Out in the middle of a peaceful forest stood a little town. This was no normal town. It was inhabited by… animals. Talking animals. 'Cause, you know, that's totally possible.
There was, however, one human that lived in this town. Some young boy that was only like ten years old, who was living on his own in this freak town for no apparent reason. This young boy, by the name of Rusty, stood outside looking at his large house. Next to him was a nearly naked Raccoon, Tom Nook.
"Well, your house is now fully upgraded!" Nook said to him. "And the final cost will be…" He messed around with a calculator for a few seconds, "Only 948,000 bells!"
"Only?" Rusty nearly fainted at hearing the total.
Just then, Iron Man came walking in out of nowhere. He was holding a flamethrower in his hands and he fired it at the beautiful, newly upgraded house. It collapsed into a pile of ash within seconds. "I am Iron Man." He flew into the sky, shouting back: "Good luck paying that off now, bitch!"