Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. But the plot's all mine. :)
Drag Queen adventures with Sugar and Spice. One straight, One Gay, together, one hell of a show.
Sugar is straight. He's got a girlfriend who's very supportive, almost too supportive. She turns out to be a lesbian.
"I think my girlfriend's a lesbian," he said to Spice.
"Well," The ever so encouraging Spice replied, "What do you expect; you're a smoking hot chick."
Spice is a homosexual and he's looking for love and screwing anybody who asks, just for a thrill. He lost his v-card at age fourteen to a twenty-sex year old model, and Spice topped.
"It's because he was always into porn," Sugar shuddered at the thought. "He knew exactly what to do."
"But freak if the idea of doing a guy in a dress makes you hot, I have sex as a man." Spice defended, winking at the end of his statement.
Sugar, on the other hand, has never had a sexual encounter before.
"That's why he's Sugar," Spice explained ruffling his friend's hair. "So sweet." Sugar glared at the boy.
He says that he's saving himself for the perfect girl and won't do anything until he finds one. Spice and Sugar have been Queens since age fourteen, the same year Spice lost his virginity.
"To that sexy model, right. 'I could just pound that for hours'." Sugar mocked. Spice responded by flipping his friend off.
They started doing drag when Spice tricked Sugar into doing it, and they fell in love with it. The lights, the stage, and most importantly, the attention.
"I swear I almost made Sugar orgasm once. We were in drag and I was grinding against him. Let me tell you something, that tuck was about to blow." Spice commented. Sugar blushed furiously, turning various shades of crimson, then shook it off.
"Spice, so not true. Girls get me hard. It was a bad tuck though. And doll," Sugar flashed Spice a smile. "Don't flatter yourself."
Spice gave Sugar an once over then walked behind him, snaking his arms around the boy's waist. Sugar blushed again and tried to relax, feigning laughter, which failed him. Spice spoke directly into the boy's ear.
"You know you want me inside you," Spice said, voice low and husky. His hot breath made Sugar shiver in his grasp. Spice purred and continued, "Don't worry, I'll cum inside you my little uke," Spice licked Sugar's earlobe and placed a kiss on his cheek, before releasing him.
Sugar quickly raced to the opposite side of the room, bracing himself on a wall, panting slightly. He was either really freaked out, or seriously turned on.
"How bout neither! Just uncomfortable." Sugar defended. Spice laughed.
So Sugar and Spice are everything nice. They perform at the Way to Dawn Club owned by Leather and Lace, two queens who do a show every other night there. Leather and Spice shack up often, leaving Sugar and Lace to hang out.
"Hey, no fair, that was supposed to be a secret," Spice complained.
"Well, it was kind of obvious Spicey Baby." Sugar taunted.
Leather and Lace are their best friends and by far some of the fiercest queens in the universe second only to Sugar and Spice. As Men, these queens are known as Sora and Roxas, one with sensual chocolate hair and other with and airy blonde. They are fierce, and by fierce, the definition here is sexy. Those blue eyes are to die for and Spice has the nicest ass this side of Radiant Garden.
"Well, well," Spice chuckled. "Looking's for free but touching is going to cost you."
Sugar shoved his partner out of the way, inquiring, "What is this about anyway? What do you guys want?"
Behind Sugar, Spice had his back toward where his friend was looking. Spice swayed his hips, moving them in circles, trying to seduce all who were watching.
These queens sure have an exciting life, so the ladyboys' obviously need their stories told.
Spice quickly turned around. "What? Wait, you mean that we're getting a reality TV show." He looked toward Sugar. "Dude, this is epic!"
Sugar beamed toward his friend and then turned to face where he was previously looking. "Where do we sign?"
Author's note: Interesting? I know I've never read anything like this. Would you guys do me a favor and tell me what you think? I'd hate to be writing this and have no one like it or read it. And If you didn't catch on. Roxas is Spice and Sora is Sugar.
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