A/N: Well... it's been a long time, but I am going to update this. Wow.
Anyway, these are my muses. Vincent, Sephiroth, Locke, Reno, Tidus, Tasuki,
Duo, and Rikku. The list has grown significantly since last time. Daisy
Grey (fellow author) spend our time during school musing and writing, and
not much else. I'll be posting every single one of these that I type up
into a chaptered fic. Whee! This is an older one, so it's not as good.
Enjoy.
Random Musings...
Beware.
Locke is lying on the couch, EXTREMELY fatigued, while Sephiroth is bandaging his left arm and shoulder in gauze. Kinneas is not helping them at all, mainly due to her bishounen-torture fetish.
Sephiroth: *glares at Locke* One of these days, I am going to kill you.
Locke: *opens one eye* Somehow I doubt that. *closes eyes, pulls off bandana, wipes sweat off of face with it*
Duo: *senses danger and changes subject* So... Kinneas! Since you've really taken an interest in Glenn from Chrono Cross, why don't you add him to the muse room?
Kinneas: I will if Daisy agrees.... OOH! STORY ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! Who wants to go this time?! *crickets chirp* ........
Reno: How 'bout Vampy over there?
Vincent: *glares* My name is Vincent, and I'd rather not.
Reno: I don't give a flying f—
Rikku: Hey now! That's enough of that!!
Reno: AS I WAS SAYING before I was Oh-so-rudely interrupted, I don't... care... who does it, as long as it's not me.
Tidus: Make Vincent do it. It's his turn.
Vincent: I have gone TWICE as much as you have! I've been a muse since the beginning!
Cloud: What, do you want an award or something?
Vincent: No, I'm just saying that... *shrugs and sighs exasperatedly* ...Fine. *stands up*
Kinneas: Okie, thanks for volunteering, Vinny!
Vincent: Would you like me to call you "Kinny"? If not, please refrain, cease, and desist.
Kinneas: *shuts up and hands Vincent the script*
Vincent: Thank you... Kinny...
Kinneas: ERGH!!
Vincent: *smirks, shrugs, pulls out John Lennon glasses from pocket, puts them on, and begins reading* Attention, all muses! Since the wonderful, fantastic, highly acclaimed author known as the Beautiful Kin— I'm not reading this!
Kinneas: You will too read it, or it's off to the shackles for you!!
Reno: *snorts*
Sephiroth: Send him off anyway!
Vincent: *stiffens* Fine... but I'm editing out the biased parts!
Shuichi: Just READ!
Vincent .......Since Kinneas has already informed... *scans next few lines and ends up flipping to a new page* ...Daisy Grey of her Sun-Jupiter idea, here is a report of... the new story idea with Chrono Cross. This revo— ...story shall be simply entitled "Hell". It features two elongated parts, detailing Lynx/Serge/Yamaneko/Wazuki/Big-scary-cat-man-in-Serge's-body's kidnapping of Kid and Glenn, Kid's apparent "brainwashing", and what precisely went... *squints* down... in the... *looks up* I refuse to read anymore of this. It is stupid—
Kinneas: *eyes narrow*
Shuichi: Uh oh...
Vincent: —and you now understand the premise, so I AM DONE! *throws script on the ground, stomps on it, takes off glasses and puts them away*
Locke: Vincent, when Kinneas kills you, can I have your CD's?
Vincent: *opens mouth to speak, but is thrown into a wall, arms now shackled and duct tape over his mouth*
Sephiroth and Duo: HA!
Kinneas: *lowers hand from snapping position* I am God. Do not defy me, Valentine.
Reno: *mutters to Tidus* If that's the face of God, I'd rather go to Hell...
Vincent: Mmmmph!!!
Kinneas: No. *snaps fingers and Vincent's red cloak flies off and onto Duo's head, and Vincent's top four shirt buttons disappear*
Vincent: *glare of DEATH(tm)* Mmmmph...
Kinneas: Don't EVEN go there! *snaps again; a blast of cold air hits Vincent* Gonna be good now?
Vincent: *shivers* ...mmm... *winces and shudders again*
Kinneas: Good. *turns to others* ^_^ Howdy!
