AN: I don't even know

One day, two boys burst through the doors of a pet shop, causing disruption to all those in the store.

"Look at the puppies, Sasuke!" Naruto shouted obnoxiously, grabbing the other boy's hand and causing him to blush a dark red.

"Calm down, Naruto!" Sasuke said.

Naruto stopped at a beagle. "Whoa! I want this one!"

"That one is cute, but I like cats better," Sasuke said, but to no avail.

"Ooh! Look at the Shih Tzu!" Naruto continued, ignoring Sasuke's statement.

Finally, they stopped upon a Dalmatian. The dog looked at the two, blinked in confusion, and yawned. It was destiny.

"OH MY GOODNESS WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS DALMATIAN!" Naruto screamed, causing many nearby shoppers to glare at him.

Sasuke summoned the shopkeeper with his supah ninja powers. The shopkeeper was blonde.

"We want this dog!" Sasuke said. He agreed that it was destiny for the two to own this puppy.

"I'm sorry, this dog is already bought. The new owners are coming to get it later," the shopkeeper said, pointing at the giant red "SOLD" sign beside the Dalmatian's cage.

"Whatdafuk?" Sasuke said. "Who bought it?"

"A nice couple over the phone. They should be here any second," the shopkeeper said, running a hand through his blonde hair that was blonde.

"But we are NINJAS!" Naruto explained.

"That is no excuse."

"GAH! DALMATIAN-JITSU!" Naruto screamed. Nothing happened.

Before the shopkeeper could ask what Naruto was doing, the door of the pet shop opened and two new people stepped in. They looked familiar. Sasuke realized that it was…

"Rock Lee? And Gaara?" he questioned.

The new intruders stared at him like a frog about to be squashed by a tree. "Oh no!" Gaara said. "We have been caught!"

"Caught with what?" Naruto asked stupidly.

"You discovered that we are betrothed!" Rock Lee screamed.

"Be-what?" Naruto asked even more stupidly.

"We are engaged!" Gaara announced.

"WHUT!" Sasuke, Naruto, and the blonde shopkeeper all screamed at the same time.

All of the sudden, Neji ran through the door.

"Don't marry him!" he screamed.

"OMG why?" both Gaara and Rock Lee said, neither one knowing whom Neji was talking about.

"Rock Lee, don't marry Gaara!" Neji bawled.

"Uh why?"

"Because…. BECAUSE I love you!" Neji wailed.

"Too bad I love Gaara and I will never ever love you, no matter how cute your name is," Rock Lee said.

"Back to business!" Naruto said. "You bitchy sons of hoebags are stealing our Dalmatian!"

"What? We bought it fair and square!" Gaara said.

"Well we'll tell everyone you're engaged if you don't give it to us!" Sasuke said. He has a big brain so he thought of that idea.

Meanwhile, Neji was crying in a corner and the shopkeeper was shampooing his blonde blond hair.

"How about we let it out of the cage and see who it goes to?" Rock Lee suggested. His brain was big too but not as big as Sasuke's.

"Okay," SasuNaru agreed.

The shopkeeper unlocked the dog cage with his blonde hair of blondeness. The dog looked around the room at all its potential owners.

"Here, puppy!" Naruto shouted, but the dog saw his fox-face things and thought they were cat whiskers.

"Ew, cats," the Dalmatian thought.

It also looked at Rock Lee. "Ugly eyebrows," it thought to itself, and laughed at its own cruel joke.

Then it turned, and saw Neji crying in the corner.

"Such a cute name!" The Dalmatian thought, and ran to Neji.

"WHAT?" Naruto, Sasuke, Rock Lee, Sakura, Gaara, and the Shopkeeper all shouted in surprise.

"Haha fuck you guys the dog likes me," Neji shouted as he left the shop with the Dalmatian in his arms.

AN: I don't know if you could tell, but the shopkeeper was Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter.