Hey dear readers, I decided to post the first installment of the lost chapters earlier. The summary will chance after each installment so you know it's updated. FF has the habit of not moving my stories to the top. I have a few lost chapters ideas in mind, so far four ideas plus this one. I'm not sure how big this story is going to be, but if you have ideas you can share them with me and turn this in a longer story.

anyway, enjoy reading this one xD

1. Bullock celebrating the baby news

This is a one-shot that follows Bullock's party at the local bar where he celebrates the baby-news and tries to 'imprison' an angry butler at the same time.

"Come on, valet! Let's celebrate this in a local bar with some beers!" And with that Bullock directs Alfred to the door then down the hallway while crying in glee; "Let's call Jimbo to tell him this great news!"

The two adults head out the door though one of them still tries to object, but the other one is stronger and pushes him into the car before spurting to the city.

Meanwhile somewhere in Gotham, Jim chases a criminal into an alleyway when his phone rings. While keeping his eyes locked on his target, Jim grabs his phone from his jacket pocket and glances at the caller's id briefly.

"Bullock, glad you're calling," Jim said panting into the phone. "I need Back-up, right now!"

Bullock laughs having his cell phone on hands-free so he can steer the car and keep an angry Alfred under control at the same time; "It's me who needs back-up, pal! I need you to get your skinny ass to our favorite bar right this instance, because I need a hand on keeping Wayne Manor's butler under control."

"Why exactly?" Jim frowned locking the phone on hands free then climbing up the fire escape while pursuing the criminal onto the rooftop.

Bullock smirks; "Because I'm going to be someone's child's favorite uncle!"

Jim rolls his eyes; "Bullock, I'm your only friend that is not single, so who is going to have a baby?"

"Sean knocked Selina pregnant!"

"Stop saying that!" Alfred roared angrily then grabbing for the steering wheel to steer it to the side of the road, but at the same time, Jim gasps in shock and the two men hear him scream as he plunges four stories down a building. A few seconds later they hear a thud then a 'bang' which indicated the detective landed safely into a dumpster and the lid closed thanks to the heavy man that fell in it. Alfred slaps his forehead; "Now you also nearly killed your partner!"

Bullock looks indifferent; "Don't worry, he's very resilient. And with that, Bullock takes back the control over the steering wheel and drives down downtown Gotham and ignoring Alfred's roars of driving him back to the manor so he can pummel Sean's ears for the fact he didn't use proper protection.

A few minutes later the cop steers the car lazily upon a bridge to drive underneath then suddenly hitting a roadblock of people. It so happens the bridge is used as a boxing ring for Mr. Cupcake and his gang.

Bullock rolls the window down and roars loudly enough for the crowd to hear; "Alright listen! I'm in a happy mood, so I give you all a chance to get the fuck out of my way!"

Now the car finally had stopped, Alfred used it as an opportunity to escape and run his way back to the manor, but sadly for him Mr. Cupcake recognizes him and cheers excitedly; "Hey look, it's billionaire Bruce Wayne's butler!"

Then, seconds later the poor butler finds himself surrounded by the gang members and Bullock joins him quickly, whispering; "Wait, they know you?"

Alfred grinds his teeth angrily when the leader approaches them crying with glee; "Hey sweetheart, who's your friend?"

Bullock holds his GCPD badge up and bellows; "The name is detective Bullock! Get out of the way, or else I'll arrest you all for harassment!"

Mr. Cupcake eyes the badge then laughing while taking a badge from his inside pocket; "I have one that looks just the same! And guess what, it's fake!"

The crowd laughs, but Bullock bellows; "Mine is not fake, so step out of the way or else- suddenly his badge flies through the air after Alfred slapped it from his hand.

"Just let them think it's fake, alright?" Alfred said between clenched teeth. "Unless you want to be their next target."

Mr. Cupcake grins; "So, where is the little billionaire boy?"

"Look, we want no hassle," Bullock said stepping toward the gang leader. "We recently heard there is going to be a new addition into the Wayne Manor household, and we want to grab a beer to celebrate it."

Alfred holds his index finger in the air importantly; "Actually, I was planned to get straight back to the manor, before the both of them start making more while we are gone!"

Bullock laughs; "Don't be silly, Alfred. Cat-face is already pregnant, so she obviously won't get more babies for nine months, even if they do M-rated stuff five times a day." Then Bullock gasps; "What if she pregnant of a twin? How cool would that be?" Then gasping again; "What if it's going to be a triplet?" Another gasp; "Or a quartet, or-

"Could you please stop faffing?!" Alfred roared.

