Setting;
Outside the room of meetings
Pizarro: YEA! If this meeting goes well then we can finally achieve everyone being Christian and then we can achieve world peace after I make myself pope.
Thatoneguy: And if the meeting fails?
Pizarro: Then I'll take him hostage and demand a ransom and then my plan will work out.
Thatoneguy: But what if after you let him go they plan an uprising?
Pizarro: Why on Earth would I set him free.
Thatoneguy: Even if you dont they may-
Pizarro: Execute him
Thatoneguy: Theres too many flaws in that plan
Pizarro: Wow. He thinks my plan won't work. He has serious problems. But whatever time for my meds!
Setting;
In the room of meetings
Atahualpa: Your late. Now what do you want, and why do you smell like blood?
Pizarro: Oh that, I just had to execute someone last minute. Hey You, I need some water for my meds.
Atahualpa: I'm not even gonna ask.
Pizarro: Ask what?
Atahualpa: Nevermind. Now why did you call this meeting?
Pizarro: Oh yes that. Well you see I want you and the rest of Inca to be Christians.
Atahualpa: Why?
Pizarro: So that I can achieve world peace after I make myself pope.
Atahualpa: So you want to control the world?
Pizarro: No. Just achieve world peace and make myself pope.
Atahualpa: Uh No. I'm too lazy to convert everyone plus if I did I'd want to control them.
Pizarro: OK. Then lets sign this declaration of war and I'll see you tomorrow on the battle field.
Atahualpa: Kay
Setting;
The Battle Field
Pizarro: Oh hi Atahualpa, I decided to, GAG HIM, just take you to my dungeon because I don't feel like waiting to win the war
Atahualpa: (gagged remember) mmmmmmm
Pizarro: Good
Setting;
Random Dungeon
Pizarro: ok so what first.
Atahualpa: Leave me alone and I'll give you gold.
Pizarro: ok but it has to get here first.
Atahualpa: Don't worry I have instant delivery service on my Samsung Galaxy phone.
Pizarro: Cool is it s7.
Atahualpa: No its s6 but the gold is here now.
Pizarro: How dare you, you outdated brat I"m not letting you free I'm taking you to court.
Atahualpa: WHAT BUT -cut-
Setting;
Courts of the House
Colorful: OK I really don't wanna be here I'd rather be trying endlessly to find a good off-shot game of Minecraft on my Samsung Galaxy s7.
Pizarro: See, She's not outdated.
Colorful: Ugh. What happened.
Pizarro: He wouldn't turn into a christian and he only has an s6.
Atahualpa: I'm getting it in a-
Colorful: Ok. Ok. Atahualpa, I sentence you to silence and death.
Atahualpa: -
Colorful: IT WORKED IT FINALLY WORK I FINALLY FIGURED OUT THE COMMANDS!
Pizarro: Wow you just did.
Colorful: And I sentence you to die someday.
Pizarro: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Colorful: XD muted you I'm so amazing.