A/N: It would be wise not to take this fic seriously! This is purely for random. Other then that, enjoy. End A/N
It was Friday night. Me and my friend Zeckos were sitting on the couch watching random crap on TV. That was until my friend got an epic idea.
"Hey Jakar! What do you think would happen if someone were to take a shotgun blast to the face?" He asked.
"I don't know man, wanna find out?"
"Hell yeah dude!"
Of course, my friend would never let me try something that stupid, but he was drunk out his mindz.
"Oooh, dude. Get the camera, we gotta film this man." He stated.
"No, you get it. I'll get the shotgun."
"Fine."
I proceeded to walk into my bedroom. 'Where the hell did I put it...' I opened a droor, and found it inside. 'Alright!' I loaded it and went back out of the room.
"You got the camera?" I asked.
"Yeah!"
"LETS DO DIS!"
We both proceeded to walk outside.
"Alright, set the camera up on the table." I said, pointing to the table.
"Ok. It's recording give me the shotgun."
I proceeded to give it to him.
"Alright, this is...shotgun...blast to face thingy." He began.
"Lol you suck and making names."
"Shud up. I canz do it. This is...Blast of shotgun. Alright, LETS DO THIZ!"
He proceeded to point at my face and shoot, missing horribly.
"That was a total fail." I stated.
"Ah shud up. I missed purposely."
"Yeah, you totally did."
"I did dude! Now shut up so I can aim straight."
He proceeded to shoot again, missing horribly yet again.
"You know what let me do it."
"No no, I can do itz. Den we can put it on youtubes. LOTS of views lols."
"YeahZ!"
He proceeded to again, finally hitting me in the face.
"OOOOH DUDE! THAT WAS FUCKED UP!" He said, but I didn't hear him. Everything was black.
"Hello?" I called out, nothing.
"Hmm, maybe nothing is a person. Oh yeah! I still have that plate of fudge in my pocket."
I pulled it out to see it had completely melted. I ate it anyway.
"That was good. Where the hell am I?"
I looked around, but all I saw was black.
"Hmm, black. The color of that stuff you find in suburbs and NYC."
I proceeded to see a light off in the distance.
"Ooh, a light. Dun dun dun duuuuun, dundun dun dddun." I eventually passed through the light.
I opened my eyes to find I was in a forest.
"Forest! I must be a link!"
I got up and looked around. Trees were everywhere, along with many animals.
"I'm just gonna run in one direction."
I proceeded to run straight.
"Oooh! An apple!"
I grabbed the apple and began eating it while continuing to run straight.
I eventually arrived at the edge of the forest. I looked ahead to see what looked like a town.
"A town!" I began to run toward it.
Within a few minutes I had arrived. Everyone here seemed to be ponies.
"Ponies!" I yelled as I ran everywhere. Upon seeing me, they began to run away.
"I, am, a briefcase!"
I noticed a purple pony running towards me.
"Hey! You wanna see if I exist?"
She looked at me like I was completely insane.
"I like ponies." I stated.
"Um, okay. What are you?" She asked me.
"I'm a briefcase!"
"...What?" She asked, wondering if she had heard me correctly.
"Who are you?" I asked.
"...I'm Twilight Sparkle. Who are you?"
"I'm Jakar. My friends say my brain resembles that of a toothbrush."
"Um...okay. Where did you come from?" She asked.
"I came from wonderland! Where you can find mansions and trays of metal food!"
"Could you please try being serious?"
"Not being serious is serious business." I said with a straight face.
"Look, why don't you come to my library. We'll try to explain things there." Twilight offered.
"Yeah!"
We both proceeded to head in the direction of the library.
A/N: Chapter one over. Hope you enjoyed? Chapters for this shouldn't take too long lol. End A/N