Twas a hot night last Thursday,When all through the house,
All the assassins were horny, and none have a spouse.
The imports were placed, by the front door with care,
In hopes that it would give our parents, quite the sudden scare.
The assassins were climbing out of their sweat-covered beds,
While visions of yaoi doujinshi danced through their heads.
And me in my Yohji coat, and schu in her bandanna
Had just settled down to discuss brad's fave fruit the banana
when below from the bedrooms there arose such a clatter
we knew what would happen, and what was the matter
away to the camera room we flew like a flash, turned on the TV's, prepared to make cash!
The lights on the stuff that looked a lot like snow
made our sick minds ponder and our adrenaline start to flow
when what to our glazed over eyes should appear
But a very big bed, and eight horny bishonen...
With their cool little weapons, a couple with small blood spots
We knew in a moment, it had to be weiss and schwarz.
Thrusting faster than eagles, the moves were insane!
And we whistled, and shouted, and cheered out their names!
"GO AYA! GO YOHJI!"
GO KEN AND FARFELLO!
AND OMI AND NAGI!
SCHU AND BRAD, YOU HOT FELLOW!
Down on the floor, up against the wall!
Now do it again! DO IT AGAIN! IT'S ALLxALL!
As horny rabbits during mating season they move
When they find a new partner, they get into the groove
So all over the room, the bishonen they loved
Both of the youngest boys, and farfello always above
And then, at the end, we heard on the stairs
The sounds of angry bishonen, with covered dairiere's.
As we turned off the cameras, and slowly turned around
Into the tv room they came, with barely a sound.
They were covered in white, from each chest to each thigh
And Farf's messy hair was reaching for the sky.
A well-sharpened bugknuck, Ken had on his hand.
And Yohji was still kind of horny, his tight pants made him tres grand!
Their eyes how they flickered! Their frowns how scary!
Omi and Nagi blushed when they saw the cameras, their faces like a cherry!
Crawford kept his eyes on us, and growled quite low,
The mustache on Aya's face, Was as white as the snow!
the butt of a cigarette was held tight in yohji's teeth
And the smoke it encircled our heads like a wreath
Schu had a mad face, and a very white belly
ken shook as he glared, Like a mountain of jelly
They were angry and hot, like yohji's currently unhappy self
And we drooled when we saw them, in spite of ourselves.
A twitch of Nagi's eye, and a flick of Farf's head
Soon gave us a warning, we'd both soon be dead.
They spoke not a word, going straight to their work,
Trying to kill us, as we shouted "WEISS AND SCHWARZ YOU JERKS!"
Then finally stopping, last was Aya, mr. rose,
Crawford gave them a nod, and they ran off on their toes.
They sprang back into bed, and we once again whistled
And they began to do it again, on soft down like a thistle's
But we heard them exclaim, as they dashed out of sight,
HAPPY ACEN TO ALL, AND TO ALL MORE YAOI!
The imports were placed, by the front door with care,
In hopes that it would give our parents, quite the sudden scare.
The assassins were climbing out of their sweat-covered beds,
While visions of yaoi doujinshi danced through their heads.
And me in my Yohji coat, and schu in her bandanna
Had just settled down to discuss brad's fave fruit the banana
when below from the bedrooms there arose such a clatter
we knew what would happen, and what was the matter
away to the camera room we flew like a flash, turned on the TV's, prepared to make cash!
The lights on the stuff that looked a lot like snow
made our sick minds ponder and our adrenaline start to flow
when what to our glazed over eyes should appear
But a very big bed, and eight horny bishonen...
With their cool little weapons, a couple with small blood spots
We knew in a moment, it had to be weiss and schwarz.
Thrusting faster than eagles, the moves were insane!
And we whistled, and shouted, and cheered out their names!
"GO AYA! GO YOHJI!"
GO KEN AND FARFELLO!
AND OMI AND NAGI!
SCHU AND BRAD, YOU HOT FELLOW!
Down on the floor, up against the wall!
Now do it again! DO IT AGAIN! IT'S ALLxALL!
As horny rabbits during mating season they move
When they find a new partner, they get into the groove
So all over the room, the bishonen they loved
Both of the youngest boys, and farfello always above
And then, at the end, we heard on the stairs
The sounds of angry bishonen, with covered dairiere's.
As we turned off the cameras, and slowly turned around
Into the tv room they came, with barely a sound.
They were covered in white, from each chest to each thigh
And Farf's messy hair was reaching for the sky.
A well-sharpened bugknuck, Ken had on his hand.
And Yohji was still kind of horny, his tight pants made him tres grand!
Their eyes how they flickered! Their frowns how scary!
Omi and Nagi blushed when they saw the cameras, their faces like a cherry!
Crawford kept his eyes on us, and growled quite low,
The mustache on Aya's face, Was as white as the snow!
the butt of a cigarette was held tight in yohji's teeth
And the smoke it encircled our heads like a wreath
Schu had a mad face, and a very white belly
ken shook as he glared, Like a mountain of jelly
They were angry and hot, like yohji's currently unhappy self
And we drooled when we saw them, in spite of ourselves.
A twitch of Nagi's eye, and a flick of Farf's head
Soon gave us a warning, we'd both soon be dead.
They spoke not a word, going straight to their work,
Trying to kill us, as we shouted "WEISS AND SCHWARZ YOU JERKS!"
Then finally stopping, last was Aya, mr. rose,
Crawford gave them a nod, and they ran off on their toes.
They sprang back into bed, and we once again whistled
And they began to do it again, on soft down like a thistle's
But we heard them exclaim, as they dashed out of sight,
HAPPY ACEN TO ALL, AND TO ALL MORE YAOI!