GREETINGS ALL! Welcome to my first fanfic! I hope you like it! It's something I've been meaning to do for the longest time and at 3:30am i thought what better time to do this!? I've never published any of my stories online before so be kind but feel free to give me some pointers, God knows i need them. Also sorry for my terrible spelling and grammar, i always sucked at that. If you can see past my many many faults I hope you will enjoy my story. Of course I don't own anything to do with SNK or it's characters i just like making them do pervy things. Rated M for later chapters.

~EREN~

Another girlfriend dumped me. What was she on about anyway saying that it felt like we weren't really together? Of course we were together! What does that even mean! I sighed heavily into my soft pillow, which tried its hardest to muffle my frustration. "I don't get it" it told the feathers in the droopy pillow which offered me no response. This was the third time I had been dumped this year, they all say the same crap, 'it feels like you're not even trying' 'do you even like me?' 'Are you even attracted to me?' pfft just shut up, not my fault you're all boring.

'Knock knock' came a gentle tapping at the door

"Go away Mikasa" I half shouted through a floppy pillow. We both knew she wasn't going away. The door to my bedroom slowly creaked open as she came in, two cups of hot beverage in her hands

"Eren" she said calmly yet firmly "how long do you plan on moping about?" she asked as she set down the hot chocolate on the small amount of space remaining on my cluttered bedside table

'Tch' I clicked my tongue in response

"Don't 'tch' me!" she glared and I tensed slightly before she sighed and continued "come on, we should go out tonight, I'll call Armin to come and it will be just the three of us like old times"

"Don't wanna!" I grumbled childishly

"Well what do you wanna do then!? You can't just barricade yourself up in your room like this every time someone dumps you? Did you even like her that much?"

"It's not about her!" I scoffed suddenly sitting up from my pillow "it's about my pride as a man!"

"Pride as a man? What does that even mean?"

"shhh no more words!" I said shoving my pillow onto my cousin's face to shut her up. It was but only a moment before the pillow was on the ground and she had my arm twisted behind my back "ouch!" I shouted yet fought to hide a smile, she couldn't even pity me this one time, as expected.

"Your pillow stinks!" she snapped before roughly pushing me away from her, I fell back hitting my head on the back of my bed with a 'thud'

"You know… remarkably… this isn't making me feel better" I said rubbing the back of my newly bumped head. Mikasa offered me a haughty smirk… witch.

"Well it's decided, Armin and I are taking you out tonight, so be ready by six and for God's sake I'm begging you to have a shower" she said holding her hand over her nose

"Come on its not that bad"

"You smell!"

"Do you know what that smell is, dear cousin? …It's the smell of a man who does whatever he wants!"

"No, 'dear cousin', it's the smell of a man who is going to get his ass kicked if he isn't clean and smartly dressed in the next hour"

…fuck she means it. With a very loud and much exaggerated sigh I flopped my head back on the bed "fiinneee… just get out"

Mikasa smiled victoriously. "Then I'm going to get Armin, be ready by the time I get home" she said, leaving before I had the chance to stop her.

I looked at the shitty alarm clock on my bedside table; 4:55pm. I still hadn't changed out of my PJs yet, come to think of it, I had been wearing these for three days straight. I smiled, shamefully proud of my filth. I should probably go have a shower… but first Facebook, always time for Facebook. After checking Facebook and Instagram I decided to check my emails as well, really anything to put off getting out of bed.

I clicked on my inbox; 389 unread emails… mostly spam. 'huh?' I couldn't help but feel curious as I caught sight of an email from Jean… What does that horse-face want? I clicked it open;

Dear Shit Head,

Heard you got dumped again LOL LOSER! Just thought I'd remind you that you stink. Also Armin keeps pestering me to speak to you, you know, give you some relationship advice seeing as I can actually hold a relationship ;p I know what your problem is, you just need to accept it man. Embrace it. Follow the link. You're welcome.

Regards, Your Lord and Saviour

'What a dick' I said to no one in particular as a scrolled down to the attached link, I already knew it wasn't going to be good, however as a moron I felt obliged to open the damned link knowing full well it would probably bite me on the ass later.

…Sure enough…

A bright page flashed up with the words "Meet Gay Men In Your Area!" …a homo dating site… very original… horse-face douche prick. I glanced at the time in the corner of my screen 5:53.

SHIT!

After basically throwing my laptop off the bed I flung off the warm comforting covers of my bed and headed to the shower at maximum speed.

~ARMIN~

"Knock Knock!" I said in a sing song voice as I opened the front door of Eren's apartment before strolling in, Mikasa following directly behind me.

"He better be ready" She said firmly which made me smile, though Mikasa tried to act tough, it was so obvious how much she cared about Eren. Walking past the bathroom I heard the shower running and laughed internally, of course he left it to the last minute to start getting ready. Mikasa sighed and pushed past me to his bedroom

"Might as well pick out something for him to wear then" she said walking into his room and opening his wardrobe.

I followed behind her but stopped dead in my tacks after walking through the door… it was like getting hit in the face with the colour brown. I coughed "HOLY SHIT! WOW!" I said holding my hand over my nose "This is bad even by Eren's standards. Jesus!"

"I know!" Mikasa frowned "He seems to be taking this breakup really hard"

"I know but still… this is just..." I sighed "I didn't even think he liked her that much"

"…neither did I"

Mikasa and I shared a worried look as I made my way to Eren's bed, dodging the minefield of dirty underwear and old take away boxes on my way. I flopped down onto the bed and hit my arm on something hard under the blankets

"Jesus, Eren… You should be more careful with…" I froze with my eyes glued to the laptop screen… what is this!? I shot a look up at Mikasa who was instantly alerted by my pause and expression.

"What is it?" she was almost too afraid to ask as she slowly made her way beside me to look at the webpage opened on Eren's screen. We both stared in silence for a moment

"M-meet gay men?" I asked looking at Mikasa "h-hey, Mikasa… is Eren… gay?"

Mikasa stared at the screen for some time longer before finally meeting my stare "I knew it" she whispered to me, causing me to nod in response.

"It makes sense" I whispered back "why on Earth didn't he tell us?"

"I don't know… whatever it is, we have to let him tell us on his own"

"But… what if he doesn't? I mean… he hasn't up till now"

"True" she contemplated "…ok, we have to make a plan, Eren needs us"

"Yes!" I readily agreed "What's the plan?"

"well… we need to get Eren a boyfriend" she stated obviously,

I opened my mouth to ask her how as Eren walked in the room, his hair dripping wet, water droplets cascading down his toned torso as he stood there in nothing but a towel. I couldn't help but stare as Mikasa slammed the computer shut beside me. Why was it that knowing Eren was gay suddenly made him more attractive?

"Oh… hey guys" Eren said running a hand through his wet hair, brushing it off his face "what you doing?"

"Nothing!" Mikasa and I said almost too fast

"Umm… ok" Eren gave us a slightly confused look

"Mikasa, Let's let Eren get changed" I said grabbing her arm and pulling her out of the bedroom stopping only to shut the bedroom door before pulling her into the kitchen, out of earshot for Eren to hear us.

"I think we need to change our destination for tonight" I said as Mikasa nodded in agreement, both of us smiled and I knew we felt the same sense of determination. Hang in there Eren. Help is on the way!

Urk so I hope the first chapter was enough to grab your attention! Next chapter is when it actually starts getting interesting I promise, if you have anything to say or correct me on or even any ideas then let me know~~ Thank you for reading this far. K bye.