AN IDEA!!! I just got the idea for this... Muahahahaha!!! No, never mind, bad idea... If anyone is reading this, here's an idea. 'Interview With The Umpire.' A parody of Ann Rices 'Interview With The Vampire.' But now on to my fic. This is very odd and meaningless. Or at least I hope it will be. So, here's... Something.... (It's part of my catch phrase. I ALWAYS say 'So, here's... Something....' and 'Goodbye for now, people!')
Tenchi sat on a chair he had brought with him. He looked at his surroundings and quickly discovered that everything was white at the South Pole. Then a penguin waddled up to him. "Hello, little guy!" Tenchi cheerfully greeted the penguin. "I'm not a guy. I'm a girl. My name's Penny. Penny the penguin." Tenchi stared at the penguin with his mouth wide open. "Sorry, I don't have any food. So what's your name, human?" Tenchi introduced himself, and then the penguin sat down in front of him. "You seem nice enough. I'm bored, there isn't uch to do here in the South Pole. So I'll talk to you, if you don't mind."
"Uh... Sure, Penny. Right... I'll sit here and talk to a penguin... And the penguin will talk back... And then... Well, I'd say 'and then aliens will land,' but they already have. They're everywhere, I tell you!" Penny threw a snowball at Tenchi. "You're starting to annoy me, human. Do you know what happens to anyone who annoys Penny the Penguin?" Tenchi shook his head. "I call Chippy the chipmunk and he deals with the person that annoys me. Do you want that to happen to you?" Tenchi laughed. "Yeah, like I'm afraid of a little chipmunk." Penny opened her mouth and made a very high-pitched noise. Soon afterwards a chipmunk appeared in front of Tenchi. "That's the one, Chippy." Penny informed him.
Chippy glared evilly at Tenchi. It was a glare so evil that Tenchi could only stare back at the chipmunk in fear. Chippy continued glaring at Tenchi, his glare getting more and more menacing every second. "AAAAHHHHH!!! Stop it, please! You're scaring me!" Tenchi began crying, but never once was he able to close his eyes or look away from Chippy. Then Chippy blinked. "Oh, no! How is this possible? A human has beaten me in a staring contest!" Chippy fell forward onto the ground and began crying. "A staring contest?" Chippy nodded his head. "yes, you've beaten me, Chippy the chipmunk, at a staring contest. A feat nobody else has ever been able to come close to accomplishing."
Tenchi picked up the chipmunk and drop-kicked it to Florida. Then Penny the penguin began pecking Tenchi between the legs. "OWWW!!! STOP IT!!!" Eventually Tenchi fainted, and was later rescued by Ryoko and Ayeka. As for Penny the penguin, she wrote a book on her experiences with Tenchi and Chippy and made millions. She retired only a week after she met Tenchi and lived happily ever after.
I told you it was odd and meaningless. Please review it! And now I will leave... So, goodbye for now people!
Tenchi sat on a chair he had brought with him. He looked at his surroundings and quickly discovered that everything was white at the South Pole. Then a penguin waddled up to him. "Hello, little guy!" Tenchi cheerfully greeted the penguin. "I'm not a guy. I'm a girl. My name's Penny. Penny the penguin." Tenchi stared at the penguin with his mouth wide open. "Sorry, I don't have any food. So what's your name, human?" Tenchi introduced himself, and then the penguin sat down in front of him. "You seem nice enough. I'm bored, there isn't uch to do here in the South Pole. So I'll talk to you, if you don't mind."
"Uh... Sure, Penny. Right... I'll sit here and talk to a penguin... And the penguin will talk back... And then... Well, I'd say 'and then aliens will land,' but they already have. They're everywhere, I tell you!" Penny threw a snowball at Tenchi. "You're starting to annoy me, human. Do you know what happens to anyone who annoys Penny the Penguin?" Tenchi shook his head. "I call Chippy the chipmunk and he deals with the person that annoys me. Do you want that to happen to you?" Tenchi laughed. "Yeah, like I'm afraid of a little chipmunk." Penny opened her mouth and made a very high-pitched noise. Soon afterwards a chipmunk appeared in front of Tenchi. "That's the one, Chippy." Penny informed him.
Chippy glared evilly at Tenchi. It was a glare so evil that Tenchi could only stare back at the chipmunk in fear. Chippy continued glaring at Tenchi, his glare getting more and more menacing every second. "AAAAHHHHH!!! Stop it, please! You're scaring me!" Tenchi began crying, but never once was he able to close his eyes or look away from Chippy. Then Chippy blinked. "Oh, no! How is this possible? A human has beaten me in a staring contest!" Chippy fell forward onto the ground and began crying. "A staring contest?" Chippy nodded his head. "yes, you've beaten me, Chippy the chipmunk, at a staring contest. A feat nobody else has ever been able to come close to accomplishing."
Tenchi picked up the chipmunk and drop-kicked it to Florida. Then Penny the penguin began pecking Tenchi between the legs. "OWWW!!! STOP IT!!!" Eventually Tenchi fainted, and was later rescued by Ryoko and Ayeka. As for Penny the penguin, she wrote a book on her experiences with Tenchi and Chippy and made millions. She retired only a week after she met Tenchi and lived happily ever after.
I told you it was odd and meaningless. Please review it! And now I will leave... So, goodbye for now people!