Introduction:
A solid black screen. A pair of voluptuous blood red lips appear on the screen, and the camera slowly moves in for a close up. As the mouth opens, we note that she has a prominent pair of fangs, stained with a tiny bit of fresh blood, which matches her lipstick.
She begins to sing:
Joss Whedon was mad
Cause the movie was bad,
and the critics were unkind.
So he moved to TV,
Where we all could see,
The brilliance inside his mind.
Then he put Marti to work-
Although some think shes a jerk-
And they brought us the Buffyverse.
And at a deadly speed
Long before Wildfeed
We were put under the Buffy curse:
Chorus:
Science fiction, Buffy feature
Maggie Walsh will build a creature.
See robots fighting, in place of Buffy,
And a librarian, who's rather stuffy.
Wuh uh uh oh o-o-oh
At the late night, Buffy feature, picture show.
We saw Tara and Willow
Sharing a pillow
When Oz the Werewolf took a hike.
And we really got hot
When we thought the Buffybot
Was real and was sleeping with Spike.
Dawn made out with a vamp
But she's not a tramp
She was doing it for the thrills.
And Anya got snide,
When Xander said to his bride,
"Now its my turn to head for the hills,"
In a...
Chorus:
Science fiction, Buffy feature
A praying mantis was Xander's teacher.
See Dawn whining at her sister
'Cause if she vanished, no one would miss her.
Wuh uh uh oh o-o-oh
At the late night, Buffy feature, picture show.
I wanna go
Wuh oh o-o-oh
To the late night, Buffy feature, we will see-
By ME,
We-eee-e-e-ee
To the late night, Buffy feature, it will be
On TV,
Oh oh o-o-oh
To the late night, Buffy feature, picture show!