Yoshiki: …Fuck, they left me behind… Goddammit. Those fucking scrub lords can't even 360 no scope. I literally can't even right now. How are they going to win that dope MLG tournament without me? No one has ever done that... NO ONE HAS EEEEVVER DONE THAT IN THE HISTORY OF DOTA! Satoshi can't even hard scope. He's not phaze clan material! And Naomi's not even clutch. How could they just leave me. How could this happen to me? Atleast I still have this dank og blunt though. Oh look I found some Doritios and . Ahhhh YEAAA BOOOIII.
[Enter Sachiko]
Sachiko: Wat? Wat you still doing here m8? I though you left bro. dafuq? Are you trying to find the rarest Pepe. Too l8 m8 I already have the rarest so go home scrub.
Yoshiki: shut up bitch and go make me a sammich. Why aren't in da kitchen hoe?
Sachiko: you wot m8. I'll wreck u swear on me mum. You cheeky bugga
Yoshiki: fuck u cunt. Go play with dem lil kids. Dis for big boooiiiis. BB
Sachiko: O rlly? 1v1 quickscope scrub no hardscope n00b. first kill wins
[MLG Game ensues]
Yoshiki: I got this hoe you'll owe me a sammich cunt
Sachiko: K blow me
[Yoshiki loses]
Yoshiki: fucking hacks
Sachiko: rekt
[wrong end]