"CRIME DOESN'T PAY" is all that was going through Robocop's head as he began to fill out the answer sheet for his chemistry exam. He leaned his head on the his cool, robotic hand as he stared off, thinking about what he wanted to do that night. "I'll fight crime all night!", he exclaimed, accidentally out loud. He realized his mistake when he saw all of his classmates staring at him. One of them even called him a loser! Robocop ran out of the room, embarrassed. "I hate the ninth grade", he thought to himself. As he ran down the hallway, he noticed a man being stabbed next to the band room. Robocop, being resourceful, quickly shoved his rock-hard fist through the perpetrator's soft skull as if it were a bag of peaches that were made out of something that was soft. The man screamed "DANG, I'VE BEEN FOILED" as his body fell to the floor. The stabbing victim was already dead, but Robocop knew he was thankful.
LATER THAT DAY
Robocop arrived at his family's modest home, greeted by his cocker spaniel, Robert. "HELLO ROBERT", said Robocop, as he was crushing the dog's skull with his vice-like grip. Robocop knew that his dog's now-present brain damage was a sad but necessary sacrifice in the war against the scum of Detroit. His dog stumbled straight into the mailbox post as Robocop opened his front door. Something seemed off as he noticed that the door was not only unlocked, which was rare, but it was kicked in and splintered remains were all that were left of it. Robocop shrugged this off and proceeded to go to bed, due to it being a long day. He woke up to the dog bumping its still-recovering skull into his bed frame. Robocop gave his dog an even-further crippling smack on the spine as he walked out the door. He stepped over the smoldering corpses of his parents on the way to the stairs before stopping. "Wait a minute" he said, as he turned around and noticed the smoldering corpses of his parents! Robocop thought nothing of it and proceeded to go down the stairs. Another productive day awaited the ultimate cop!