It was a cold night at Freddy Fazbears.
Bonny grabbed my ass, and then he started banging me.
But that isn't what this story is about.
It's about tf2.
It was a cold night at my computer desk. I was rotting away while watching let's play channels. My parents are very disappointed at me. My parents hate me, they keep telling me "ALRIGHT SON GET YUR ASS ON THE CORN FIELDS OR DIE IN A FOREST FIRE!" but I'm allergic for corn :(((((((((((((.
Anyways my mum threw a creditcard at my face and asked me to by a gift for my dying grandfather, instead I bought a Mann Co Supply Crate key and MLP fleshlight. So in tf2 I opened my first crate. The lock was so cold that I had a little precum. Then I inserted the key into the hold and then the crate automatically opened. When the crate was opened, I got the blue MLP fleshlight. I could almost feel the buckets of cum in my pants. It was so shiny, the blue Mlp flasligt. I firmly grasped it in my hands, feeling the magic. I said "I am ready, my pony.". The fleshlight went dry in my anus. It slowly went in more and more. It felt so good. I said: "Yes, yes. I love it sempai.". Then Billy went into my basement and burned them. "WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR DICK INTO A PLASTIC THING? GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK!". Then I cried myself to sleep because I will never fuck a horse since I work in the cornfields. The next morning I ate Cheetos and dreamt about having sekcs with the pyro. Then my mom walked in and we had incest. That escalated quickly, but then again it's Ohio. Then my dad walked in, and he killed mum with a shotgun. "NOOOO" I screamt while she fell on my bag of Cheetos. "NOT THE CHEEOTS!" I cried for hours on my rainbow dash pillow. And then I worked in the cornfields and shat my pants. It felt nice, it felt like Cheetos.
Author's note: OOPS I FORGOT ABOUT TF2 LETS GO BACK ON TRACK
Then I had sex with the scout, soldier, pyro, demoman, heavy, engineer, medic, sniper and spy. The end.
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