--Answer the Smashers—

Jigglyman: Fine, I admit it. This is just a really sad idea to start a new trend. But if you don't try it out, well… (points a machine gun at your head) Now, let's start.

Audience: BOO! We hate this show!

Jigglyman: -_-; I've only spoken three sentences.

Audience: …We knew that.

Jigglyman: The rules are… instead of ask the smashers, the reviewers will have to answer the questions I ask. The person (or object) who comes with the most absurd, abnormal, strange, irregular, odd, bizarre, weird, ridiculous… etc. answer wins…

Pichu: …a ride with Tinky Winky!

(everyone stares at Pichu)

Guy in Audience: What's a Tink-ee Wink-ee?

Pichu: A Tele—

Jigglyman: All right, EHOUGH! (everyone stares at him) Anyway…

Pichu: The first question is… would you really, really like a ride with Tinky—

Jigglyman: Who's your favorite character in Super Smash Bros. Melee? MWA HA HA HA HA HA! In fact, this is so serious, you cannot make it un-serious!

Pichu: The answers will be of course, me.

Jigglyman: You wish. (ahem) Answer away!

Robot Voice: You may only answer one question per person.

(Pichu pouts)

Robot Voice: …or animal.

(a box pouts)

Robot Voice: (sweatdrops) …or object.