Bullock grins sheepishly; "Sorry, I just can't wait to be the baby (or babies) favorite uncle."

"Wouldn't you be more the gran-dad?" Mr. Cupcake asked striking his chin thoughtfully. Then ignoring Bullock's murderous eyes; "Also, who knocked Cat pregnant?" Then holding his hand up as a stop sign; "Wait, don't answer it, let me guess… it's the Ornelas kid, right?"

Bullock nods his head rapidly; "You guessed it right! So, can we leave?"

Mr. Cupcake thinks very hard; "Okay, but only if I can come with you. I mean, my friends here are thirsty for a fight, so they can fight, but I'm thirsty for a beer!"

"Sure, I guess a plus one extra is not a problem. What do you think, Valet Pennyworth?" Bullock looks at the spot beside him finding it empty then darting his eyes a few miles ahead. Then asking to Mr. Cupcake; "You wanna help me to grab him? I don't want him to spank the pregnant Cat-face and the Ornelas kid!"

Alfred tried to run as fast as he could to avoid being captured by Bullock and the crazy Cupcake, but sadly he found himself minutes later inside a bar neatly tied onto a bar seat. Mr. Cupcake and Bullock sitting on each side of him.

"Hey Jim, you finally came!" Bullock roared when he spotted his partner coming through the door with dirty and shredded clothes. "What, too tired to chance your clothes? We are celebrating a pregnancy here."

Jim scowls angrily; "It better be a joke, Harvey."

"And what if it's not?" Bullock beamed. "I mean, doesn't a tied butler doesn't say enough?"

Jim meets Alfred's eyes; "Tell me it's not true, because if it is I have to say your parenting sucks!"

"Yes, well at least I don't look like a trashy hobo," Alfred grumbled back trying to move his hands to grab his tea cup which was futile, because his hands are tied against his sides with a rope that goes around his entire body.

Mr. Cupcake gloats; "Here, let me help you, sweetheart!"

And with that, the crazy gang leader sticks a bendy straw into Alfred's tea cup and slides it closer toward him to drink.

Jim frowns; "We are celebrating a pregnancy and Alfred drinks tea?"

"That's what he thinks," Bullock whispered so only Jim could hear him, then winking; "I add a little extra from my little silver fIask keep hidden in my pockets. You know, the same flask I drink from when Barnes doesn't look?" Then eyeing Jim's shredded clothes; "I get you fell into a dumpster, but since when do they shred your clothes?"

Jim clenches his teeth agitated; "Because it so happened a street cat was looking for food in the same dumpster, and when I fell in, the cat decided to defend 'his food' by using it's claws."

Bullock looks at Jim with a cringed look then slapping him on the back, saying; "Well, just grab a beer and let's make a conversation on how 'the pregnancy' happened. Of course I know how it happened, but you two don't."

"We know how women get pregnant, Harvey," Jim said annoyed then sitting down on a bar seat and ordering a beer. Bullock and Mr. Cupcake order another one as well and a tea for Alfred. Then, when Alfred looks bemused at Mr. Cupcake, Bullock drips a few drops of the liquid he keeps hidden in a silver flask into Alfred's tea.

Then turning to his partner and grinning like nothing happened; "Yeah, I know you know how it works, Jimbo, but do you know where it happened?"

Jim gasps; "On KnightCat's Edge!"

Alfred spits his tea in a perfect plume across the bar then growling; "I knew that island idea was a bad idea. But no, you two kept telling me it was time to loosen the lease a little and let them explore on their own. I knew this would happen, I knew it."

Jim mouths sheepishly; "Sorry."

Bullock smirks; "Nope, but you are close Jimbo! It did happen on an island."

Alfred slams his fist down on the bar then exclaiming murderous; "I knew it was a bad idea to take them to Mako Island!" Then gasping with widened eyes; "The pool down the foot of that volcano! It happened in there, didn't it?!" Then using his thumb and index finger to mimic a certain length; "I was this CLOSE…

The butler gulps slightly then moves his thumb and index finger slightly closer together; "This close to stop them! I knew I shouldn't have listened to Miss Visser and Miss Chadwick. I knew they were playing cahoots with Miss Kyle!"

"Oh well, you at least protected Bruce. But then again, it is your fault she got to Sean."

Bullock takes a big gulp of beer and Alfred grumbles sarcastically; "Thanks for the support."

