"Hey Dry Bowser, why don't you care about forests?"
Dry Bowser brushed his red hair back. "Well, there was this dumb plumber who thought it would be a good idea to get lost in it."
"So, uh, you might be wondering why we are in this forest," Mario said as he was leading a bunch of Toads through the Vidirian Forest.
"To catch some bugs, right?" A Toad spoke up.
"You could definitely say that, but-"
"Come on, just spill it out already!" Another Toad impatiently snapped as he was getting unruly.
Mario sighed as he turned around, moving his right hand around while adjusting his cap. "Fine, we're looking for a rare stone."
The Toads began laughing their heads off as Mario sighed, with the wild Pokemon watching them as a Pikachu scurried up to them, tilting his head in confusion.
A different Toad pointed at the wild Pikachu. "Hey, isn't that the guy you fought with in Smash Bros?"
"Well, it's not that Pikachu, but it is a Pikachu." Mario explained as he rubbed the back of his head. "I don't know why this one is here to-"
The Pikachu laughed as he charged up electricity in his red pouches, the yellow mouse Pokemon using a Thunderbolt to paralyze the group as he then took Mario's red cap and dashed into the forest. Mario groaned as he was really attatched to his cap, and he wasn't going to let anyone take it away from him.
"...So what happened to it?"
Dry Bowser was polishing off his dusty bones. "What do you think/ He died."