Douchebag groaned and sat up. He blinked the bright sunlight out of his eyes. Just last night, he had been betrayed by Princess Kenny. The stupid cunt in the orange parka had tried to kill him, and Douchebag only managed to defeat him by farting on his balls. Douchebag looked at his role-playing garbs, which lay on the chest at the foot of his bed. He shrugged and pulled on his normal clothes, deciding to just sit home and relax today. His parents had to work today, and school was still cancelled. He walked downstairs, grabbed an apple from the kitchen, and plopped down on the couch to watch TV. As he ate his apple slowly, he couldn't help notice that his mind was on something else. He couldn't stop thinking about that Annie girl. She was so nice to him. He imagined her kind face flashing a smile at him. Then he imagined caressing her curly blonde hair lovingly. He blinked, pulling himself out of his imagination. Annie was a nice girl, but he doubted she felt that way about him. He couldn't get his mind off Annie, so he just turned the TV off and walked outside. He looked at his half eaten apple and walked towards Cartman's house, aimed, and threw the apple into the backyard before walking away. Douchebag couldn't help but snicker when he heard the fatass Wizard King shout in pain before blaming it on Butters. Soon he found himself just walking around the park when he heard voices.

"I don't know girls, what if he doesn't like me back?" Douchebag realized it was Annie speaking. He jumped behind a bench. He peeked over, spotting Annie talking to Red and Nelly.

"Don't be like that Annie! Of course he likes you!" Nelly assured her.

"Yeah, I've seen how Douchebag looks at you. Of course he likes you!" Red told her. Douchebag felt his heart flutter. Eventually, the two girls gave up trying to convince Annie and just walked away. Douchebag left his hiding spot and walked up to her. Annie turned and jumped at the sight of him.

"Oh… H-how long have you been here?" Annie gasped.

"…"

"Did you hear me talking with the girls!?" Annie asked, frightened. Douchebag nodded.

"Oh you don't have to say it!" Annie shrieked. "You don't like me back! I'm sorry I've been a nuisance-."

"I love you." Douchebag suddenly interrupted. Annie gasped as she heard him speak for the first time ever.

"Wh-what?"

"I said, I love you."

"Y-you can talk?" Douchebag smiled, rolling his eyes. He stepped towards her and wrapped his arm around her waist. Annie gave a yelp of surprise, only to be cut off when Douchebag planted his lips against hers. She was stunned for a moment, then, with a soft moan, she closed her eyes and wrapped her arms around his shoulders. He pressed deeper into the kiss, prompting Douchebag to press his tongue against her lips. She opened her mouth, allowing the boy's tongue to basically slide against her own. She gave another moan as the boy ran his hand through her hair. The two pulled away, gasping for breath. Their lips were connected by a thin trail of saliva. Annie looked at him, and he pulled her into a hug, earning a giggle from her.

"Does this mean we're a couple now?" Annie asked.

"Well that depends, do you want to be my girlfriend?" She smiled.

"Yes."

"Then we're a couple now." Annie giggled and kissed him again. They both stood there, enjoying the embrace.

XOXOXO

Yes people, it's true, I can write a romance story. And yes, I do think Annie and Douchebag would be a perfect couple.