The Very Last VKAWGAQW Show
A/N: The title explains it all. You don't want to know why, though. I'm sorry this one took so long. I was experimenting with stuff so the layout is a little different. I also started using those star things **smiles**. I'd say this is the most insanely humorous one yet. :)
Voldie: Welcome to the VKAWGAQW Show! Today is a very special episode!!! Today Voldemort will be playing along with Remus Lupin and Professor Trelawney. Voldemort, why do you feel qualified to win?
Voldemort: Because I usually host this show and know every question by heart!
Audience: That is so unfair! whisperwhisperwhisper.
Voldie: Well I don't really care if it's unfair! Honestly! Now Remus, why did you enter this show?
Remus: Because Sirius did it and I want to prove I'm as smart as him!
Voldie: Nice. Trelawney, why do you feel you can win this show?
Trelawney: Because I can sense the answers!
Audience: That's not fair either! whisperwhisperwhisper.
Voldie: Hey! These are randomly picked people!
Audience: Oh. Okay!
Voldie: Good. Trelawney, you will go first. Your question is what incantation is used to summon the dark mark?
T: Morsmorde.
Voldie: Good. Number two is.
T: HAHAHAHA!! I knew it!!! That proves to you that my powers are real!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra.
T: **falls over onto ground**
Audience: phew!
Camera People: phew!
Remus and Voldie: phew!
Voldemort: **evil smile**
Voldie: **evil smile**
Everyone Else: **weird look**
Voldemort: **raise eyebrows**
Voldie: **blink a lot**
Camera Director: CUT!
Voldemort: **glare**
Voldie: **glare**
Everyone Else: **scared look**
The Camera Director freaks and runs away to a remote island just south of Australia where, shortly after, he dies of a heart attack when he sees Amelia Earheart.(A/N: I don't know how to spell that.)
Remus: Well, Ms. Narrator, that was very, um, enlightening.
Me!: Thank you. **big smile**
Remus: **bigger smile**
Voldemort: **really big smile**
Me!: **bigbigbig smile**
Remus: **bigbigbigbig smile**
Voldemort: **bigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbig smile**
Me!: (dramatic voice) Suddenly Voldemort's head explodes from the pressure of smiling that much! Oh no! What will happen now?!?
Remus: (dancing) I wiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn!!!! I wiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn!!!!! eeeeeehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Voldie: Oh well. He wasn't a very good uncle- or brother- or father- or whatever, anyhow.
Voldemort who's pretending to be me: But suddenly Voldemort's head grows back and the other narrator's head explodes!
Me!: Nuh-uh!! You died! You just don't want to admit it! **sticks out tongue**
Voldemort: All right. I suppose I can terrorize God when I'm dead. Just let me right my will.
Suddenly he brightens up.
Voldemort: Hey! Harry will be there!!! Kill me now! Kill me NOW!!!!!!
Me!: And so that's how it ended. Shortly after all the wizards were killed by some weird wizard disease so it was just like old times, with Voldemort chasing Harry around and basically terrorizing everyone.
THE END
A/N: I'm glad it ended like that. I know I sound like that means I'm not writing these but all I could imagine before was him being "Avada Kedvra" killed. :) Don't kill me Voldemort fans. Actually don't kill me anyone. Which you might do cause I kill everyone else (wizards) later. And that was truly the end. Look for other gameshows in the future- I'm working on a survivor type thing right now. Bye! Payce
A/N: The title explains it all. You don't want to know why, though. I'm sorry this one took so long. I was experimenting with stuff so the layout is a little different. I also started using those star things **smiles**. I'd say this is the most insanely humorous one yet. :)
Voldie: Welcome to the VKAWGAQW Show! Today is a very special episode!!! Today Voldemort will be playing along with Remus Lupin and Professor Trelawney. Voldemort, why do you feel qualified to win?
Voldemort: Because I usually host this show and know every question by heart!
Audience: That is so unfair! whisperwhisperwhisper.
Voldie: Well I don't really care if it's unfair! Honestly! Now Remus, why did you enter this show?
Remus: Because Sirius did it and I want to prove I'm as smart as him!
Voldie: Nice. Trelawney, why do you feel you can win this show?
Trelawney: Because I can sense the answers!
Audience: That's not fair either! whisperwhisperwhisper.
Voldie: Hey! These are randomly picked people!
Audience: Oh. Okay!
Voldie: Good. Trelawney, you will go first. Your question is what incantation is used to summon the dark mark?
T: Morsmorde.
Voldie: Good. Number two is.
T: HAHAHAHA!! I knew it!!! That proves to you that my powers are real!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra.
T: **falls over onto ground**
Audience: phew!
Camera People: phew!
Remus and Voldie: phew!
Voldemort: **evil smile**
Voldie: **evil smile**
Everyone Else: **weird look**
Voldemort: **raise eyebrows**
Voldie: **blink a lot**
Camera Director: CUT!
Voldemort: **glare**
Voldie: **glare**
Everyone Else: **scared look**
The Camera Director freaks and runs away to a remote island just south of Australia where, shortly after, he dies of a heart attack when he sees Amelia Earheart.(A/N: I don't know how to spell that.)
Remus: Well, Ms. Narrator, that was very, um, enlightening.
Me!: Thank you. **big smile**
Remus: **bigger smile**
Voldemort: **really big smile**
Me!: **bigbigbig smile**
Remus: **bigbigbigbig smile**
Voldemort: **bigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbig smile**
Me!: (dramatic voice) Suddenly Voldemort's head explodes from the pressure of smiling that much! Oh no! What will happen now?!?
Remus: (dancing) I wiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn!!!! I wiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn!!!!! eeeeeehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Voldie: Oh well. He wasn't a very good uncle- or brother- or father- or whatever, anyhow.
Voldemort who's pretending to be me: But suddenly Voldemort's head grows back and the other narrator's head explodes!
Me!: Nuh-uh!! You died! You just don't want to admit it! **sticks out tongue**
Voldemort: All right. I suppose I can terrorize God when I'm dead. Just let me right my will.
Suddenly he brightens up.
Voldemort: Hey! Harry will be there!!! Kill me now! Kill me NOW!!!!!!
Me!: And so that's how it ended. Shortly after all the wizards were killed by some weird wizard disease so it was just like old times, with Voldemort chasing Harry around and basically terrorizing everyone.
THE END
A/N: I'm glad it ended like that. I know I sound like that means I'm not writing these but all I could imagine before was him being "Avada Kedvra" killed. :) Don't kill me Voldemort fans. Actually don't kill me anyone. Which you might do cause I kill everyone else (wizards) later. And that was truly the end. Look for other gameshows in the future- I'm working on a survivor type thing right now. Bye! Payce