Meg hits the weed.

Sumary :

What happens if Meg Griffin suddenly smokes weed once a week, In the Griffin residence basement.
When she hits that shit, Not even Jack Hailey can get away from her hornyness and scatter laughter.

(WARNING : BEWARE, MEG CAN GET THE MUNCHIES AT THIS PART!!!!!!)

Disclaimer : No I do not own any of the following Family guy characters. (Except for Jack Hailey, That is my own creations).

Chapter I : What the fuck!!!!!

It was silent in the basement, In a home on spooner street, Where a teenage girl sat on an old couch, Once belonged to Lennie Griffith, That used to live in the basement.
Meg had gotten hold on some of the Quahog Cheap ass weed, Rolled in a nice pre-rolled joint.
She had been dying to try out some of this, Ever since she was 15... Maybe that's what caused her unpopularitty, She never tried out any drug before in her life... She was 17 now...

By the time it was 10:30 P.M, With no one in sight, She got a lighter out of her pocket, That she stole out of her moms purse, Lighted that sucker up and took a drag.
However, Since Meg never started up smoking, The smoke hitted her lungs like a bomb, Making her cough them up. (In A figure of speech).
Trying to cover up her coughs, A voice came from upstairs, Asking if Meg was okay.

'Yes' Meg Answered back, Giving her a somewhat dry answered 'okay' back at her.

She somehow waited before taking the next drag from her weed laced cigarette.
After a 30 second wait, She just dragged at it, Inhaling the good smoke in an instant, This time being somewhat gentle on her lungs.
Meg didn't feel anything special or odd yet, Untill A lightheaded feeling followed,Slowly creeping up uppon her, Making her head spin around a couple of degrees.
'What the fuck' Meg though to herself, As her whole state was suddenly 50 % sedated and 50 % weird, But it feld good somehow.

She just got down, Laid on the old couch standing in the basement, Trying to figure out what it was that suddenly hit her, While taking another drag.
She feld weird all of a sudden, As Meg actually had a feeling of arms lifting her up from the couch, In a strange state of conscience.
Is wasn't a bad feeling, But Meg was still suprised about the efect that suddewnly came hitting her from around the corner.
All of her bad feelings were suddenly put aside, While happy thoughts came in.

Strangely enough, That was not really how weed would work, But them again, All drugs seem to have some beneficial effects that turn out different then others might tell you.
Meg Suddenly didn't hate everything in the world, As her mind was clouded with the THC, Hitting her lungs.

For the first time, She feld happy and not so hated.
She took the last few drags from the weed laced cigarette, Putting it out in Lennie's old ashtray, Enjoying the gulves of whatever coming on to her.
'This feeling makes me feel... Better than ever' Meg told herself softly, While checking out herself being stoned on Lennie's old couch.

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Lennie was an old drug adict, Used to resolve his problems with any kind of drug, But he was known to dive into Crystal Meth a lot of times.
He cutted back on the habit somehow, Getting himself into serious depressions at the time being.
He lived in the Griffins basement, Trying to get all the things in his life with just a wellfare check, Smoking and drinking... He tried to fit in the american spirit...

Later on, He killed himself with an O.D of Heroin, Having enough of all the crap that seemed to control his life... Meg was his soulmate somehow, But even her arms couldn't keep his mind away from death.

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She laid down, Feeling all kinds of pricklings to her skin, That was her high right then.
She strangely knew that Jack Hailey would come back to his room, Seeing her on the old couch, Where he would sleep on every night.
Then, The door openned, Meg suddenly turning her face at A highly intoxicated Jack Hailey, Only saying a dry 'Hi' at that moment.
Jack just sat down, Turning on the T.V and just watching some sad opera.

Meg tapped on his arm, Playing a little game on him... 'Guess who?' Meg told him, Making Jack turn his drunken head...

'Hey Meg' Jack Answered dry, Turning his head back to the T.V again...

'Can you guess what i am?' Meg asked Jack.

'Stoned as hell' was Jack's reply... Meg, You're stoned ass hell.'