with his Nose much like Spongebob trying to impress the other girls who are just creeped out.

~Back to the Show~

Welcome Back to Total Drama Island!Our Contestants should start arriving Riight About Now!~Chris *Ezekiel Steps Out*

Yo Chris,Eh.~Ezekiel

Welcome Ezekiel ,Our Home School.~Chris

Haha,I'm just here to help the Girls,Eh.~Ezekiel

Try not to say that in front of the others.~Chris

I Don't get It Why-~Ezekiel *Gets Interrupted*

*Eva , who has Heard part of what Chris ,Arrives*

What did you just SAY?!~Eva (Holds up her Fist)

Oh Uh Nothing,Eh,Heh Heh *Starts Sweating*~Ezekiel

*Eva drops her dumbells on Chris's Foot*

Ow!*Swear*Hey Eva!Its Just Great to have you here!*Chris is clutching his feet*

Hmpf.~Eva

Hey Chris.I Have to Spend Eight weeks with them!*Raises an Eyebrow*~Noah

Yes Noah,Yes You Do,And theres more People.~Chris

Real Nice.~Noah

You Gotta Problem with that?~Eva

No Thankyou,Please keep your fist to yourself.~Noah

Hey,Eh!~Ezekiel

Hello whoeveryouare.~Noah

I'm the Zeke,Eh!~Ezekiel

Hey ''Zeke'' if thats what I Shoud Call You.~Noah

Hello Everyone.I Hope I'm not Bothering Anyone. *Shows Off*~Justin

*Eva Faints while Noah just Glares*

Greaat a Model,How hard is it gonna be to beat him?~Noah

I'm just here for some Screen Time ,I Already have Money.~Justin

Hey,Eh.~Ezekiel

*Gets Disgusted By Ezekiel's Look*

Uh,Hello.~Justin

(Katie and Sadie Join the Others)

Oh Mi Gosh!Like Theres a Male Model Here!~Katie

Like I Was Thinking the Same Thing!~Sadie

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!~Both

*They Go Over to Justin Who has Taken Off his Shirt*

Seriously?~Noah *Who has Covered His Ears*

If I Hear Another Word Out of them…~Eva *Who has Revived*

Everyone Meet our Twins Katie and Sadie..~Chris

They Don't look like Twins,Eh.~Ezekiel

*Katie and Sadie Hear This*

But we like Totally Are.~Sadie

Yeah.~Katie

But-~Ezekiel *Chris Interrupts*

Okaay,Lets get a Move On,Next Up We Have Tyler!~Chris

*Tyler is seen Tangled in Skiis getting dragged along behind his boat*

Hey Everyone!*The Interns help him*If You Ever Need any Help in Sports just talk to me because You Know I'm a Jock and the Best.~Tyler

Pfft More Like Worst.~Noah

Oh Really?~Eva

Heh Heh.~Tyler *Runs Away into the Woods with Eva chasing Him ,Trips and Gets Pummelled by Eva who then Throws him back to the Dock where everyone else is.*

Don't Ever Say that Again.~Eva

O-Ok…~Tyler

Oh Mi Gosh!Like shes so Strong!~Katie

Like I Know Right!~Sadie

Ladies Ladies,Please,Concentrate on Me Only…~Justin

*They Both go Back to Staring Justin*

(Izzy Comes)

Hahahahha Hi Everyone!Nice to Meet You!Who wants to see me Disjoint my Shoulder?~Izzy

Uhm Izzy Just go Stand over There...~Chris

Two Words,Nut Head..~Noah

*Izzy Gives a Noogie to Noah after hearing this*

Your Funny!Hahaha.~Izzy

Get off Me..~Noah

OK!~Izzy

Ugh How Many More Crazies are there!?~Eva

Actually They Said the Show has 22 Campers,Eh.~Ezekiel

It was a Rhetorical Question,Idiot.~Eva

Thanks,Eh.~Ezekiel (Thinks its a Compliment)

*Eva Face Palms*

Izzy,Can we see you Disjoint your Shoulder?~Katie and Sadie

Sure!*Shows Them*~Izzy

Eww That was so disgusting but so Awesome!~Katie

I Know Right!~Sadie

EEEEEE!~Both

Thats It!Lemmeatem!~Eva *Justin uses his looks to hold her back*

Like shes so rude.~Katie

I Know.~Sadie

*Tyler also saw Izzy disjoint her Shoulder*

Wow That was Awesome!~Tyler

Thanks!~Izzy

*Cody Steps Out Of a Boat that just Came*

Hey Chris!I See There are A Lot of Beautiful Ladies Here!~Cody

Hey Codemiester,You Can Say that Again.~Chris

*Tries to Impress Katie and Sadie with his muscles but they don't even Look because They are still in Justin's trance*