All, sans Sephiroth and Locke: Gah!! *run away*
-Fin-
Feelin' the weirdness yet? There's better stuff that I'll get typed up in my spare time, which, given the JAPN 3501 courses I have to take, isn't much. Later!
Random Musings...
Beware.
Locke is lying on the couch, EXTREMELY fatigued, while Sephiroth is bandaging his left arm and shoulder in gauze. Kinneas is not helping them at all, mainly due to her bishounen-torture fetish.
Sephiroth: *glares at Locke* One of these days, I am going to kill you.
Locke: *opens one eye* Somehow I doubt that. *closes eyes, pulls off bandana, wipes sweat off of face with it*
Duo: *senses danger and changes subject* So... Kinneas! Since you've really taken an interest in Glenn from Chrono Cross, why don't you add him to the muse room?
Kinneas: I will if Daisy agrees.... OOH! STORY ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! Who wants to go this time?! *crickets chirp* ........
Reno: How 'bout Vampy over there?
Vincent: *glares* My name is Vincent, and I'd rather not.
Reno: I don't give a flying f—
Rikku: Hey now! That's enough of that!!
Reno: AS I WAS SAYING before I was Oh-so-rudely interrupted, I don't... care... who does it, as long as it's not me.
Tidus: Make Vincent do it. It's his turn.
Vincent: I have gone TWICE as much as you have! I've been a muse since the beginning!
Cloud: What, do you want an award or something?
Vincent: No, I'm just saying that... *shrugs and sighs exasperatedly* ...Fine. *stands up*
Kinneas: Okie, thanks for volunteering, Vinny!
Vincent: Would you like me to call you "Kinny"? If not, please refrain, cease, and desist.
Kinneas: *shuts up and hands Vincent the script*
Vincent: Thank you... Kinny...
Kinneas: ERGH!!
Vincent: *smirks, shrugs, pulls out John Lennon glasses from pocket, puts them on, and begins reading* Attention, all muses! Since the wonderful, fantastic, highly acclaimed author known as the Beautiful Kin— I'm not reading this!
Kinneas: You will too read it, or it's off to the shackles for you!!
Reno: *snorts*
Sephiroth: Send him off anyway!
Vincent: *stiffens* Fine... but I'm editing out the biased parts!
Shuichi: Just READ!
Vincent .......Since Kinneas has already informed... *scans next few lines and ends up flipping to a new page* ...Daisy Grey of her Sun-Jupiter idea, here is a report of... the new story idea with Chrono Cross. This revo— ...story shall be simply entitled "Hell". It features two elongated parts, detailing Lynx/Serge/Yamaneko/Wazuki/Big-scary-cat-man-in-Serge's-body's kidnapping of Kid and Glenn, Kid's apparent "brainwashing", and what precisely went... *squints* down... in the... *looks up* I refuse to read anymore of this. It is stupid—
Kinneas: *eyes narrow*
Shuichi: Uh oh...
Vincent: —and you now understand the premise, so I AM DONE! *throws script on the ground, stomps on it, takes off glasses and puts them away*
Locke: Vincent, when Kinneas kills you, can I have your CD's?
Vincent: *opens mouth to speak, but is thrown into a wall, arms now shackled and duct tape over his mouth*
Sephiroth and Duo: HA!
Kinneas: *lowers hand from snapping position* I am God. Do not defy me, Valentine.
Reno: *mutters to Tidus* If that's the face of God, I'd rather go to Hell...
Vincent: Mmmmph!!!
Kinneas: No. *snaps fingers and Vincent's red cloak flies off and onto Duo's head, and Vincent's top four shirt buttons disappear*
Vincent: *glare of DEATH(tm)* Mmmmph...
Kinneas: Don't EVEN go there! *snaps again; a blast of cold air hits Vincent* Gonna be good now?
Vincent: *shivers* ...mmm... *winces and shudders again*
Kinneas: Good. *turns to others* ^_^ Howdy!
All, sans Sephiroth and Locke: Gah!! *run away*
-Fin-
Feelin' the weirdness yet? There's better stuff that I'll get typed up in my spare time, which, given the JAPN 3501 courses I have to take, isn't much. Later!