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Mihoshi or Die
by: Sakura Maxwell

"This is it! This is the last time I'm going to fight you! And this time, Aeka, I will win Tenchi over!"
"Oooooooohhhh...... Ryoko! You make me so mad!" Aeka cried, her face turning red. "You will see! *I* will win Tenchi over!"
"Bring it on!" Ryoko shouted.
Mass sweatdrop by everyone else(only Ryoko, Aeka, Ryo-Ohki, Mihoshi, and Kiyone are present).
"Uh, girls, that's okay, really, you don't have to fight............" Tenchi trailed off as the girls glowered at him. He put his hands up and backed off. "Hehe, ....you can resume. I'm through speaking now."
Glaring at Aeka, Ryoko formed her beam saber and charged at her enemy, yelling "Yaaaahhhhh!!!!! Die!"
Aeka just smirked and immediately a shield was formed around her, protecting her. "You'll have to do better than that, Miss Space Pirate!"
"Grrrr.....prepare to dieeee~eeee!!! (yea, i know Aeka orginally said it) I'll avenge *my* Tenchi!" Ryoko growled.
"*YOUR* Tenchi?! What do you mean, *your* Tenchi? If Tenchi belongs to anyone, it's me!"
"What??!!" Ryoko hollered, enraged.
"Hey! I'm not anyone's!" Tenchi yelped.
Ryoko floated over to Tenchi and began trailing her finger around his chest in a seductive way. "But Tenchi ..... you ove me, don't you?"
"Well, I, actually Ryoko......" *sweatdrop*
"No way! Tenchi loves me!" Aeka ran over to Tenchi and looked up at him, teary-eyed. "Tenchi, we were destined to be together. As a descendent of Jurai's royal family, we were meant to be."
"Oh..." Tenchi sighed, exasperated. "Why me?!"
"Hey, please! Stop fighting!" Mihoshi fretted.
"Meow!" Ryo-Ohki cried.
In the meantime, Ryoko and Aeka were still arguing over Tenchi in the background. Kiyone had joined in with her comments of "Stop fighting this instant! As a member of the Galaxy Police it is my duty to arrest you!" and Washu was yelling at everyone to shutup, she couldn't concentrate on her lastest invention. All in all they made quite a commotion, especially when Sasami came out and began shouting "Dinner's ready!"
Tenchi sweatdropped. Turning to Mihoshi, the only one not still talking, he suddenly felt the urge to confess his love for her. "Mihoshi, I ..... I love you! Will you be my girlfriend?!"
Everyone else shutup and stared at him. "What?!" they exclaimed in unison.
"Oh this so embarrasing!"

© 2000 Sakura Maxwell September 16, 2000 10:53pm Saturday

Sakura has lost it, ne?