The Ron-Boy
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To the tune of The Envoy by the late great Warren Zevon. I'm sure a reader or two noticed his doppelganger working in middle upper management for a certain witch in Go City.
The Ron-Boy
Drakken is loose in the Middle East
Senior's kicking 'round the Andes
Dementor says he's gonna make the oceans freeze
And Shego do whatever she please.
Looks like another threat to world peace
For the Ron-Boy!
Things got hot in old Rhodigan
Global Justice got caught, it really hit the fan!
He's got Mystic Monkey abilities
He's got a naked mole-rat that really likes cheese
Looks like another threat to world peace
For the Ron-Boy!
Send the Ron-Boy!
Send the Ron-Boy!
Whenever there's a crisis
Director sends her Ron-Boy in
And along comes Rufus
And of course, there's Kim
Monkey Fist's out in the Far East
Killigan blowin' up half of Greece
DNAmy's messin' 'round with bees
And Shego do whatever she please
Looks like another threat to world peace
For the Ron-Boy!
Send the Ron-Boy!
Send for me!
"Man, I wish somebody would have an emergency, Rufus. Cleaning the garage tanks."