Good for a Starter but Try to work out a LOT More if you want to be like me.~Justin

Uhh Okay.~Cody

Oh Hey Noah!Remember me from 5th Grade?~Cody

Yes Cody,Now can we not talk about this right now.~Noah

Sure.~Cody

*Stands Next to Izzy and Tyler who are discussing something*

*Ezekiel is picking his Nose while noones Looking*

A Ladies Man?Whats next?A Nerdy Farm Girl?~Eva

Hi Everyone!Hows it Going!~Beth

I Stand Corrected.~Eva

I'm hoping to make friends with all of you!~Beth

(Mutters Under Breath) Yeah thats not gonna happen.~Noah

Welcome Beth.~Chris

Hiya Beth!I'm Ezekiel *Ezekiel and Beth handshake*~Ezekiel

Hello Ezekiel!I Hope we're Friends Forever!~Beth

Give me a Break.~Eva

*Katie and Sadie snap out of it*

Hi Beth!We were just admiring Justin Want to join us?We're Katie and Sadie.~Katie

Sure!He Sure is Hot!~Beth

I Know!~Sadie

The More the Better.~Justin

I Got over him like 5 Minutes Ago.~Izzy

He isn't that great anymore.~Eva

Hi to Meet You!I'm a Training C.I.T But I Hope that doesn't annoy you much.~Courtney

Everyone Give it Up for Courtney!~Chris

Why are those Girls admiring that Guy?~Courtney *Points to Katie,Sadie,Beth and Justin*

We All Seriously have no Idea.~Noah

Oh Ok..~Courtney

Wanna see my toungue touch my Nose?~Izzy

Uh No,I'm Fine,Thank you.~Courtney

Finally Someone Decent!~Eva

Thanks,I Guess?~Courtney

Wow Your So Hot...~Ezekiel

What did you say?~Courtney

Uhh Nothing,Eh.~Ezekiel

(Harold Arrives)

Did You Know that Boat was traveling 5mph?Did You Know Mosquitoes have 5 legs?Did you know-~Harold

Yes Yes We Know!~Noah

Fine ,Gosh!~Harold

Well I Actually-~Ezekiel

Can We Listen to Some of your facts?~Katie

Sure!~Harold

*Now not in trance,Katie,Sadie and Beth go to the part of the dock away from the others to listen to Harold*

Wha?~Justin

Get Over it Lover Boy.~Eva

(Trent Is Here)

Hey Guys!~Trent

you wanna Go Play tag in the Woods?~Izzy

Uhh-*Whispers To Cody*Is Something wrong with her?~Trent

I Guess Shes all Hyped up about me being here.~Cody

Uhm Ok..~Trent *Stands Near Tyler*

A Musician?~Noah

Yeah...I Play the Guitar.~Trent

I HATE Music! *Note:-Unlike in the Show,Eva does not have an MP3 Player.*

Oh Uh Sorry?~Trent

Thats More Like It!Never Should I See Your Guitar or you and Your Guitar will never be seen again!~Eva

*Everyone overhears this and are shocked*

Woah..~Tyler

Okay..I'll just go over there *Goes near Harold,Beth,Katie and Sadie*~Trent

*Bridgette Is Surfing And Arrives*

Wow,Nice Surfing Skills!~Cody

Everyone,I'm Bridgette.I Love to Surf and I Love Animals Especially Dolphins.~Bridgette

Hi Bridgette,Its Great to have you here.I'm Courtney.~Courtney *Holds out her hand*

Hi.~Bridgette *Shakes It*

Wait weren't you on that Dolphins 4 Life Show? on Animal World?~Trent

Yeah ,Why?~Bridgette

You were awesome out there!You really co-ordinated with the Dolphins!~Trent

Thankyou!~Bridgette

(Lindsay comes out and All the Guys excluding Noah and Trent stare at her)

Hi Chip!Hi Everyone!~Lindsay

Its Chris and Welcome Lindsay!~Chris

*Justin walks up to her*

Hi,I'm Justin.~Justin

Wow,Your like so Hot!~Lindsay

Same for you.~Justin

Thanks!~Lindsay *She Then leaves Justin who is shocked and stands near Bridgette and Trent*

(DJ Arrives)

Hey Chris!Is There where we will be staying Because I Thought we were going to be in a Hotel?~DJ

