Yo awesomely awesome readers! (O 3 O)v I have finally decided to make a LuNa ffic and yesh, for once, I have attempted (Note: Attempted) to actually finish the story before uploading since I have the habit of tweaking past chapters (The shame DX). This was supposed to be a one-shot...then I decided on 4 chapters...then 6 chapters...then 7 but back to 6 again XD so enjoy! Oh yes, this is Senbei here (Aka, the one who has been stalking FT fanfics) Cup Ramen has helped with editing - Especially on the later chapters!

Disclaimer: Do I even need to do this? FT belongs to Mashima-sensei!

"What! No talking for three days?" screeched a desperate Natsu as he proceeded to wheeze and hack like an elderly man choking on his dentures.

Lucy stroked his back slowly, hoping to ease his coughing fit.

"I don't know what it is, but something seems to have infected his throat. Well, in any case, it must have been highly contaminated." Responded Wendy apologetically as she faced the stellar spirit mage.

She was soon going to be dispatched for a mission and Charle was dead-set against her 'wasting' her magic on the pink dragonslayer hence leading to plan B – Relying on the god-sent powers of the immune system.

Lucy raised a brow. Why did this contaminated something seem to ring a bell? Maybe it was the ice-cream that plummeted into the muddy puddle – Natsu was a heavy believer of the 'three-second rule' after all, but Happy had a few bites of that too right?…or maybe it was the rainbow-coloured flame that he had decided to consume in one gulp. Seeing as it was a potato-sack clad bandit who hurled it towards the two, it probably wasn't the best idea. Lucy cringed upon recalling the memory. Was it her imagination or did she spot an 'organism x' wriggling in that thing?

Chestnut orbs narrowed, she turned speedily towards her wheezing friend.

"Natsu-"

"Ididn't eat it because it was colourful and therefore appealing in anyway, k'?" He protested quickly, looking towards the side. Lucy face-palmed, trust the guy who mauled a bucket-load of awkward-looking mushrooms that practically screamed 'Imma the equivalent of ectasyyyy wooo!'... (A/N: The sentence where Natsu justifies his consumption of the rainbow thing was meant to be all stuck together-ish but fanfiction deleted it DX I just noticed)

"Anyhow, Lucy-san, I know this is a lot to ask of you, but can you please monitor him?" Pleaded Wendy.

"Wha-"

"I have a foreboding feeling that something horrible will happen if he's left on his own, and you're the only one who has control over him!" the younger girl cried, rivalling the speed of a tongue-twister champion. Wait; did she just use a big word that one wouldn't ever imagine Natsu recognising?

Lucy faced her little guild-mate, wincing in guilt as Wendy shot her the famous puppy dog eyes, hands knitted together. Heck, she may as well have had a halo on. T-too bright…inwardly stuttered the stellar spirit mage. Wait Lucy, you couldn't be falling fall this could you? The entity residing deep within her chided. As mean as it sounded, agreeing to the request meant she was voluntarily signing up for a long and torturous death. Yes Lucy, you just have to find the right words and she'll understand…Lucy's fists tightened. She was a writer; she could do this…right?

She let out a deep sigh.

"Finee…" Wait, what? DOH!

"Really Lucy-san? I knew you cared too much about him to reject!" squealed an ecstatic Wendy, ignoring completely, the blonde who was now smashing her head repeatedly on the nearby wall. She was doomed.

1 hour later:

"We were both young, when I first saw you.
I close my eyes and the flashback starts-
I'm standing there, on a balcony in summer air…."

Natsu sang, his voice sounding awfully like that of Taylor Swift's. Various guild-members cheered and hooted, Happy was rolling on the floor, unable to contain his laughter and Lucy, well, Lucy just watched from afar - the bar to be precise, unimpressed. The muted dragonslayer proceeded to do the chicken dance while waggling his eyebrows and continued to 'sing'.

"Hahaha! Oi, F-Flamehead, do the n-next song!" Cried Gray in-between laughs as he reached for the CD-player.

"Stupid Natsu." The blonde murmured under her breath.

"At least he looks like he's having fun." Commented a smiling Mirajane. Lucy let her head drop onto the counter. Right. He was having fun, lip-synching and ruining in the process various songs and she was stuck at the bar, trying to figure out how on Earth she was meant to keep him mute for the next three days. Let's face it; lip-synching was going to entertain him for at most another two hours.

"There, there." Comforted Mirajane as she patted Lucy on the head though really, she was eagerly waiting for some development between the two.

"Miraa~~~" Whined Lucy.

I hope you guys liked this chapter! It was pretty short and there weren't many LuNa moments (if any at all) but I promise that the next chappy will be longer and fluffier! I will update...when I feel like it...Jokes! Every two days? :D Let's see how this goes! Planning on updating the first few chapters (Not all at once though D:) but imma not sure about the ending half of it since imma not really satisfied with it atm. And please...I'm secretly insecure...Review please to keep me from committing self-harm? I'M JOKING! Let me know how I can improve and what you liked about it!