A Different sort of Summary of 8-01
House was going to get out in five short days,
But he let his true nature get in the way
Standing in front of him, it was plain to see
Was a big, fat juicy mystery
He should've thought about how to survive
Pay the Vicodin and get out alive
But he saw the lady doc was out of the loop
So he jumped in and gave her the scoop
She didn't know what to make of House at first
He was just another mate, so she thought the worst
But House won her over with his brains and wit
Helped her see the puzzle, make the pieces fit.
To prove his point, to prove he was right.
Tossed the Vicodin which started a fight.
Cricket Man swooped in and House's butt saved
Put House in solitary 'cause he didn't behave
It looked like for once, House was going to be wrong,
That wasn't true, as we learned before too long.
What Dr. Adams did got her fired
But after House gets back to business, she'll be hired.
A few more months he'll have to stay
Until Foreman steps in and takes him away.
What happens next? The answer we seek
Comes in "Transplant" on Monday next week.