No DJ ,Your going to be Staying at a summer camp.~Chris

Oh Ok!~DJ

*Steps on Twig and Screams and Realizes what it was*

Oh Heh Heh Sorry Everybody.~DJ

Scared of a Twig?Lame.~Eva

Its alright Big Guy!~Trent

You are like so Big!~Lindsay

Thanks!~DJ

*Stands near Trent and Tyler who is trying to Disjoint his shoulder like Izzy*

(LeShawna's Boat Arrives)

Hey Ya'll,LeShawnas Here and Shes In It to Win It!~LeShawna

More Like Lose It.~Noah

We'll just See about that.~LeShawna

*Stands near Bridgette*

Everyone Welcome LeShawna.~Chris

A Ghetto Girl?I Hate Those!~Eva

I Love you too Honey.~LeShawna

*Beth who is no longer listening to Harold*

Hey Girl!~LeShawna

Hey,I Hope we're on the Same Team!You Seem Nice.~Beth

Hey there,You're pretty Loud.~Cody

What exactly is that supposed to mean?~LeShawna

Uh Nothing.~Cody

What are those Two doing over there with White Boy?~LeShawna

Oh Hes Just telling them some facts.~Trent

Okay,Moving On..~Chris

(Duncan Comes Out with a Boom Box)

*Eva comes and Smashes It*

Easy There Iron Women!~Duncan

What Exactly is your problem?Hmm?~LeShawna

I HATE MUSIC!~Eva

That doesn't mean you can do that!~LeShawna

Oh Really?~Eva

Bring It On!~LeShawna

*They Start Fighting and fall into the Lake*

Well that was unaccounted for…~Duncan

Hey Man!Nice Piercings.~Tyler

Thanks .You want some?~Duncan

Uh No I'm Fine.~Tyler

Suit Yourself.~Duncan

Everyone,Heres From Juvie.~Chris

Juvie?What did you do?~Cody

Oh Nothing you need to know off.~Duncan

(Heather Steps Off and Glares at everyone)

I Have to stay with these Losers?Ugh,I So Did not sign up for this.~Heather

*Sings* Blaame the Fine Print Heather.~Chris

Stupid Chris,Stupid Show..~Heather

Finally Someone who I Can Understand!~Eva

Seriously what is wrong with you people?~Noah

Come On Noah Have Some Fun.~Cody

I Do Not Have ''Fun''~Noah

You Know ,You Can At least Try!~Courtney

Nope.~Noah

*Katie and Sadie have gotten tired of Harold*

Wow Like Two People!Thats like a Lot!~Sadie

I Know.~Katie

I Still Have a Lot more Facts.~Harold

Uhh I Think we're Ok.~Katie

Right.~Sadie

Is It time to admire me?~Justin

Nope.~Katie

*Sigh*

''Heather'' if thats what they call you,Your the real loser here.~LeShawna

I Don't have to take orders from a Ghetto Girl.~Heather

*Pushes Heather into the Lake*

Eva just got lucky..~LeShawna

Augh!My Hair!You Will Pay for This!~Heather

(Owen Arrives)

Woo Yeah!A Summer Camp!Hey Everyone!I Like you all Already!HAHA!~Owen

Hi I'm Owen!*Shakes Izzy Hand Wildly*~Owen

So Much for Intros.~Chris

Hi I'm Izzy!Hehehe .Watch me Dislocate my Arm!~Izzy

Now Thats What I Call a Match made in Heaven.~LeShawna

*Heather gets out of the Water and Everyone snickers at her*

Hmpf, 't think that little stunt will go unnoticed.~Heather *Drys Her Hair*

(Owen Farts while Everyone covers there Noses)

Dude Seriously?~Trent

Thats like a Lot of much do you Eat?~Cody

A lot,Hehe.~Owen

*Ezekiel Faints because he doesn't know how to cover his nose*

Thats Awesome!~Izzy

No You're Awesome!~Owen

No You!~Izzy

You!~Owen

Okay Okay Lets get on with it,Here Comes Geoff our Party Boy!~Chris

Woohoo Party On Dudes!Wait whats that smell?~Geoff

Owen's Fart.~Noah

Sorry..~Owen

*Interns come and Blow away the smell with a leaf blower *

Well thats one way to get rid of it.~Trent

True.~DJ

Do Not do that Again,Weirdo.~Heather

Okay...~Owen

Hey Don't make him feel bad Wannabe!~LeShawna

*Everyone Gasps*

Out of my way Ghetto Girl!~Heather

Rap Star!~LeShawna

Idiot.~Heather

***~LeShawna

*******~Heather

(They go on like this for about 10 Minutes,Time Skip)

