Disclaimer: Tolkien own the characters that we all love so much…:- )

Warnings: Slash, male pregnancy. You have been warned!!!

Pairing: Arwen/Aragorn/Legolas

A/N: Revised version!!! How could I write Gondor instead of Minas Tirith!!! * Kicking herself to the head*. Okay, this will be my take on Aragorn/Legolas…:- ) What if it wasn't Legolas who was pregnant? As some might know I'm not into Aragorn/Legolas slash fics but this is a gentle humorous fic so you can all take it easy. :- ) I'm not going to be cruel to anyone. Oh, forgot to add one more thing: I know men can't be pregnant…but why should that fact stop me??    

"It can't be!!! It simply can't be…!" Legolas yelled - almost screamed in disbelief. He had just returned to Minas Tirith from Ithilien to spend some quality time with his friend and lover. But the reception at the king's court hadn't exactly been what he had expected. It was true Aragorn had anxiously pulled him to his bedchamber but not to make love to him like he had first thought but to break unbelievable news to him.

"You have to be mistaken!" Legolas repeated about thousand times before the crowded King of Gondor made him stop. He covered Legolas' mouth with his hand. He would have preferred doing it with his own mouth but then he couldn't have said anything.

"I'm not! Just take a look at me!" He said and removed his beautiful green tunic to reveal his already swollen belly. Legolas kept staring at it for several moments before he finally was able to say something

"Perhaps you have just eaten too much and grown fat." He suggested hesitantly. He noticed distantly he had started sweating and it was something elves rarely did.

"No!! Remember, I'm a healer. I know these things." Aragorn muttered silently and rubbed his eyebrows. He felt hungry although he had already eaten a horse that day. 

"I suppose it can't be Arwen's…" Legolas' voice was nothing but a whisper and Aragorn cast him an angry look

"You know that is technically impossible." He said and grinned as he continued.

"Arwen doesn't have that certain thing that is needed in taking a man. Only one who could have caused this to me is you, Legolas." With these words he made sure Legolas couldn't have any doubts about the matter. Legolas couldn't help but smirk a little. This new state of affairs could prove to be very interesting indeed.

"Imagine yourself breaking the news to your kingdom: "Citizens of Gondor! I have good news to you! I am pregnant!"" He said and started laughing merrily. Eventually the thought that his beloved Estel was carrying his child filled him with happiness and love. After awhile Aragorn let out a weird giggle too, so happy the sound of Legolas laughing made him. He pulled the golden haired elf into a tight embrace and kissed his silken lips softly.

"What will Arwen think about this?" The elf-prince finally asked when they broke their kiss. A thoughtful look spread on to his fair face. He knew Arwen was aware and accepting the relationship he had with her husband but he thought this minor change in things would surely drive her insane.

 "Oh, Arwen won't be a problem. She is pregnant too. If we have any luck we will deliver on the very same day. It's almost like having twins. But Legolas…" Aragorn looked now pleadingly at his lover.

"You have to stay here in Gordor and help me with my pregnancy. Please?" He asked and considered the possibility of using his position of power to order Legolas to stay. During the weeks after his coronation it had slowly sunk into his mind that he truly was a king. A KING.

"STAY!!!" He commanded and the elf-prince had no choice but to obey his master/lover/friend.

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A/N: So what do you think? I know my English sucks and that this is short but what do you think of the idea?