"Aye, no problem Alfred!"

It took a while, but Bullock and Mr. Cupcake managed to get the struggling butler drunken enough to make him loosen up, I would really like to say a little, but it turned out he loosened up a lot. Like in; 'he was dancing and cheering with Bullock on the bar'. Jim and Mr. Cupcake stomped onto the tables as well drinking beer after beer, and even Alfred skipped the tea and ordered beer.

Oh yeah, side-note: By now Luke shows up at the manor.

Anyway, since Bullock and Jim didn't show themselves at Barnes's office for debriefing, the angry Captain called Dr. Lee Thompkins to ask about her boyfriend who then called to the manor where Selina picked the phone up and told her where to find Jim Gordon and Harvey Bullock, not knowing by then her boyfriend had troubles with Luke.

Lee called Barnes and together they hopped to the bar with Edward Nygma in tow, because he so wanted to see how Jim gets butt-kicked for not showing up. Yeah, Ed already hates Jim.

Barnes, Lee and Nygma enter the bar and find four happy, and VERY drunken men. Lee asks what's going on, Bullock blurts out Sean had knocked Selina pregnant, Barnes smacks Alfred's head for being an irresponsible 'parent' and let two teens have unprotected M-rated stuff, Lee pretended it was news to her as well or else she had to explain her boyfriend why she hadn't told him, Jim did a piggy back ride on Mr. Cupcake's back and Nygma grabbed his phone dialling Penguin's number to tell him Sean knocked Selina pregnant.

"Penguin speaking," Penguin said soon he picked up the phone. Then he hears Ed's excited voice telling him he had amazing news on Sean Ornelas that could bring him down forever, but then he hears a loud thud followed by another thud and another one. Then he hears Jim speaking to him.

So, now from Ed's point of view; he told Penguin he had amazing news about Sean Ornelas that could bring the kid down forever, but soon he opened his mouth to share what the news was, Jim Gordon steers Mr. Cupcake into a wild collapse with Ed which explains the first thud. The second thud that followed was due to Mr. Cupcake landing on top of Ed to keep him steady, so Jim could knock him unconscious which explains the third thud.

Jim finally grabs the phone from Ed's fingers and snarls through the phone; "If you want to keep you're buddy Nygma in one piece, leave Sean Ornelas alone!" Then he wants to hang up, but Bullock grabs the phone instead.

"Yeah, and you smell funny!" Bullock guffaws.

Alfred grabs the phone away from Bullock and laughs through it; "And you have to deal with an angry Military Ninja Butler Assassin if you come near Master Ornelas or any of my other beloved kids."

"Ow, let me, let me," Mr. Cupcake cries ecstatically jumping up and down to snatch the phone from Alfred who kept it out of his reach. "Come on, Sweetheart. I want to say something too." Alfred finally hands the phone to the gang-leader, who giggles to Penguin; "Birdy….Birdyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, remember me?"

Penguin quickly hangs up when the memory of Mr. Cupcake plunging Cobblepot's head into the toilet-bowl then hanging him on a flag pole by his underwear flashes through his mind.

"Ha, that was funny," Jim laughs. "So, what's next?"

Bullock laughs in return then replying; "Lets buy some memory wipe drugs from a legal company and use it on erasing Nygma's memory."

"Ah, I know a company who sells it," Alfred bellows excitedly.

Jim frowns; "Really? What's the name of the company?"

"It's a company funded by Wayne Enterprises." Cue smirk then noticing Barnes; "But Master Bruce recently discovered it and has plans to do something about it."

Barnes rolls his eyes; "Yeah, whatever. Just get the drug and use it on this loony-bird. If something happens to that little baby because he told the biggest criminal in this city about it, I don't want to be the one who gets chased by you lot with pitch-forks."

Bullock guffaws; "It's not just us, Captain. I mean, there is a big Sean fan-based community out there who are willing to help us chase you."

Barnes slaps his forehead; "Bullock, there is no such thing as a Sean Fan-based community, so stop making things up!"

"I'm not making it up, Captain! There are Sean fans out there, lots of them. Most of them go by guest, but they seem cool."

Barnes sighs; "Bullock, that still doesn't mean it's a whole community. It could be one person pretending to be more persons!"

"Hey, don't insult the Sean or Gotham fan-based community, Captain," Jim chipped in standing beside Bullock. "They have feelings too, you know?"

Barnes rolls his eyes; "Really, if there is really a fan-based community out there, why the fuck am I in their stories? I mean, I scream all the time, insult people and animals and-

"Your simply for the plot," Bullock blurts out holding a fit of laughter. Then explaining when he sees Barnes's face; "Yeah, they want you in this story because they think it's funny to read if you start talking about kids becoming parents early in their youth."

Barnes breaths in very dangerous looking then bellowing; "YEAH, BECAUSE IT'S IRRESPONSIBLE AND IT'S ALSO A SHAME YOU TWO BROUGHT THEM TO WAYNE MANOR WHEN YOU FIRST HAD TO DO A BACKGROUND CHECK ON THIS CRAPPY PARENT/BUTLER! I MEAN, WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE HAD UNPROTECTED M-RATED STUFF. YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I SAY M-RATED STUFF, WHILE EVERYONE OBVIOUSLY KNOWS THEY HAD S.E.-

"SEA-QUAKES!" Mr. Cupcake said grinning madly.

Barnes looks baffled then roaring; "NO! THEY HAD S.E-

"SEASHELLS!" Jim said interrupting the captain.

"NO! S.E-

"SEATS!" Lee said looking excitedly.

Barnes glares at her; "REALLY? SEATS?! YOU'RE A DOCTOR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THEY HAD S.E-

"SEAHORSES!" Bullock said.

"STOP INTERRUPTING ME WITH WORDS THAT START WITH SEA-

"STARS!"

They all look at the spot where the voice came from and they saw Nygma had woken up, smirking madly. Barnes kicks him for that and grumbles; "NO, NOT SEA STARS EITHER!"

"Not sea stars, but stars. There are flying tiny little stars around my head, and I want to catch them. I want to catch them all!"

Bullock laughs; "Well, maybe you should take a beer first!"

"Yeah, and mixed with this," Alfred said returning from the corrupt shadow company that sells the memory wipe drug. "It-

"Will make you superfast and then you can catch all those stars!" Jim filled in.

Ed shrugged then drinking some beers with the wipe drug soon forgetting what happened earlier. Then they send him out the door again before continuing their debate on the pregnant couple.

"That kid will become a criminal, trust me!" Barnes said. "I mean, most of the criminals in jail are kids of teen parents!"

Alfred shakes his head; "Not on my watch. I will personally make sure they will raise the baby properly."

Barnes laughs; "And let him or her have teenage M-rated stuff and become pregnant or knock a girl pregnant?"

"You know, I think Sean and Selina become great parents," Mr. Cupcake said. "Though, I am pondering for like an hour who made the first move?"

Bullock guffaws; "Sean of course! That boy is one… wait, I can't say that, because that would make me a gay-vert."

Barnes frowns; "Gay-vert?"

"A gay that is a pervert as well!" Mr. Cupcake, Lee and Jim said in sync. Barnes nods understandably.

Alfred shakes his head; "It was the cheeky minx. I mean, I was with them for like 24 hours a day, and most of the time she wasn't doing anything else than purring like a m-rated hungry cat."

"Hey, don't forget she also made my hair go curly," Bullock said.

Lee nods; "And she tried catching Pokémons in mine and Jim's bedroom."

"Yeah, and post that video of you getting spanked by Barbara on Instagram," Mr. Cupcake said madly smirking. Then Jim smacked his head and Mr. Cupcake corrects himself; "Not that I've seen it. Some ganger-members talked about it."

Twenty minutes later….

"I'm telling you, it was Selina who made the first move," Jim said. "I bet she sat down onto his lap, then their mouths met, and then the touching chest thing, arms and legs and finally, BOOM. Fireworks."

Bullock shakes his head; "Nah, I think Sean pulled Selina on his lap then kissed her and then BOOM, fireworks!"

"You people actually see fireworks when you do m-rated stuff?" Mr. Cupcake asked.

Another thirty minutes later…

"It was Sean!"

"Selina!"

"It was-

Then Jim's phone rings who quickly picks up and gets the news Julia Kyle came into the precinct, covered in blood and with proof of Sean's case. They race to the precinct then arrest Rachel then head to Wayne Manor to safe Sean and Selina.

And now you people are probably wondering; How could Alfred still shoot straight at Luke instead of shooting Sean Ornelas, being that drunk and all.

Answer; Because he's a freaking Military Ninja Butler Assassin, that's why!

What did you think of it? Let me know by review. Also, in case FF didn't move series 3 of the cat's to do list to the top, I've post that one as well.

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