Woohoo!Dude that was a Big Fart,Like Real Big!~Geoff

Thanks!~Owen

Your Complimenting his Fart?Really?~Eva *Annoyed*

Uh Yeah..~Geoff

Well I Guess thats everyone,Lets get a Move On.~Chris

Ehm You Forgot Me..~Gwen (Who has just arrived)

Oh Right,Everyone Heres Gwen!~Chris

*Gwen glares at Chris*

Hey Gwen ,I'm Trent,You Look Great.~Trent

Thanks,You're not so bad yourself.~Gwen

Okay Now We Can Move On!~Chris

*Scene switches to the Cabins*

This is where you will be staying.~Chris

(Some Part of the Wood falls down one of the Cabins)

They're soo well Built.~Noah

Zip 've had enough of your Sarcasticness.~Heather

I've had enough of you too .~Noah

*Most people Giggle At this*

(Scene Goes to the Bonfire)

This is the Elimination the losing team of each challenge will say Buh Bye To one of their members.

We're going to be in Teams?~Gwen

I'm Getting to that.~Chris

(They are now at the Forest)

This Forest is full of deadly creatures so venture inside it at your own Risk.~Chris

Ooooh Scary!~Izzy

Its so Creepy!~Owen

(Back to the Dock of Shame)

The Loser of each Challenge will walk down here and Enter the Boat of Losers and Will Never Come Back,Ever.~Chris

(They Go Back to the Camp Grounds)

Now Heres how its gonna Work.I'm gonna split you into two teams,Whether its with your enemies,Friends or 'll just have to work them out will compete in challenges and the Loser of each challenge will send a person home!Last One Wins 1 Million Cha Ching!~Chris

So Heres your Teams,

LeShawna,Gwen,Trent,Geoff,Bridgette,Owen,Duncan,Iz zy,Cody,Noah and DJ You are Now Known as the Rabid Bears!~Chris

Yes No Heather!~LeShawna *High fives Gwen and Bridgette*

Thank God.~Heather

The rest of ,Heather,Lindsay,Beth,Eva,Katie,Sadie,Harold,Justi n,Courtney and Ezekiel,You are Now the Super Gophers!~Chris

Same Time!~Sadie

You Know It!~Katie

EEEEEE~Both

Great,I'm stuck on the weaker Team Except for Eva Here.~Heather

Now that the Teams are time for me to introduce the you can vent about anything you want and The Viewers back home will you want to keep anything a Secret then thats the Place to Bad Thing,Its an Outhouse.~Chris

*Confessionals Start*

Its so Disgusting in Here ,Anyways,I'm stuck with A Failure at Sports,A Nerd Girl,A Girl who only cares about her beauty,Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum,A Nerd who only knows Facts,A Fame-Hoggers,A Girly Girl and a worse can this get?Right I Also have the other team to deal with,Especially that Ghetto Girl LeShawna,More like LeDorka.~Heather

Some People Here Really Tick me least theres Heather,I'm here to win so No Mercy to Anyone!Especially the weaklings on my Team!~Eva

Oh My Gosh!Like Except for Eva,Heather and a few others,This place is like so awesome!~Katie

I Know Right,We Love it here!Especially Justin.~Sadie

So Our Team has the Upper Hand with More Of the better And Stronger that'll help in the Challenges.~Noah

Its Been 3 Hours since we've been here and The Girls just love me!~Cody

So I Have my Eyes on Gwen.I Mean shes all you ever want in a girl.~Trent

My Looks will help me get far Here,I Think.~Justin

Bridgette,Lindsay,Katie,Sadie and everyone else are like so Great to have as Friends!~Beth

I Think Our Teams LeShawna and the Number of Girls on our team is kind off Low.~Bridgette

Yo Dudes!Like I'm going to have such a rocking time Here!~Geoff

~Confessional End~

(To Be Continued)

Hows that for a first Challenge?Read & Review!It might be boring But I Promise Future Chapters will be Better.

Next Time:-

1)Cabin Arrangements

2)Their First Challenge

3)First Elimination

4)More Confessionals.

5)Alliances Start

Teams:-

Tyler,Heather,Lindsay,Beth,Eva,Katie,Sadie,Harold, Justin,Courtney and Ezekiel-Super Gophers

LeShawna,Gwen,Trent,Geoff,Bridgette,Owen,Duncan,Iz zy,Cody,Noah and DJ-Rabid Bears

Eliminated-None.